Yumcha

Hmm...it's COVFEFE-19.


You're going to turn orange, hands start to shrink...

kurtatx

If you now have contract AIDS, it's RS, for sure.

Flipster23

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I think I already had corona virus back in November December. I remember I had a cough with a fever, it lasted 2-3 weeks. Doctor said they didn’t know what it was but a lot of people had it.

Mizouse

It’s so quiet at work. I can hear a pin drop.


also scored another 24 pack of Charmin TP. This time it’s the Ultra Soft one.

Yesterday I snagged a 24 pack of Charmin Ultra Strong but my mom refuses to use it.

Yumcha

Shiet...so did we! First Lady was able to pick up two 24-packs of Charmin...one for my Mom and one for us.



Now, Lysol or Clorox wipes would be good. We're running a bit short.

Majofo

Chill out
Shit

In every life, we face some trouble
but when you worry, you make it double
Don't worry, be happy be a bitchass Taco

Majofo

Taco that kid who put a stain in the carpet
Then worried all day about his mom finding out
Take away his playstation

Shietttt
I once shot a hole in the ceiling
Put my pops 357 back in the closet
Went out and played

I got my ass kicked
but whatever

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Dicks and your toilet paper. Take shit, rinse in sink use fan to dry...

drink tap water...

Majofo

I think Flip has the covfefe
Prey for hem

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I’m losing my shit.... in this house...

Yumcha

Hopefully you have enough TP to wipe all the shirt you lost.

kurtatx

Yeah isolation sucks.

ask Maj. can’t be succin dat dick when you isolated with your wife and kids

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

That’s why you have your wife...
speaking of that.......

Yumcha

Do some reading. Go for a drive with everyone in the vehicle...Watch something on TV/streaming/disc...Build something. Cook/bake/roast something tasty.



You'll figure it out.

Midnight Mystery

People seem to not realize it, but driving is just as safe as sitting on the couch. And with gas prices plummeting it's worth while to clear the head and exercise the driving muscles. That's basically how I'm surviving this!

FYI... Wear gloves at the pump!

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

gloves, no love.

Yumcha

Body condom.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

that's skin

Yumcha

Just woke up.

Did my "commute" to the new office. My kitchen.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

meet me in the basement for a conference call.
private meeting, of course.

Yumcha

Do we need to maintain social distance?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Still laying in bed. Will get up eventually to head to the office.. downstairs

Yumcha

We should invite kurt.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

kurt is the safe word

kurtatx

That's a sad safe word.

Working from home is horrible.

Yumcha

There are challenges network-wise for me. Not the most ergonomic because while I do have computer spots in the house, they are more integrated with the living area and not a true study. So, I don't really have office chairs...it's more for the look than anything.

I'm on the kitchen island and dining table (swapping between the two). But, I miss the multi-screens and etc.

Yumcha

And "Taco" is the word for escalation.

Yumcha

If things begin to chafe, the sekrit word is, "Tobey".

Mizouse

Drove in to the office this morning. Took me 25 minutes. On a normal day, if I drove, it would take me 1 hour 25 minutes

Flipster23

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I’m not ergonomically correct either. I’m sitting on a chair with no back.

Yumcha

Wow, that's quite the improvement.
















You must've bought an RLX with upgraded tires.

Yumcha

My commute was 25 seconds. I improved from the usual 58 minutes needed.




So, I also bought an RLX.

thoiboi

I've got a standing desk and 24" and 27" monitor at home


stop being poorz guise.. you might as well be driving across state lines for work

Yumcha

Well, I just have this PoS Dell Latitude (standard issue) from work. Nothing else.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I have a getac...
bring on the apocalypse.

Mizouse

Yumcha

I have new guns.

Catzilla

Sitting her at work, Skyping with ppl, laughing about my coworkers stuck at home on shitty tiny-single-screen laptops that crash when they try to launch software and then freeze when they try to connect to network.

Mizouse

I’ve got a nice 2 monitor setup at home. I’d be perfectly content working at home. !

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

evil