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Old 09-01-2019, 02:37 PM
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$22.50 OTD

If you're Chinese there's a 15% tariff.

If you beat your kids, $45.78
If you murder Kurt
Cum on in his corpse
Then burn the evidence

Free fiddy
Minus lighter fluid and matches
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After meeting @Majofo and myself, @thoiboi going to Dallas.

That's a lot of trauma for one weekend. He must really hate his wife.
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Old 09-01-2019, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
After meeting @Majofo and myself, @thoiboi going to Dallas.

That's a lot of trauma for one weekend. He must really hate his wife.
I legitimately felt bad for ladiboi and his tribe
And that was before he introduced Kurt and I to them
Imagine being shit talked.. IRL.. by Kurt

ladiboi has regrets in life I'm sure
That has to be at the top

Kurt has a strong pimp hand
Almost as strong as his jaw
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So you're saying that in addition to being a whore, ladiboi is ALSO into being humiliated?
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It's sad to witness in person
He really is a wonderful man
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
After meeting @Majofo and myself, @thoiboi going to Dallas.

That's a lot of trauma for one weekend. He must really hate his wife.


You trio had a 3G Man-Sex Summit?
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Old 09-01-2019, 09:17 PM
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It's sad to witness in person
He really is a wonderful man
On a scale of Bill Cosby to Amy Winehouse sad, he's a solid Blanket Jackson.
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You trio had a 3G Man-Sex Summit?
@Majofo didn't show up for the environmental part of the Summit. Something about Mar-a-lago and beating his kids.
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Old 09-01-2019, 11:33 PM
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Hey sir. Went for a morning drive already to Costco to pick up some produce in the Hyundai. Little Cha is taking a siesta and I may too...birthday party later for one of his pals. Tomorrow, probably R&R. I may be a touch hungover from yesterday's wedding banquet.
Did you get hungover from the birthday party yet?
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Old 09-01-2019, 11:36 PM
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Did you get hungover from the birthday party yet?
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............being a cunt is fine but don't be a bitch and disappear on us like so many have before.
I still check in from time to time
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Old 09-02-2019, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by A SiQ TL
I still check in from time to time
Dafaq are you?
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@A SiQ TL It appears you've made six posts since I joined in March 2016. Welcome back again!
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Dafaq are you?
I was here back when the 3g TL was cool.
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Damn....about the only names I recognize are the mods. What happened Majofo ........ were you deemed unworthy?
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Old 09-02-2019, 01:45 AM
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Nah, they just finally fixed that glitch.
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I was here back when the 3g TL was cool.
I had a TL but it wasn't cool enough for me
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Old 09-02-2019, 08:53 AM
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A SiQ, don't mind the new guy. And definitely do not touch his ears.
How you been, man?
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Old 09-02-2019, 09:21 AM
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I still check in from time to time
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Damn....about the only names I recognize are the mods. What happened Majofo ........ were you deemed unworthy?
I was a mod
There were some complaints
From a bitchass

That bitchass ain't here anymore
I got promoted to regional coordinator
Of the southern region

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Damn....about the only names I recognize are the mods. What happened Majofo ........ were you deemed unworthy?
The “get sucked off by Maj” promotion ended for mods.

thoiboi has a similar program still going strong.
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How is Flip?
Haven't heard from him since his 4th legitimate child
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
The “get sucked off by Maj” promotion ended for mods.

thoiboi has a similar program still going strong.
False advertising
Promotion by Kurt

Get fucked by Jofo promotion still running strong
ladiboi #1 promo ho tho, fa sho
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Originally Posted by Majofo
False advertising
Promotion by Kurt

Get fucked by Jofo promotion still running strong
ladiboi #1 promo ho tho, fa sho
A lifetime worth of herpes is still a steep price doe
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Morning slores.
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Morning slores.
whattup dude
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I went to the beach on saturday, wore jeans.......

fuck off, I aint trying to get the flesh eating virus.
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Word. We didn't go to the beach at all this summer. Too much funk going on this year, washing downstream.

Avoiding the oysters too.

Fuckin' petroleum sauce topping and shit.
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I went to the beach on saturday, wore jeans.......

fuck off, I aint trying to get the flesh eating virus.
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Word. We didn't go to the beach at all this summer. Too much funk going on this year, washing downstream.

Avoiding the oysters too.

Fuckin' petroleum sauce topping and shit.
Caused by a sewage leak, right?
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whattup dude
Went for a drive with the family. Altered a suit. Ate some pho. Back home to let Little Cha rest...

Meet up with my Ma later and take her shopping. Come back here for pizza.
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Pho-king good.

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Maj didn't post his daily rap song so I took the liberty upon myself to do so.

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^ What sorta is that?
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All I hear is "nikka" and "ho". Poetry, right?
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Kidding aside. Time to go prep for the pizza.
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Caused by a sewage leak, right?
the petroleum is just the topping on the cake!


warmer waters cause bacteria to grow. especially the flesh eating virus found in the gulf coast.
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but we third coastin'!
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It's why you gotsta sip lean. To forget about the stress (and flesh eating bacteria, petroleum spillage, firefighting reagents, and industrial runoff).
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