Meh...that's easy. I've kept a small box of Tic Tacs before and passed them off as a placebo "drug" to girls beforel.



I won't lie...some of my bad habits from college will never be told to Little Cha.

 

It's cooler to go around posing as a drug rep from a pharmaceutical place. Just a tip if any of you are into "social engineering".

 

tic tacs.. must have been a dumb bitch.

 

Years ago this girl was talking about how fucked up her and her gfs got on O'Douls. I lol'd.. Shiett.. girls like that will make any excuse to get the D.

 

I was shallow back then. Cared more about the figure than what was between the ears.


But, you'd be surprised how much you can get away with in regards to the placebo effect.

 

^ hence my post above..

 

But, LeAsianspec...if you want to ham up the pharm guy, and see where it takes you, buy a box of brightly colored Tic Tacs, dump them into a small pill box and have some fun.

 

still can't believe he didn't send me invite.. tell him I am disappoint.

 

pizza party wednesday!!

 

shit justn.. you really let yourself go.

 

And to wear stripes when you're that wide...TERRIBLE.

 

There was a time...when I could eat 3 medium pizzas all to myself. Ahhh...my 20s.

 

Vertical.. just wear black for now on.

 

I could still eat 3 medium pizza's by myself. But that's because I am constantly hungry from eating vegetables all the time.


I'm definitely going to try the tic-tac thing. I'm going to pass around to people as Plan B.

 

idk about you guys but the older I get, the less I'm interested in eating vast amounts of food.

 

I'm surprised too as well.

Funny thing was he didn't know my full name and knew me as J. When I got the invitation it was to John Pilar.

 

I think after a while, we learn that we feel like shit after eating too much. Sometimes.

 

If I don't enjoy what I'm eating.. I just don't eat it anymore. Back in the day, you weren't done until the plate was clean and the hotter you could make it the better. If you went to a buffet, get your monies worth. Nowadays.. I could vomit at the thought of a buffet other than Bellagios. I still eat hot, but I would make myself miserable before.. nowadays I'm like ghost pepper stew, no thanks.

 

teh fuck.. I don't know your full name

..but I kno it ain't dat!

 

if majofo doesn't know your full name, address, underwear size and age of current pair being worn, wife's name and position preference...it's only because he hasn't deemed you worth the time to look it up.

 

3 days and counting

 

I'm sure it's tongue-in-cheek...but, I've been given a Blackberry Z10 to replace my lost iPhone 5.

 

man.. they really hate you

 

Nice.

Yeah, given my rep as "that tiny guy", it was interesting to many that I had a bottomless pit.

Never lost an eating contest...but, I rarely partake in those nowadays. Back then, I could eat a week's worth of food in one sitting and not gain a gram. Now? Probably not.

 

And Majofo, Wynn's buffet >>>>> Bellagio's. IMO, at least.

 

only blackberry i loved was my pearl.

 

It's mutual. Or I'm getting another iPhone 5.


It's fine...the work phone only is there for me to check my e-mails and take calls if I'm on the road. Otherwise, don't care.

 

And back from -ing.

 

and me from

 

Comparing smartphones: the iPhone 5 or this Z10. Wow.


But, at least for the Z10, no one had to line up for it.

 

Lol, I'm 6'1", 200lbs, about 12-13%BF. Work out at least 4 times a week (last week, 7 times ) I eat constantly from when I wake up to when I leave work. I'm always hungry. I think I consume around 3500 calories a day.


Any why are you always hungrier after eating a bunch of veggies? Such as brockoli?


Why do you hate the iPhone so much, Yum? I had one for work too. I didn't mind it. (Still prefer android platform)

 

I'm perpetually hungry. But, my lunches during the week are always the same: raw veggies, fruit, a small piece of cheese, boiled egg, and water. Almost never deviates. Being neurotic by nature helps I guess.


And you've got 50+ lbs. on me...so, for reference, back then, I was 135 soaking wet and downing 3 medium pizzas.

I've been kicked out of a few K-BBQ AYCE places...having sat there for 5+ hours and eating until I was the last table.

 

that's why i never underestimate the little guy
I'm about 230lbs. 6'1" also.

 

You're a strapping dude, J. I would bounce off of you...

 

I'd let you

 

also, my body fat isn't quite as lean as Vlad. I'm tubby

on my knees, as Maj requested

 

Holy shart, J...your cum-towel has turned red!!

 

I know, it hurt and burned and kept going till the skin came off.

All the kings horses and all the kings men...

 

I texted him saying what Asian name is John Pilar, I blame mizouse

 

Jonathan Chanpilzarspec, duh