The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
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Well, this guy's definitely made some big-time changes since I've known him...
Lost the gwai-ro girl and now, with a
-girl...In great shape. And now, also a "farmer".
Lost the gwai-ro girl and now, with a
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Sadly, nothing has changed for moi. Still snarky. Still bitter. Still working for da gwai-ro man. Still not in Google.
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K. Kidding about Google cuz we staying invaded in Canada for awhile. But, you know.
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Store bought was Blueberry Kush (didn't smell, taste or look anything like blueberries).
Home grown is Bubba Kush.
Home grown is Bubba Kush.
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I don't know shit about that..
Could be Oregano for all I know
Could be Oregano for all I know
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It's a long story with some twists and turns to it, but suffice to say I've been involved for a bit now. I can PM if interested. Prefer not to post publicly.
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But sure if you got the time but truly, no pressure and no obligation on your part.
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Split Open and Pummeled
the Tacobello from Acurazine definitive guide to becoming an Alpha.
Acknowledgements
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 3, Electrical Conductivity of Materials
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The Art of Luring Indigent Business Students Into Your Basement to Feed Yourself Through the Winter)
Chapter 13, Sucks to Suck (The Fine Art of Sucking Dick)
Chapter 14, I Have a Huge Cock
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 16, Starting a Respectable Robot Collection
. Infographic 16-34.50: Transforming Your Devastator
Chapter 17, How to Become Rich From Hive Mentality
Chapter 18, How to be a Pussy
Chapter 19, How to be a True Alpha
Chapter 20, Okay, I lied, How to be a True Beta
Chapter 21, I Wish I Was a Beta... Sucks Being a Cuck
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 23, Women, the Downfall of Man (How to train a Tobey to Taco your Timbits)
Chapter 24, Doggystyle - aGentleman's Guide to banging a Hockey Mom and watching the Oilers loose at the same time
Chapter 25, MAF and Getting a GED
Chapter 26, Bros before Hos
Chapter 27, Loyalties before Royalties
Chapter 28, Move On Already!
Chapter 29, Sneaking in the Backdoor (Letting Drizzy Drake Get up in Your Feelings)
Chapter 30, Pics or GTFO (How to Create a Fake Girlfriend Online)
Chapter 31, Using your Fat Photos to Motivate you into Skinny Jeans (How to market your IG for your new fitspo lifestyle)
Chapter 32, How to live a low-carb lifestyle (Binging on Cauli Poutine covered with sugar-free Maple Syrup)
Chapter 33, How to Bulk (Getting in your Brotein while stretching out your TMJ - bonus knee pad recommendations)
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street
Chapter 36, X: Solving For
Chapter 37, X: Gonna Give It To Ya
Chapter 38, How to Relieve Upper Thigh Tension (Hot Tubbing and Saunaing with your Gym Bros)
Chapter 39, Using Maple Syrup for Salty Ass
Chapter 40, Being Tall Upstairs and Short Downstairs (Pubis Grooming Guide)
Chapter 41, How to Read
Chapter 42, How to make 20 loonies in 5 minutes (Tales of the glory hole)
Chapter 43, How to make 1 Million CAD / year ($300 USD / year)
Chapter 44, Dissecting the Mind; How to Psychoanalyze an Asshole on the Internet
Chapter 45, How to Stoke a Fire
Chapter 46, Invention of Sucking Dick (Tales of a LadiBoi)
Chapter 47, What you Drive is as Important as the Clothes you Wear (Using the Miata / Jizzmo to Get Ass)
Chapter 48: Taco Becomes Metro
Chapter 49, Haute Couture in the Cold Yukon Tundra (dEdmonton's Guide to Fashion)
Chapter 50, Ultra Luxe Lookbook for the DiscerningGentleman (How to look Gay AF like TacoBello from Acurazine)
Chapter 51, Shoes and Accessories 101 (Poor man's guide to Coach loafers, Gucci belts, and Burberry sunglasses)
Chapter 52, How to Bro Down
Chapter 53, How to Identify Toxic Individuals that give Automatik Respeks to Blacks
Chapter 54, How to Party through College and Still Graduate (Civil Engineering Track)
Chapter 55, Editor-at-Large (How to Ghost Edit "your" Publication)
Chapter 56, How to Keep a Child's Ass Clean in Preparation for Anal Sex (Chris Hansen Edition)
Chapter 57, The Secret to Losing Weight (YMMV)
Chapter 61, English Grammar for Dummies
Chapter 65, Chapter 66, Why Everyone Treats Kurt like Shit
Chapter 67, X: Still Looking For
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 69, Spoonfeeding
Chapter 70, Exploring Options
Chapter 71, Gaslighting, Grooming, and General Mind Games
Chapter 72, Bars, Nightlife, and Picking a Stud
Chapter 73, Optional Exploring
Chapter 74, Full on Cuckoldry
Epilogue, Purchased Audi
the Tacobello from Acurazine definitive guide to becoming an Alpha.
Acknowledgements
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 3, Electrical Conductivity of Materials
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The Art of Luring Indigent Business Students Into Your Basement to Feed Yourself Through the Winter)
Chapter 13, Sucks to Suck (The Fine Art of Sucking Dick)
Chapter 14, I Have a Huge Cock
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 16, Starting a Respectable Robot Collection
. Infographic 16-34.50: Transforming Your Devastator
Chapter 17, How to Become Rich From Hive Mentality
Chapter 18, How to be a Pussy
Chapter 19, How to be a True Alpha
Chapter 20, Okay, I lied, How to be a True Beta
Chapter 21, I Wish I Was a Beta... Sucks Being a Cuck
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 23, Women, the Downfall of Man (How to train a Tobey to Taco your Timbits)
Chapter 24, Doggystyle - a
Chapter 25, MAF and Getting a GED
Chapter 26, Bros before Hos
Chapter 27, Loyalties before Royalties
Chapter 28, Move On Already!
Chapter 29, Sneaking in the Backdoor (Letting Drizzy Drake Get up in Your Feelings)
Chapter 30, Pics or GTFO (How to Create a Fake Girlfriend Online)
Chapter 31, Using your Fat Photos to Motivate you into Skinny Jeans (How to market your IG for your new fitspo lifestyle)
Chapter 32, How to live a low-carb lifestyle (Binging on Cauli Poutine covered with sugar-free Maple Syrup)
Chapter 33, How to Bulk (Getting in your Brotein while stretching out your TMJ - bonus knee pad recommendations)
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street
Chapter 36, X: Solving For
Chapter 37, X: Gonna Give It To Ya
Chapter 38, How to Relieve Upper Thigh Tension (Hot Tubbing and Saunaing with your Gym Bros)
Chapter 39, Using Maple Syrup for Salty Ass
Chapter 40, Being Tall Upstairs and Short Downstairs (Pubis Grooming Guide)
Chapter 41, How to Read
Chapter 42, How to make 20 loonies in 5 minutes (Tales of the glory hole)
Chapter 43, How to make 1 Million CAD / year ($300 USD / year)
Chapter 44, Dissecting the Mind; How to Psychoanalyze an Asshole on the Internet
Chapter 45, How to Stoke a Fire
Chapter 46, Invention of Sucking Dick (Tales of a LadiBoi)
Chapter 47, What you Drive is as Important as the Clothes you Wear (Using the Miata / Jizzmo to Get Ass)
Chapter 48: Taco Becomes Metro
Chapter 49, Haute Couture in the Cold Yukon Tundra (dEdmonton's Guide to Fashion)
Chapter 50, Ultra Luxe Lookbook for the Discerning
Chapter 51, Shoes and Accessories 101 (Poor man's guide to Coach loafers, Gucci belts, and Burberry sunglasses)
Chapter 52, How to Bro Down
Chapter 53, How to Identify Toxic Individuals that give Automatik Respeks to Blacks
Chapter 54, How to Party through College and Still Graduate (Civil Engineering Track)
Chapter 55, Editor-at-Large (How to Ghost Edit "your" Publication)
Chapter 56, How to Keep a Child's Ass Clean in Preparation for Anal Sex (Chris Hansen Edition)
Chapter 57, The Secret to Losing Weight (YMMV)
Chapter 61, English Grammar for Dummies
Chapter 65, Chapter 66, Why Everyone Treats Kurt like Shit
Chapter 67, X: Still Looking For
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 69, Spoonfeeding
Chapter 70, Exploring Options
Chapter 71, Gaslighting, Grooming, and General Mind Games
Chapter 72, Bars, Nightlife, and Picking a Stud
Chapter 73, Optional Exploring
Chapter 74, Full on Cuckoldry
Epilogue, Purchased Audi
Chapter 63, How to Cultivate teh Best
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There’s three other varieties, currently ![:O](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/embarrassment.gif)
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Did you have to pass a drug test?
And by "pass" did it mean you needed to fail?
And by "pass" did it mean you needed to fail?
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That was the business plan?
Grow and sell weed to make a million a year?
Jeez, why hasn't anyone else thought of that?!?!![Smirk](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/smirk.gif)
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Grow and sell weed to make a million a year?
Jeez, why hasn't anyone else thought of that?!?!
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so now; we can combine jeff and taco into one! #840
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Jeff is a liar?!?!?
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Prove it!
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Drill time -Kurt
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the Big homie K.R.I.T
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No, growing dope is not the bidness plan. Its a side venture.
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Fibbernacci!!!
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Hot balls -Kurt
Price and fun factor.. c'mon well-to-do gents (suck my ass ladiboi)
Let's get ourselves shitty hot hatch bitch beaters (jofo specials)
Price and fun factor.. c'mon well-to-do gents (suck my ass ladiboi)
Let's get ourselves shitty hot hatch bitch beaters (jofo specials)
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like an A3?
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Gerzy drives a Veloci
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The cool thing is the AMG folks who created the N are roadmapping a slew of N cars
It's just the start
It's just the start
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Slinging weed is the side business.
Gets the clientele high and then probably hits them with the main business plan. Amateur proctoligy.
Gets the clientele high and then probably hits them with the main business plan. Amateur proctoligy.
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Morning ramblings... Who thought to name something "rapeseed" and who thought to use it to make oil ..
rapeseed oil..
rapeseed oil..
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Happy it's Friday today
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The Hyundai N looks much nicer than the CTR, even if it is slower. It looks like it would be a fun car to throw around
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ladiboi humblebragging again
fuck out of here mang with your high-end grocery shit
Only oil I know is crisco or canola, so get fucced
Talkin' that Kurt shit
fuck out of here mang with your high-end grocery shit
Only oil I know is crisco or canola, so get fucced
Talkin' that Kurt shit
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Nah mang.. it's in my un-organic, ultra high in GMO's Uncrustable
I ain't eating no free range organic nut-free Peanut butter and jelly sandwich on whole wheat 24K gold bread here...![Roll Eyes](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
FFS Kurt
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I ain't eating no free range organic nut-free Peanut butter and jelly sandwich on whole wheat 24K gold bread here...
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FFS Kurt
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I feel so deceived
Have J and Taco ever been seen together as well?!?!
J was always like, we miss you Taco, we love you, cumback!!!
Yo................................................ ..................................
Have J and Taco ever been seen together as well?!?!
J was always like, we miss you Taco, we love you, cumback!!!
Yo................................................ ..................................
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lmao,
pretty sure Taco is a product of rapeseed oil.
pretty sure Taco is a product of rapeseed oil.
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actually, never mind...don't like the implications of that joke.
I do think it's pretty cool that Taco said he'd go sell weed and then actually did it.
Not too many people that are go getters enough to be anything more than talk.
I do think it's pretty cool that Taco said he'd go sell weed and then actually did it.
Not too many people that are go getters enough to be anything more than talk.
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I'm all talk...
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and if he sold a toy to fund a business move...
even more
even more
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the CTR might be a little too boy racer for some...
but at least it isn't a Hyundai.
Fuck all that shit...
Honda for lyf
but at least it isn't a Hyundai.
Fuck all that shit...
Honda for lyf
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