Majofo

justnspace

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she better shower before

Majofo

Lies.. you'd eat it out if it had a yeasty smegma mustache

..or extra butt gravy.

justnspace

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at smegma mustache

Majofo

Yumcha

I'm so angry. And it's only Tuesday.

What a retarded system project I'm on.

rockstar143

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Justin...3rd date, she's local and without a kid, I say go for it.

justnspace

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shes 30 and has a great job and is well traveled and likes espresso and and and and and and and and

rockstar143

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Sounds like you're sold.

NOW, she's 30 and independent. Let's highlight your positive attributes on the "date" and make sure you list all the things you aspire to do. Last thing a girl like that will want to hear is that you live at home cause mom cleans your underwear and you have unlimited free pickles and a place to store your car.

Majofo

You know what it is..

Yumcha

Any chance of a pic?

justnspace

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womp womp womp, she already knows i live with mommy.
and at pickles!!!

justnspace

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yummy, instead of crying for credit, you can look at the previous page and the page before that.

Majofo

Living at home with his momma is okay.. being a broke ass, cheap ass, deadbeat, no money having, looking like trash is not okay.

Yumcha

This is the only pic I found.

So, I'm assuming this is she?

Majofo

Send her a pic of your penis.. that always seems to break the ice.

justnspace

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i'm fuggin asian..

<--------cheap ass!

Yumcha

And talking like a village idiot is not okay. Some depth would go miles.

Majofo

You think you're a cheap ass.. butt you're not.

Yumcha

And oh, men who go on and on and on about themselves? No go.


It's not about you. It's always about her. If the girl asks something about you, make it a sentence or two quickly and then turn it around and ask her something seguing from her question.

justnspace

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this is better than making a D&R thread!

Yumcha

Why do I know all of this? Hey look...I'm no jock and work in IT. I have more robots than members on AZ.

Gotta find a draw. So, work out, know the entire book on how women typically work, and dress well.

Yumcha

Now, where the hey is Miz...? I should go drag his e-@$$ into this thread.

justnspace

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i caught a post of hers during the weekend.
she went out on a date and slammed the guy for talking about money.

its now been deleted.
but i'll be my self and make her laugh.
thanks rockstar for this gem.....being yourself trumps having game

Yumcha

Being yourself is good advice...but, should be leveled with this: have some restraint. There are aspects of your yee-haw self that should not be there so early (esp. in the "wooing" stage).

rockstar143

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The day I realized that being myself WAS having game, was the last time I had to "try" and be appealing to the opposite sex.

If you build it (full of blood), they will cumm.

Yumcha

So, no stories about what stupidity you did while you were drunk or high.

rockstar143

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Yes, a very slow trickle of yourself. Duh...if Betty had known how much I fart and scratch my azz and how moody I can be before we had been together for a year and were already in LOVE...she woulda split!

Yumcha

Show-stoppers in a women for me: zealot-religious beliefs, sounding like blonde bimbo, no education, and spoiled.

Don't care how hawt. Well, sure...but, after a session or two...NEXT!

rockstar143

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Don't be boring, but let her kinda lead and set the tone for the type of conversation you have. If she's somewhat reserved, you don't wanna be party guy cursing this and that and calling bishes bishes. You gotta ease into that so she knows you're coming from a good place...

Yumcha

...

My wife (and prior GFs) all had no idea about my robot collection.


The wife found out 1.5 years into our relationship, if I recall correctly. By then, it was too late.

rockstar143

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Yummy, you nailed it...those are all libido killers for me too. What can you do for me, or not getting my jokes, or talking about how her life is only good because it's dedicated to "HIM". Sorry, girlfriend...that's not going to work.

Yumcha

"You own a toy store?"
"Um...not exactly..."

rockstar143

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But the robots aren't endearing?!?!
I'd be afraid to see what kinda girls THAT secret would be a panty dropper for.

rockstar143

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NO, but I DO own a Woody from Toy Story, wanna see?!

Majofo

Lost cause.. We've given him all the advice he needs. Justn on the other hand has a good head on his shoulders with no hang-ups.

Be yourself Waiter comes to toss your salad.. (Justn's response :gheylaugh

Be a gentleman (chivalrous, humble, polite), don't talk about anything dumb or inane that you would post here. Don't talk about your car. Anything political or religious.. no. Save that for year 3, not date 3. You can be a gentleman and still keep it playful / spicy.

rockstar143

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After that post, I'd go on a date with Maj.
At least I know I'd end up getting some.

Yumcha

Yep, key word: gentleman. That will by default set Justin apart from 90% of the dates she's been on.

Sadly, it's a lost art. Kinda strange.

Yumcha

Well, sure...you could say you collect robots. But, it's not the first thing I tell a girl on our first few dates. And even at that early phase, I never say how many robots I have...

No point really.

justnspace

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what can I talk about then??



Sidenote: its funny that ya'll are giving advice! i dont think i need it. but keep the funnies coming