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Old 04-23-2014, 12:14 PM
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Why do you think I hoard robots at an obsessive rate? I have to keep myself busy or go insane after seeing her image. Her voice is like that of a siren. You'd have to tie yourself up or slowly go insane by the beauty of it.

Yeah, it's that serious.
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He's already in your butthole
i dont feel him






time for lunch....we went to Taco Ochos yesterday....effin awesome !!! Love Tex-Mex food
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i dont feel him
He probably fractured your spine, if you're lucky, you'll regain nerve sensation. Your butthole will never be the same.

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Well look at the bright side, easier to poop now
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Damn, the timing belt DIY thread was interesting this morning.. poor kid.

If only that kid knew who he was talking to, he might have just ran away like I advised him to..
Lol. I think he has a bigger problem with reading and writing than with cars. But also with cars.
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Well.. he is from West Virginia.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Damn, the timing belt DIY thread was interesting this morning.. poor kid.

If only that kid knew who he was talking to, he might have just ran away like I advised him to..

I just read through that thread. The .gifs
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Here's a better one than the Infinity...



Nice Bug!
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Old 04-23-2014, 01:54 PM
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That's one lucky bug...valet driver must be a VW fanboy...
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Originally Posted by Majofo
He probably fractured your spine, if you're lucky, you'll regain nerve sensation. Your butthole will never be the same.

WTF is that pic real?!...kinda looks like a toy model...
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Originally Posted by Majofo
There's always an ugly / fat one.
there's a name for that one:

DUFF~ Dumb-Ugly-Fat-Friend

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Nobody tames Ron A.
Originally Posted by Yumcha
Not even Mrs. Ron A.
He just banns here then moves her thread where no one can find it ...
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That porsche has no business being there..
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Ah the grenade.. taking one for the team, one beer at a time.

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A moment of silence...
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We've all been there...

Okay, well I haven't. But all of y'all
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
We've all been there...

Okay, well I haven't. But all of y'all
Yup. Sure have...never got that far where I had to snog the girl like that...but, playing wingman for one of my college buddies (who was so lost with women) was often an exercise in failure.

I count no less than FIVE times when I've had to distract his target's...slender-challenged friend...so that he could talk to the girl. And all SEVEN times, me as Goose, DIED. He didn't even get the target's f*cking phone number!!

WTF.
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Old 04-23-2014, 02:21 PM
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This is the same guy that we exacted revenge on a couple years later and left him at a :ghey: bar (after he was passed out) with a giant sign: "Boyfriend Dumped Me...So Lonely".
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That girl's ass is literally bigger than both of those guys heads put together.

Also.. in the name of fucking science, how in the fuck is that chair still standing?

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Originally Posted by Majofo
That girl's ass is literally bigger than both of those guys heads put together.

Also.. in the name of fucking science, how in the fuck is that chair still standing?

Her legs are thicker than both your legs and arms joined together.
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Maybe my arms.. but I have thick thai ladyboy legs.
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A moment of silence for Yumcha.
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Originally Posted by Undying Dreams
A moment of silence for Yumcha.
I've sacrificed myself and "died" for friends and for work. Good thing I'm a gawddamn robot.
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Old 04-23-2014, 02:33 PM
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How else do you think I can endure reposts and seeing some dingis go and try to carry the same topic/discussion in 3 different threads (WHO THE EFF DOES THAT??? DON'T ANSWER THAT CUZ WE HAVE OUR ANSWER!)...?


Eternal patience.

*gong sound*
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new girl just started today.
we started talking in the break room.
topic bounced on cars.
she said she drives a purple space ship.

why yes, i think we'll get along just fine. in space.
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also, when the receptionist isnt here, ie: sick...I answer phones.
these couple of past weeks, ive been getting strange calls.
well strange to me.

people are calling in to see if the company is hiring.
the weird thing is, we're not and i dont know where people are getting the number from..
yesterday, some sweet old lady called me and the following conversation took place:

"hello, I'm calling for my grandson who lives in a different state...are you guise hiring?"
"no"

first off, grandma does your calling for you!?!?!?!?!?
2nd, dont these people know that the phone gets picked up by a receptionist? asking straight to the receptionist is like an automatic no to me. lol
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BTW, for you Godzillra (Skyline GT-R) fans: https://acurazine.com/forums/showpos...postcount=2645
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new girl just started today.
we started talking in the break room.
topic bounced on cars.
she said she drives a purple space ship.

why yes, i think we'll get along just fine. in space.
But, WYHI...?
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But, WYHI...?
yes.
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yes.
Terrific.


Now then:

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Wait what's wrong with jumping on grenades. Fat chicks need love too. They just have to pay.


Hooray for spacecrabs! I love when new hotties get employed. Good luck brah.
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Originally Posted by justnspace
also, when the receptionist isnt here, ie: sick...I answer phones.
these couple of past weeks, ive been getting strange calls.
well strange to me.

people are calling in to see if the company is hiring.
the weird thing is, we're not and i dont know where people are getting the number from..
yesterday, some sweet old lady called me and the following conversation took place:

"hello, I'm calling for my grandson who lives in a different state...are you guise hiring?"
"no"

first off, grandma does your calling for you!?!?!?!?!?
2nd, dont these people know that the phone gets picked up by a receptionist? asking straight to the receptionist is like an automatic no to me. lol
I answer the phone here too.. Id have to say the weirdest one was the lady that wanted us to check the electronics in here trunk because shes had 'some people' following here, and wanted to make sure there werent any bugs. lol
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Crabs.. don't shit where you eat.

don't dip your pen in company ink.
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Yummy, that's a classic vid (a la repost ). "typical tourist driving, doesn't look in their fucking mirror"
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Crabs.. don't shit where you eat.

don't dip your pen in company ink.
Maj here speaketh the truth.

Office romances usually never end well.
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