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Old 06-03-2013, 10:50 AM
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Tired as bleep this morning. How is everyone?
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I was kidding, I ain't got not kids.
Thank the Lord Almighty!
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Yummy!!

Tired too..
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You aren't kidding, buddy...
Although I had a hand in that. Once.
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Old 06-03-2013, 11:12 AM
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You aren't kidding, buddy...
Although I had a coathanger in that. Once.




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chikety china the chinese chicken
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except the people who have mondays off
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Yeah, sipping tea here for some caffeine...not really helping. Would love to zzzz for another few hours.
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chikety china the chinese chicken
But, since it is Chinese...likely not chicken. It was rat...made to taste like chicken.
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Not really racist when a says a racist thing about his own kind, right...?
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I want some green tea now..
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But, since it is Chinese...likely not chicken. It was rat...made to taste like chicken.
I'll eat anything grilled.
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Justin, that's awesome.


Channeling your inner-...Remember, if it's living, we'll eat it.
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I'll eat anything as long as it tastes good.
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http://www.boltedmedia.com/brazilian...ned-holy-milk/

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto (pictured) is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor who has been arrested for convincing his followers that his penis contains HOLY MILK.

If you’re like me, you are in disbelief and totally disgusted by this, but let me give you more details on this horrible situation…

Picanto told his followers that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk“. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the “Holy Spirit,” reports Vatican Crimes.

One of Picanto’s followers stated, “He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation.“

The good news to this story is that Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is in jail!

According to the Vatican Crimes, Picanto said he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, Brazilian Pastor, arrested for telling his followers his Penis contained ‘Holy Milk’
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I'd have a 17 year old right now...
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I'd have a 17 year old right now...
you wish..
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If you had a 17 year old daughter J, you'd end up beating off WD more than usual.
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Where's teh invisible force field?

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LMAO, 1, I DO NOT wish. Although I don't condone it as a form of repeated birth control...a scared 17 year old with a broke rubber isn't an ideal to be a dad. Especially since I knew things were coming to an end with the 25 year old I was dating.

2, my dog does that too...I'm like, go babe...wtf do you see that I'm stepping over? LMAO.
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2, my dog does that too...I'm like, go babe...wtf do you see that I'm stepping over? LMAO.

betty is a dog?
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Is it fap time yet?

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is it now, holy shit!
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Im not attracted to white women....
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It's all pink inside..
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Im not attracted to white women....
Don't lie..

If a woman is on point.. you're going to be attracted.

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It's all pink inside..
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so are buttholes.
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so are buttholes.
They are?! Shit.. you must really go to town on a toss.
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