The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
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It feels good. Okay.
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Fuuuuckme... $130k wagon. :faint:
That's what I'd be driving if I wasn't a poor.
That's what I'd be driving if I wasn't a poor.
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Group workout with your wife
Sounds like a Wednesday night at that one guy's house
You sure you don't have an Audi?
Sounds like a Wednesday night at that one guy's house
You sure you don't have an Audi?
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THAT'S WHY I WAS BEING VERY CLEAR ABOUT IT.
You know me, man... Sheeiiiit... Did Mrs. Wagon seem like the type that would be into cucklyfe? Or the type that would saunter off into the woods to bury a body?
You know me, man... Sheeiiiit... Did Mrs. Wagon seem like the type that would be into cucklyfe? Or the type that would saunter off into the woods to bury a body?
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3G Spoonfeedzine... For 100 internet points, I need a new floor jack to replace my 3.5 ton one.
What do I get? 2x points of it's on Amazon.
Thabks, cul0
What do I get? 2x points of it's on Amazon.
Thabks, cul0
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Amazon recommens a Blackhawk B6350 3,5 ton jack. But I know fuck all about that. Isn't that some storebrand? Harbor freight? Lowe's? Or something?
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why 3.5 tons.. why not 6.9 tons?
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Amazon recommends blackhawk does it..
Blackhawk.. Black Hawk.. Black Cawk.. Black Cock.
I bet it does. They always watching.
Probably planning on buying Audi.
I don't know, not in the know as these things go.
But probably.
Blackhawk.. Black Hawk.. Black Cawk.. Black Cock.
I bet it does. They always watching.
Probably planning on buying Audi.
I don't know, not in the know as these things go.
But probably.
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HF all start with an American City name
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Already put a down payment on the new H8 Quattro Spurtback with Hall-effect AWD.
Gonna watch so many Black Cawks.
Gonna watch so many Black Cawks.
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Yeah, actually reading the reviews and looking at pictures, it seems like that BlackCock jack(off) is the same as the Sams Club special I bought decades ago.
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If you don't care whether it's low-profile or not, you will one day, just not now.
Get a low profile one.. but with a wicked long wang (Jofo) that only needs like 2-3 pumps (Justn)
HF has these bitches on sale all the time (don't forget the coupon)
Or grab this bitch at Home Depot
Husky uses the same mfgs as more expensive brands, it seems to be extra discounted today only
Can't go wrong with either.. about the same entry point and same lift height.
In fact, both of these jacks look exactly the same.. well grab the cheaper one I guess. fuck it -Kurt
Get a low profile one.. but with a wicked long wang (Jofo) that only needs like 2-3 pumps (Justn)
HF has these bitches on sale all the time (don't forget the coupon)
Or grab this bitch at Home Depot
Husky uses the same mfgs as more expensive brands, it seems to be extra discounted today only
Can't go wrong with either.. about the same entry point and same lift height.
In fact, both of these jacks look exactly the same.. well grab the cheaper one I guess. fuck it -Kurt
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Probably works on pineapple juice stains too
Cuck! -Kurt
Cuck! -Kurt
One on the right for me
That reminds me that I need a new jack as they hydraulics busted while fixing what now appears to be an ongoing train wreck of issues with the TL.
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Yeah, I found that I really need a low profile jack for the cars but a decent load capacity (ladiboi) for the truck.
Fuggit. For $90ish or less, that HF speshul will probably be fine.
Thanks lazyweb!
Fuggit. For $90ish or less, that HF speshul will probably be fine.
Thanks lazyweb!
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Any news on that J Oh B?
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the testing center keeps calling me...either to tell me i failed....or that I'm not welcomed back because I tried to cheat.
whatever, i aint calling them back.
the j-o-b, specifically said.. if i fail, dont expect a call from the company/job i applied.
but it's okay....I really really didnt want to do 9 track tapes. (although, I did mess up the opportunity to move up through the company...international, has an opening in KL, Malaysia)
everything will work out in the end....I know it will. My dream(s) is still to own multiple rental properties.
my personality is made for marketing...it's not made to be cooped up in an office. I know that for sure.
whatever, i aint calling them back.
the j-o-b, specifically said.. if i fail, dont expect a call from the company/job i applied.
but it's okay....I really really didnt want to do 9 track tapes. (although, I did mess up the opportunity to move up through the company...international, has an opening in KL, Malaysia)
everything will work out in the end....I know it will. My dream(s) is still to own multiple rental properties.
my personality is made for marketing...it's not made to be cooped up in an office. I know that for sure.
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love you vato
That Malay job though.. shiett
That Malay job though.. shiett
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sys admin opening in KL.
knowing what I know now, they'll train and mold newbies for sys admin jobs
but i'm not made for databases and shit..
my mouth is my moneymaker, I know that. or at least that's what makes me happy. flappin' my gums.
knowing what I know now, they'll train and mold newbies for sys admin jobs
but i'm not made for databases and shit..
my mouth is my moneymaker, I know that. or at least that's what makes me happy. flappin' my gums.
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*insert blow job jabs here*
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Well, you're the jacking expert, so I guess that seals the deal
Thanks!
Thanks!
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The HF one? Did it get under the V?
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I have a low profile husky that is exactly the same as craftsman 3 ton.. very similar to HF.. still not low enough. It does jack up the X no prob though.
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it gets under the S2000, the Audi, the V, the Volvo...
anything you got bro...
it is low as fuck (3 1/8") and goes high as fuck (almost 20")...
I tried the Costco hybrid one and didn't like it...returned it with @thoiboi (do you remember that?)
I thought my first one had died but it just needed to be bled...
and I bought a second one...and that's what I have now, 2 of these and I store them standing up so they don't take up too much room.
I had an aluminum one I gave to my old neighbor...
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3.125 inches you say, impressive
Glad you confirmed, I was actually looking at the two jacks myself
Problem with mine is it initially gets in, but it's too wide the deeper it gets (just the tip)
End up messicaning it on the jack.. wood blocks, ramps, bricks, etc
Was thinking the Husky so I'd look like a cuck and have two Husky jacks
But HF especial makes more sense.. both have that slim profile, but wasn't one hundo it'd work
Glad you confirmed, I was actually looking at the two jacks myself
Problem with mine is it initially gets in, but it's too wide the deeper it gets (just the tip)
End up messicaning it on the jack.. wood blocks, ramps, bricks, etc
Was thinking the Husky so I'd look like a cuck and have two Husky jacks
But HF especial makes more sense.. both have that slim profile, but wasn't one hundo it'd work
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it's the shit...and honestly, I've had no issues getting the yukon and ody up with the 20" of lift...
entire shaft too, not just the tip.
entire shaft too, not just the tip.
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Trick nasty!
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Nasty Nate, Devil man 666
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it gets under the S2000, the Audi, the V, the Volvo...
anything you got bro...
it is low as fuck (3 1/8") and goes high as fuck (almost 20")...
I tried the Costco hybrid one and didn't like it...returned it with @thoiboi (do you remember that?)
I thought my first one had died but it just needed to be bled...
and I bought a second one...and that's what I have now, 2 of these and I store them standing up so they don't take up too much room.
I had an aluminum one I gave to my old neighbor...
Yeah I remember... felt bad that I led you astray
I still use my Arcan XL35R from Costco and it works plenty fine for me with plenty of pump action and short enough for my OE-height cars
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