The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Part 2)
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Well, I was posting that for Austin. He kept calling it cheese too...
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^^^ troof....we just dont know why you were licking it off at the 'finish' line
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Really? You don't know why? Have you ever tasted how delicious it is?
...hmmm...triscuit, a little smeg smear and some curry powder. Fuggedaboutit!
...hmmm...triscuit, a little smeg smear and some curry powder. Fuggedaboutit!
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imma pass...more for you...there enjoy
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Fine, but hold the curry.
and while you're at it...my kielbasa!
and while you're at it...my kielbasa!
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curry powder was your idea, so you can smear some on your kielbasa and dip it in "cheese" and go to town...
we aint judging...well, Austin might be...you gotta impress him
we aint judging...well, Austin might be...you gotta impress him
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Don't get me wrong now. I can sprint and I'm pretty quick. I just can't pace myself over distance
The top finisher at the 5k I ran knocked it out in about 17 mins
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My fastest 1 mile was 6:18...and that was in HS...and that was cause I was chasing my very fast basketball playing friend.
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Shiet.. 6:18.. lies!
You get a pass Franchise.. but if you were Kenyan or Ethiopian, I'd have to revoke your citizenship.
You get a pass Franchise.. but if you were Kenyan or Ethiopian, I'd have to revoke your citizenship.
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the only marathon I ran was back in India...I thought imma pace myself and take that strategy....them Kenyan's took off and I was like "hahah imma catch you at the end"....but that was his normal speed
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I don't lie. Except right there when I said I don't ever lie.
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Yup. The bumper is scuffed. Leaving the fucktard a note.
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Hope he is not a douche and pays up for the repairs...
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Is that a replaceable part?
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I've only cut back on my smoking like a month ago so I'm actually very proud of finishing without calling an ambulance.
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I'm going to leave the idiot a note. End of the day, the scuff annoys me but it's on the black part of my bumper...it's not visible unless I go close enough to stare at it.
Path of least resistance is to let it go. In my note, I put pictures of what I had saw and let the asswipe know that next time, I won't be so nice. I have my contact information in there as well (from work) in case they do want to own up. I kinda doubt it though since they never had the decency to leave a note on my car to apologize in the first place.
Path of least resistance is to let it go. In my note, I put pictures of what I had saw and let the asswipe know that next time, I won't be so nice. I have my contact information in there as well (from work) in case they do want to own up. I kinda doubt it though since they never had the decency to leave a note on my car to apologize in the first place.
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this is all assuming they even noticed...it might be a soccer mom. Always baffled me when these people pull into a spot crookedly, on the phone and kick the door full open without care. they don't get that to some people, a car isn't just a mode of transportation. they always look so baffled when you walk up and put your foot through their door too
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Vlad, I didn't wanna say it. But he was my very good black skinny friend. that fukr was fast as hell...he ran a 6:14 and this one day...I saw his butthole and was like, I need to try and catch that. oh wait...
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I found her later and it was a dude.
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One of those South American Soccer dudes...no kidding. Long hair and glorious glutes makes for a very confusing attraction. I'm with you, bruh
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I'm going to leave the idiot a note. End of the day, the scuff annoys me but it's on the black part of my bumper...it's not visible unless I go close enough to stare at it.
Path of least resistance is to let it go. In my note, I put pictures of what I had saw and let the asswipe know that next time, I won't be so nice. I have my contact information in there as well (from work) in case they do want to own up. I kinda doubt it though since they never had the decency to leave a note on my car to apologize in the first place.
Path of least resistance is to let it go. In my note, I put pictures of what I had saw and let the asswipe know that next time, I won't be so nice. I have my contact information in there as well (from work) in case they do want to own up. I kinda doubt it though since they never had the decency to leave a note on my car to apologize in the first place.
sorry to hear yummy.
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Shitting on the windshield is way better plan imo..
Or shit in the open air vent, but don't fully block it. They'll be sniffing your shit indefinitely.
Or brake fluid write ass pirate on the roof. Let it sit.. next rain it runs off along with the paint. They'll probably never know. Take a nice pic from the office overlooking the parking lot.
Just some mild suggestions.
Or shit in the open air vent, but don't fully block it. They'll be sniffing your shit indefinitely.
Or brake fluid write ass pirate on the roof. Let it sit.. next rain it runs off along with the paint. They'll probably never know. Take a nice pic from the office overlooking the parking lot.
Just some mild suggestions.
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Shitting on the windshield is way better plan imo..
Or shit in the open air vent, but don't fully block it. They'll be sniffing your shit indefinitely.
Or brake fluid write ass pirate on the roof. Let it sit.. next rain it runs off along with the paint. They'll probably never know. Take a nice pic from the office overlooking the parking lot.
Just some mild suggestions.
Or shit in the open air vent, but don't fully block it. They'll be sniffing your shit indefinitely.
Or brake fluid write ass pirate on the roof. Let it sit.. next rain it runs off along with the paint. They'll probably never know. Take a nice pic from the office overlooking the parking lot.
Just some mild suggestions.
Sounds like stuff I'd do to my former "best" friend...the @$$-wipe poser (wears fake watches) who decided to get it on with my ex-GF of 6+ years after I told him specifically if he did that, it'd ruin our friendship.
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Fuck that guy H, we should break his legs.
Bros before Hoes
Junk before Trunk
Balls before Dolls
Compadres before I sleep with two Madres
These nuts before skinny sluts
Beef stew before watching The View
Male erection before One Direction
Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Louisey
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy
Man purses before regular purses
Sports before genital warts
John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin
Bros before Hoes
Junk before Trunk
Balls before Dolls
Compadres before I sleep with two Madres
These nuts before skinny sluts
Beef stew before watching The View
Male erection before One Direction
Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Louisey
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy
Man purses before regular purses
Sports before genital warts
John Madden before Jasmine from Aladdin
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Cocks before nice buttocks
Sword fight before wine flight
Bacon before Baby makin'
Game of chess before motorboating bare breasts
Fist bump before pump and dump
Steak and eggs before fake tits and long legs
Sword fight before wine flight
Bacon before Baby makin'
Game of chess before motorboating bare breasts
Fist bump before pump and dump
Steak and eggs before fake tits and long legs
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Poop on the windshield is what's right.. and if it ain't right, it fucking feels right. Do what feels right.
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Do the right thing before one night fling
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poop on the glass before catching crabs from that ass
shit on the vent before that hoe takes your rent
brake fluid on the roof to spell out da troof!
shit on the vent before that hoe takes your rent
brake fluid on the roof to spell out da troof!
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Justn learns teh hard way
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@ the suggestions.
No guys...I don't roll that way. Karma will come back. The lady called me back...and apologized. No offer to pay...but, whatever. I guess I'm over it.
No guys...I don't roll that way. Karma will come back. The lady called me back...and apologized. No offer to pay...but, whatever. I guess I'm over it.
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Almost home time.
And I bought a watch to make myself feel better.
And I bought a watch to make myself feel better.