imj0257

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Majofo

Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me?

Alright.. Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' Becky!?!

The MuffinMan

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Scheduled to get the recall done on my car tomorrow. Anything I should/Shouldn't do before dropping it off?

SharksBreath

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^remove valuables. tell them to not wash your car. deny any repairs that they come back to you with. expect your car 3-5 hours later than the promised completion time. inspect for scratches/damages when you get your car back. don't leave the lot until you're satisfied.

Wacker

Don't have a router! And my wife can't restart er computer without asking me what option to use....lol.

swoosh

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good morning bushes

Wacker

I sooo need your work hours.

SharksBreath

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MissAlyyTL

No router, but do you have a smart phone? A woman can find out so much about a man from his phone, i can tell you what time my husband scratches his balls even when hes at work LoL.

And many women play stupid, believe u me. One of my best friends acts like she doesn't even know where the button is to turn on her husband's computer, but in actuality while he sleeps she sneaks out of bed, turns it on, puts in his password which she figured out, then goes thru everything. She even went as far as chewing the wire for his web cam so he couldn't skype with any females. CHEWED it, and blamed it on the dog hahahha. Meanwhile, he thinks shes a moron bc she pretends to need his help setting up the DvR to record. As long as he keeps underestimating her, she will be able to keep tabs on him 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week. And there is something to be said ab being "too comfortable " lol

SharksBreath

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^needs a better password.

The MuffinMan

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Thanks I am taking a walk around video of the car prior to drop off as well and taking video of the plastic under hood pieces proving that none are missing/broken as I have heard horror stories with those.

SharksBreath

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^yup i avoid the dealer at all costs. i once got mine back after a recall with mud/dirt/mulch stuffed into the exhaust pipes. looks like they backed into a mulch pile. i started my car and it flew out.

justnspace

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WTF!?
you and your friends have trust issues.

Majofo

Noob.. still completely in the dark.


See.. you fucking guys better listen. You think you're smarter.. that's what they want you to think. You fucking cross them they'll squish your balls and bite your fucking head off. btw.. Google Acct > web history.. If you have google desktop > index history, you guys are already dead and you don't even know it. That's why I only stick to Azine..

Majofo

Most of my nudes are of you guys anyways.. the wife's cool with that.

Majofo

I don't even try to hide it.. if you're honest, put that shit out in the open.. you're fine.

word to the wise though.. be respectful.

treasure your ladies.. your life will be a lot better if you do.

and don't underestimate their knowledge.

swoosh

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been at work since 8:30...was on a call since 8:00AM....

just got on Azine LOL....

but yes, i do get to leave at 5:00-ish and I dont log into my computer/Azine until the next morning

you have no idea how doing that improves your sex life

BeezleTL85

I agree with everything but underestimating their knowledge. Man made wheel bro!

SharksBreath

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majofo is right, its the guys that think they are smarter than their girls that end up realizing they were way off base all along.

Yumcha

Wife happy...life happy.

justnspace

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if you want to be happy for the rest of your life....

swoosh

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the wifey and I see the Just Body thread together

she knows we mean no harm by it....when at the gym she comes up to me and says "check that chic out on the treadmill, is that a c cup or a d cup?"

yes, i know am lucky

Wacker

This^^^^.

After 13 years I'm pretty sure I know what her game is. Its actually me sneaking around looking at her activity in my house. Granted, she plays dumb with some things but not computers. I am open with most of my habits. Hell she knows it keeps me from humping her leg at 3am. I really don't have anything to hide. But if I did, I know to take the extra precautions with history and cookies on my phone. Lol.

Maj. No router. I use AT&T myfi at home.

Majofo

And why do you think men invented the wheel.. because the women said they were too frail to lift the heavy shit. You know how many backs were broken and men who were crushed along the way. Women live longer.. thus they are way smarter. It's only a matter of time before they figure out how to live without us...

Wacker

My wife and I share a very similar relationship. My wife is the one that rewinds te sex scenes in movies and pauses it at the tit shots. Lol

Wacker

My wife figured that out in New Orleans last year when she bought a "rabbit".

Wacker

5:30 to 7:00 most days here. You lucky bastard.

BeezleTL85

Majofo

She still needs you to lift the heavy shit.

The wife squeezes my hand to indicate a big ass or big tits.. I squeeze too.. if I pretend to not see it.. she gives me the eye. I don't ogle too much though.. check it out, then look away.



Even worse.. ATT, they print your shit out and mail it to you.

If you say no, she's intercepted it already.

swoosh

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am not sure if i like tities more or ass more



so what do you squeeze ? j/k

but yeah am glad we can be open with our chics....

my ex was ridiculous....even if i turned towards the "sound" of heels, she used to go like "did u just check her out? am right here and you check someone out in front of me "

BeezleTL85

The wifey and I do the same. Or if huge boobs enter the room if we are out with people then we just smile at each other. She calls it my cheshire grin.

Yumcha

I'm sure if I was misbehaving, the wife will come at me with the frying pan...and smash all my robots.

Undying Dreams

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Good morning, almost afternoon!

BeezleTL85

You wear your robots?

BeezleTL85

Austin, who is that man that you're dancing over?

Wacker

Yumcha

Good grief, no.

Undying Dreams

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It's Yumcha, of course.

Yumcha

She also threatened my watches.

Yumcha

I swear, you better not pass gas or I'll kill you.