The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
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"your mom"!!!!
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I'm assuming you're a twin, of course.
I think that's how they're made.
I think that's how they're made.
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You just hate us cause you anus, bro.
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Which one is me and which one is MM?
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thoiboi (08-20-2019)
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Devito be getting pussy
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And Danny got all the poonani?
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Some whore popped his cherry
Good luck MM
MM do you even have any girl crushes?
Good luck MM
MM do you even have any girl crushes?
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who?
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Too bad you guys are poor and can't afford elitist cuckage
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Yeah...
that's what everyone is saying...
all the fanbois talkin bout if they had the avant in the us i'd buy 3 for my grandma gonna have to put their money where other guy's dicks are.
that's what everyone is saying...
all the fanbois talkin bout if they had the avant in the us i'd buy 3 for my grandma gonna have to put their money where other guy's dicks are.
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Damn. I missed the yearly porn derail. ![Sad](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/sad.gif)
Guess I'll just need to "catch up" on my own tonight.
Maybe find some old Jenna Jameson shit for old times sake. OG pre-whateverthefuckisgoingonnow, pre-tats, pre-boltons, pre-plastique, etc.
Yeah ... Yeah. That's a plan. I'll be in my bunk.
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Guess I'll just need to "catch up" on my own tonight.
Maybe find some old Jenna Jameson shit for old times sake. OG pre-whateverthefuckisgoingonnow, pre-tats, pre-boltons, pre-plastique, etc.
Yeah ... Yeah. That's a plan. I'll be in my bunk.
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Vintage Jenna
My ninja
I'll fap to the new Jenna too
She kegels and I support that
My ninja
I'll fap to the new Jenna too
She kegels and I support that
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Mizouse (08-20-2019)
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I think the only time I gave a fleshlight a whirl it was a Jenna Jameson one ![Tomato](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/tomato.gif)
I'm so old.
In the meantime, y'all have subluxations?
Got time for a little lunch time alignment?![rofl](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
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I'm so old.
In the meantime, y'all have subluxations?
Got time for a little lunch time alignment?
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Chiro is such bullshit
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Therapeutic massage on the other hand
I have knots in my upper thigh region
Need full release, deeeeep tissue
I have knots in my upper thigh region
Need full release, deeeeep tissue
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That dude is such a dickbag too
I'm aware of most of these quacks, but he's the biggest sack of shit
He had some girl on his snake oil table
After adjustment he was like you should feel better right!
She was like feels the same, so then he starts beating her
After she's all like yeah it's better, stop beating me
Loser
I'm aware of most of these quacks, but he's the biggest sack of shit
He had some girl on his snake oil table
After adjustment he was like you should feel better right!
She was like feels the same, so then he starts beating her
After she's all like yeah it's better, stop beating me
Loser
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Bro...the girl I sold my old house to is an acupuncturist...after I told her I wasn't gonna come anymore
because it didn't fix my back she was like, just give me one more shot...for free.
man that bitch put needles in my hand almost in the bone and when did my back she felt like she upgraded from
a brad nailer to a framing nailer.
because it didn't fix my back she was like, just give me one more shot...for free.
man that bitch put needles in my hand almost in the bone and when did my back she felt like she upgraded from
a brad nailer to a framing nailer.
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then without my permission she injected me with some holistic shot in my back that I had already
declined because she couldn't tell me what was in it.
declined because she couldn't tell me what was in it.
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Acupuncture is real.. but only from real ass practitioners..
Not some holistic turd who looks at a nerve chart.
Takes as many years to get acupuncture license as a doctor in many Asian countries.
Best have both
Shiett.
Not some holistic turd who looks at a nerve chart.
Takes as many years to get acupuncture license as a doctor in many Asian countries.
Best have both
Shiett.
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Mizouse (08-21-2019)
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Acupuncture shouldn't hurt either
That's so fucking anti, I would have jammed a needle in her eye
That's so fucking anti, I would have jammed a needle in her eye
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The general feeling in the medical community is "We don't know how it works, but if it makes you feel better, go ahead and do it". When I had a pretty bad back injury my neurosurgeon recommended trying it. Worked pretty well.
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a month at the chiro and stretching my love handles like a ballerina every morning and I'm back at jogging without pain and standing up normally.
Whatever works at this point.
I was pushing for an MRI but really I am not willing to do meds or surgery so it would have just led me back to holistic anyway.
Whatever works at this point.
I was pushing for an MRI but really I am not willing to do meds or surgery so it would have just led me back to holistic anyway.
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Just watched that vid.. shiett.. I knew I recognized that other quack in the thumbnail
Come adjust my wife.. looser.. guaranteed he drives an Audi
Come adjust my wife.. looser.. guaranteed he drives an Audi
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Seconded. I've been to good and bad ones. Sometimes the needling is a big unpleasant, but it's never painful when done right.
The general feeling in the medical community is "We don't know how it works, but if it makes you feel better, go ahead and do it". When I had a pretty bad back injury my neurosurgeon recommended trying it. Worked pretty well.
The general feeling in the medical community is "We don't know how it works, but if it makes you feel better, go ahead and do it". When I had a pretty bad back injury my neurosurgeon recommended trying it. Worked pretty well.
Anyways, the day after re-tearing it, I went to one of the few acupuncturist in town who isn't BS.
Took out all the inflammation.. was able to touch my toes after..
Obviously didn't heal it, but it was the one time I was like wow.. legit.
I let my vet poke my dogs for their joint shit.
They don't mind, idk if it does anything, whatever.
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I actually like many of his vids.
He adjusts athletes, a lot of UFC athletes too.
He does a lot of deep tissue shit too.
He might actually be doing a service to some of his clients.
Not too much on the quackery talk too.
I don't mind that dude as much.
Bro down.
Shit his woman is hot.
I think I need to adjust my dick real quick
Probably need a few seshs
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Dude, that's what I was getting at with the adjustments. You watch that video you either need an adjustment or you are dead.
And any video footage of you touching your toes after the hammy tear? You know, for science.
And any video footage of you touching your toes after the hammy tear? You know, for science.
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i want a copy too for research.
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HUMPPPPPPPPPPPP DAY!!!!!!!!!!
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Woot!
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MM has more frenz than you Kurt
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