The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
I stocked up last time there were a bunch of fires in California.
also my work two years ago decided to throw away a huge box of N95 and surgery masks. You can bet your ass I grabbed a shitload to stock up on.
funny enough not even a month after they threw out the box we had that huge fire in Napa. Everyone was wishing they didn’t toss that box.
also my work two years ago decided to throw away a huge box of N95 and surgery masks. You can bet your ass I grabbed a shitload to stock up on.
funny enough not even a month after they threw out the box we had that huge fire in Napa. Everyone was wishing they didn’t toss that box.
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I've been fucking with all this paint removal at home this week and have been kicking up a shit tonne of drywall texture dust. I figure packing my lungs full of that will make sure there's no room left for germs.
That's just simple physics.
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That's just simple physics.
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I know it's most likely wrong, but I usually chuckle at the shit in the street memes.
But I'll be damned if I'm not going to leverage this coronavirus situation to stay home, quarantined, to prevent spreading <cough cough> whatever <cough> this thing <cough> is that I'm coming down with in a couple weeks.
But I'll be damned if I'm not going to leverage this coronavirus situation to stay home, quarantined, to prevent spreading <cough cough> whatever <cough> this thing <cough> is that I'm coming down with in a couple weeks.
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I picked up one of these for myself, on Amazon mid Dec2019, after having someone in a Dr's office patient waiting room cough up their lung:
Also purchased one like this, from amazon, for my mother:
https://guatemaladigital.com/Joyfree...Codigo=8003857
Also purchased one like this, from amazon, for my mother:
https://guatemaladigital.com/Joyfree...Codigo=8003857
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You should see the 'stink eye' one gets, when sitting in a dr's office, and you whip one of these out to protect yourself from the one pneumonic clown, who is inevitably there, puking up half their lung for everyone to breath, lol. Priceless!
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It begins.. operation gaslight this bitch in effect
stage 1> FJ *coughing*
stage 2> Shit on the floor
stage 3> Paranoia increases
stage 4> wretch and vomit at desk
stage 5> hysteria
stage 6> get fucked up drinking years of craft at da casa watching looney tunes on Boomerang for the next 6 months
stage 1> FJ *coughing*
stage 2> Shit on the floor
stage 3> Paranoia increases
stage 4> wretch and vomit at desk
stage 5> hysteria
stage 6> get fucked up drinking years of craft at da casa watching looney tunes on Boomerang for the next 6 months
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Shit..
I avoid all that shit
Go to the doctor..
So I can waste my time getting sick from sickos.. shiet
Then get prescribed some weak ass shit
And then get billed out of my craft fund
I got better shit from Canada and Mexico
Bet
Pendajo doctor ain't doing shit but paying for their Porsche outside
Fucker
I avoid all that shit
Go to the doctor..
So I can waste my time getting sick from sickos.. shiet
Then get prescribed some weak ass shit
And then get billed out of my craft fund
I got better shit from Canada and Mexico
Bet
Pendajo doctor ain't doing shit but paying for their Porsche outside
Fucker
plus with all that asbestos, i bet you're basically immune to all viruses/bacteria.
I just got on a *phone call - dialtone not in service message*
Yeah Jill is doing well, she just flew in on a red eye from Shanghai
..
She said the person behind her on the plane was coughing a lot and sweating
But she's doing okay..
..
Yeah she's going to be at the house for the next 4 weeks
Hold on, that's her, we're meeting for lunch with my the staff upstairs
Talk to you later
Yeah Jill is doing well, she just flew in on a red eye from Shanghai
..
She said the person behind her on the plane was coughing a lot and sweating
But she's doing okay..
..
Yeah she's going to be at the house for the next 4 weeks
Hold on, that's her, we're meeting for lunch with my the staff upstairs
Talk to you later
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I just got on a *phone call - dialtone not in service message*
Yeah Jill is doing well, she just flew in on a red eye from Shanghai
..
She said the person behind her on the plane was coughing a lot and sweating
But she's doing okay..
..
Yeah she's going to be at the house for the next 4 weeks
Hold on, that's her, we're meeting for lunch with my the staff upstairs
Talk to you later
Yeah Jill is doing well, she just flew in on a red eye from Shanghai
..
She said the person behind her on the plane was coughing a lot and sweating
But she's doing okay..
..
Yeah she's going to be at the house for the next 4 weeks
Hold on, that's her, we're meeting for lunch with my the staff upstairs
Talk to you later
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How about walking around the Grand Ole Opry during a Mossy Oak convention FILLED with good ole boys (dot not feather)
with my favorite Asian couple while one of them pretends to cough as we pass people.
Or was the favorite part where I called out his name when we saw another random Asian dude on the sidewalk and pretended
like I was confused and talking to him because y'all look the same.
Gahhh...
@thoiboi know anyone like that?
with my favorite Asian couple while one of them pretends to cough as we pass people.
Or was the favorite part where I called out his name when we saw another random Asian dude on the sidewalk and pretended
like I was confused and talking to him because y'all look the same.
Gahhh...
@thoiboi know anyone like that?
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