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Old 05-14-2020, 07:55 AM
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LOL...so you were in there with me then, huh
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LOL...so you were in there with me then, huh
It was the only chance I had at getting out of college in 4 years
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Old 05-14-2020, 09:34 AM
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The way I paid for college in 4 years is well documented here
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I was so fucking stupid, I didn't even know that AP courses were a thing.

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the real kicker was that one dual enrollment class me and the friends doing hood rat shit got expelled from.
pulled work detail outside, scrub the pool tiles, do yard work instead while we hid and smoked marlBRO reds.
Well that landed me an "F" at FIU that got me booted from college my first term because it dropped my weighted
average down below a C.
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Old 05-14-2020, 11:16 AM
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wait your school taught anal probing? i had to learn on my own
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Old 05-14-2020, 11:18 AM
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Johnny...
how far along is she?
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Old 05-14-2020, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
the real kicker was that one dual enrollment class me and the friends doing hood rat shit got expelled from.
pulled work detail outside, scrub the pool tiles, do yard work instead while we hid and smoked marlBRO reds.
Well that landed me an "F" at FIU that got me booted from college my first term because it dropped my weighted
average down below a C.
did your asian parents disown you at that point?
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so much so they handed me off to a set of white parents to raise me
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shit, the ultimate disownment...

bet they probably gave you dinner even when you didn't finish your hw...
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Old 05-14-2020, 12:07 PM
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Parent's desired jobs for J
Doctor
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Disowned Alphacuck
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i git lonely sometimes
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write a book why don't you
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lol, fr.
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i need an advance
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another fucking car?
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Probably a yellow Jeep
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Where’s Maj?
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i passed on a yellow jeep before buying the green one!
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Maj and nfn both missing

hmmmmmm....
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Someone's hogtied in a basement lol, fr.
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Whut if I was to tell you guys that Maj and nfn were the same person.
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Someone's hogtied in a basement lol, fr.

wish it was MM instead.
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taco has MM in a basement?


poor MM
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poor tobey actually
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A wild crab sighting!!!

Hey Crabman!
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Whut if I was to tell you guys that Maj and nfn were the same person.
Not possible. Maj is not stupid enough to drink bleach or follow some inept orange creature.
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taco has MM in a basement?


poor MM
Thx. Save m

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i passed on a yellow jeep before buying the green one!
Yellow wasn't weird enough?
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Off work tomorrow = scotch time
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Off work tomorrow = scotch time


I'm making it a half day, myself. Probably get wasted in the back yard if it's not raining.
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Off work tomorrow = scotch time
Taking tomorrow off too!


Extra long weekend for us up here. Monday is Dead-Queen-Day up here.
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I’m off work everyday. I get a little bit of stuff done between 7am-8am and I’m done for the day.

gubermint is moving slow right now since eww have a 54 billion dollar deficit.
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Yellow wasn't weird enough?
the seller was this shady little dealership guy that played me on our agreed upon
price.
I passed cause he got greedy and added a grand to the price.
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