The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (ʎluO sɹǝsoo7)
04-08-2021, 02:24 PM
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here's a fun one too...
on vacation we watched Tosh.0 with J's son one night at the hotel.
Next day he was like, yeah put that back on again...it was funny.
I'm like hey man, you know when we're gone from home and we don't have DVR and the fancy "talk dirty to me" xfinity remote...
regular people just have to get lucky and watch whatever is on. He was like
...like a bunch of poors?
I spared him the image of me on the end of my twin mattress holding the rabbit ear and moving my other arm around to try and
finish up M.A.S.H, the A Team and/or Sesame Skreet with a semblance of decent and home-made reception.
on vacation we watched Tosh.0 with J's son one night at the hotel.
Next day he was like, yeah put that back on again...it was funny.
I'm like hey man, you know when we're gone from home and we don't have DVR and the fancy "talk dirty to me" xfinity remote...
regular people just have to get lucky and watch whatever is on. He was like
...like a bunch of poors?I spared him the image of me on the end of my twin mattress holding the rabbit ear and moving my other arm around to try and
finish up M.A.S.H, the A Team and/or Sesame Skreet with a semblance of decent and home-made reception.
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04-08-2021, 02:37 PM
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04-08-2021, 02:37 PM
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Fuckin' PS3 broken too. And I'm too cheap to buy a PS5.Most things I would just set by the curb and wait for the pickers... But over the past few years I've seen neighbors put out their big screen projection TVs, and they sit there. No pickers, no trash pickup. No one wants this poors shit.
I'm about 3 beers away from deciding it's a fine idea to haul it to the backyard and just cut everything up with a sawzall and put it in the trash bit by bit over the next couple months.
04-08-2021, 02:38 PM
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Go take it out to some public land and shoot it 
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04-08-2021, 02:40 PM
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Bruh... No such thing in Tejas. Only "public" land around here is the 8-feet or so of sand that the waves roll up on at the beach.
And people would get pissy if I started blastin' right there.
If I was still in AZ or NM... yerdamnright.
And people would get pissy if I started blastin' right there.
If I was still in AZ or NM... yerdamnright.
04-08-2021, 02:56 PM
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ahh so the MM body dumping approach
just attach some cinderblocks to it and throw it off the bridge
04-08-2021, 03:13 PM
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Just like after the bachelor party.
04-09-2021, 07:32 AM
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I'll bring Almost Heroes... Criminally underrated movie.
04-09-2021, 10:37 AM
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its friday
04-09-2021, 10:52 AM
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I feel like a real MM right now. Probably go swimming with my bricks later
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04-09-2021, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon;[url=tel:16708115
16708115[/url]]Shit... I just went back, and turns out ... It was a Church's Chicken that I brought it to. And they didn't anoint it with holy oil, they dunked it in the oil fryer.
I feel like a real MM right now. Probably go swimming with my bricks later
I feel like a real MM right now. Probably go swimming with my bricks later
still need to try out their chicken sammich..
04-09-2021, 04:02 PM
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Since churches dumped your phone, did they fry it?
Just asking because you could land yourself with 1 million subs on YouTube for being that freak that ate his deep fried phone at churches
Just asking because you could land yourself with 1 million subs on YouTube for being that freak that ate his deep fried phone at churches
04-10-2021, 02:21 PM
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04-10-2021, 06:37 PM
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N00b. 
44,000 posts. Pffft. I did that in one day.
44,000 posts. Pffft. I did that in one day.
04-10-2021, 08:47 PM
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lol
04-12-2021, 07:10 AM
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Sure, because a stranger that's been God knows where doing God knows what with God knows who
touching and handling and delivering your food is so much safer.
What a false sense of security but I guess if it makes you "feel" safer then it must be keeping you "safe".
touching and handling and delivering your food is so much safer.
What a false sense of security but I guess if it makes you "feel" safer then it must be keeping you "safe".
04-12-2021, 07:34 AM
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I like that danger aspect of ordering through third party food delivery services...
Like, did they shove any of the egg rolls up their ass? Who knows?
Did the driver rub his dick on the Bloomin' Onion? Oooohhh, maybe so.
Wonder if the driver has a friend riding along and maybe he dipped his balls in the hot and sour soup? Now it's Hot n Sour n Ballsack Soup.
It's basically that Acura of food delivery... That Kind of Thrill.
Like, did they shove any of the egg rolls up their ass? Who knows?
Did the driver rub his dick on the Bloomin' Onion? Oooohhh, maybe so.
Wonder if the driver has a friend riding along and maybe he dipped his balls in the hot and sour soup? Now it's Hot n Sour n Ballsack Soup.
It's basically that Acura of food delivery... That Kind of Thrill.
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04-12-2021, 07:35 AM
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And I'm just kidding... I'm too cheap to pay for food delivery. I'll pick it up... But we got burgers at home, we don't need to order out... Only no buns so use some bread.
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Homeburgers.
Homeburgers are the worst.
Homeburgers are the worst.
04-12-2021, 07:36 AM
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Homeburgers != Assburgers
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04-12-2021, 10:38 AM
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04-12-2021, 10:55 AM
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back to work..