Mustard on the beat, ho!


I played birthday sex for betty yesterday when I brought her out to her gifts...then we had a shot. I started off with the sara mcglaughgglinnn video from the donate and save dogs vids she hates.

 

 

glad you liked it, Maj.
Wasn't that awesome!??! My favorite part..."I should be wearing that thing"...she said it cause I was dancing for her!

 

 

cumtowel @ 0:12


At first I though J was directing her hands towards his J-ohnson.. I think Betty thought the same because she's all like.. we're getting up?

 

Honestly, that 2 minute clip pretty much describes our dynamic and home life to a fuckin T. Seriously.

 

DIB.. best birthday present you could ever give your SO.. just for reference.. next year.

 

Yeah buddy!
She's an only child and her dad had some addiction issues growing up. Let's just say she's not the typical cuban only child syndrome girl. She has a capacity for tolerance and compassion.

Dudes, when I met her, that girl had NEVER had a party thrown for her. Every year, I try and at least make her feel special for the day. Then treat her like total crap the rest of the year.

 

Well, say happy belated b-day to the wife for us, J.

 

DIB=do in butt?

 

I sure will Yum...I sure will. Thanks, man.

 

 

Best music vid...evar.

 

I won't lie that I went to a costume party dressed up as a DIB guy.

 

2nd best.. 3-way..

 

duh...I know those!

 

My favorite is actually his first viral hit.. #punched

 

btw.. is hulu even relevant anymore?

 

Who, Lou?

 

back from my craigslist meeting.

what a fkng awesome guy...ex navy, we shot the shit about knee surgery and the like for about a half hour before even discussing the transaction. showed him exactly how I start it up and what kind of gas mixture to use. I had asked $65...he hands me like $75...I'm like, it's too much bro...hand him $10 back and decided to hand him the other 5 too since he didn't bother haggling me. He's like "no, man...keep it for your knee surgery or your new house or something".

I swear, I love fucking meeting nice, cool people. I'm a sucker for that...this world ain't shit.

 

 

Nicely done Jeremy, next year you can play some 2 live crew or uncle Luke

 

Pop that pussy!

 

Actually, I ONLY didn't play this because she had already played it for MY birthday
I actually lived in the same subdivision as my Uncle Luke for a year...hhahahaha

 

 

why was the brockolini thread closed?

 

idunno, but its boring now.

i am now 10x dumber by interacting with that dumbfuck

 

All I know is Majofo is no joke when it comes to the internets

 

I don't close threads. I move them.


So, wasn't moi.

 

That'd explain why you're no longer capitalizing, missing spaces, and missing punctuation?

 

I didn't even reveal the personal stuff

Freaking Potz ruined it and then Stunna went super freaking creepy with it..

 

If he was a douche like Oderp, I would have pwned him, he was just generally douchy. I guess pics of his mom, fiance, bro, sil, and pics of his brockolini go into the vault.

 

Dude, you had to know it would've crossed the line when the snowball was started.

At that point, it was IMO, a game of one-upping who is "funnier" and "wittier" in trying to own a dumb person...hence why the line was crossed.




Although, Brock probably learned a great lesson on tightening up on his personal info on the Internet.

 

If we learned anything about these types.. he'll post something worthy of the vault being opened.

 

No freaking way..

His OkC profile and related profile names don't link to any of his personal social network. It was his dumbass saying he was in the 1556 and being part of an active fb azine community.

I was just nut checking him at the door before he started to mouth off. I really didn't think anyone would link his personal info. It's not easy to find.

 

forgive potz, he doesnt know the rulez.

 

Still was a snowball, no? It just kept rolling and getting to what it was.

I mean, it was pretty funny when it was just photoshopped images...that was awesome. But, it became an ooo-I-dunno when it got to personal information.

It's one thing for the person to share his information (so, sure...he is with Local 1556), but, it's quite another for someone else volunteer it up without his consent.

Just my 2 cents. As I had said the other day with Justin, who knows if there is a fallout from that thread or not from the Admins. Sometimes there is...sometimes there isn't. But, if I know my history of these online "ownage" affairs, there's probably going to be some collateral damage.

 

ah fuck it.. I had good laughs here. Ban me.

 

I don't ban. Just move your posts. If you want a ban, I give you good price.

$34.50.

 

too much