Nope. Although I am still sleepy lol

Found out that for some reason it just automatically stopped charging around 7:30 am and I woke up around 9:30 to check it.

 

A phone that properly works.

On a side-note, I stopped remembering my dreams awhile ago. Sometimes I wake up and remember small pieces of a dream, but it's like 10-15 seconds if I were to tell it as a story lol.

 

Geez. How do you decide what to drive? I'd love to have that problem.

 

No one cares about your minuscule app problems, Joe. My phone almost DIED today. Have some respect.

 

^^

Hmm. A Youtube video of a Vine clip.

Imma Twitter that out to Flickr.

 

Then I'mma blog about your Twitter post of the YouTube vid of the Vine clip, and share my blog to all my friends on Facebook. #socialmediawhore

 

Lol, it was the fastest one I could find of it. Tons of vine compilations on YouTube though, you might be surprised.

 

Don't worry. I'll MySpace an Instagram shot of your blog post from Facebook about the YouTube Video of the Vince clip. #repost

 

Hey, would you fax it to me as well? I want to play it on my phonograph. #justhipsterthings

 

yall crazy

 

Pornstars on Instagram is the biggest tease ever.

 

I thought it would be great to follow local strippers on IG.

bad idea, unless you want your daily dose of ratchetness at 6am.

 

Coffee and ratchet.

I... I don't see your complaint...



EDIT: Now that you've got me thinking about it; I might just need to get an IG now.

 

^i just cant enjoy my coffee when ho's out chea flashing dolla bills and coochi while smoking blunts at the washateria

 

I am not white.

I worked in the Deloitte Building in STL downtown for 2 years, next to the Arch.

Second day of my assignment (it was a Doctors without Borders research with WASH U), my assigned secretary goes "what high school did you go to?"

I was asked about my HS more times in STL then I was asked about my name.

I could never figure out till I asked someone local, and they told me that they judge you by HS. It is utterly moronic.

I was at Saks in that mall over in Clayton...man the way those people treated you....hilarious..till you went to pay for things..and suddenly they didn't see your color.

That said I still miss the fried chicken, ted drews, the middle eastern food in CWE...etc

 

I don't even have to check my birth certificate. When I need to look up urban dictionary to understand what you wrote, I know I am old.

 

^glad you're on call today.
wouldnt want you to look up those words at work.

 

But knowing that Urban Dictionary is a thing means you're not *that* old!

 

Had 2 patients die last night...

The stuff I look up in my office all day..you won't even belive... I am sure the IT guys at the hospitals have a field day...

 

Hey you sound like my mom!! Always saying I am handsome :p

 

sorry bout the patients.


and my IT guys like to mess with me.
they'll come into my office and say with a straight face "we know the sites you were looking at"

 

One patient was 460 grams, mom never got prenatal care (EVEN THOUGH ITS FREE!!!)

Other patient passed away.....mom was 7 months pregnant..and just found out shes pregnant two days ago.

We live in the freaking 1st world...how can you not get med treatment..UGH.

Anyways... when I was doing residency in Providence... IT guy one day told me "if I didn't know you better, I would think you are a drug addict who trades wheels for drugs."

I was building my VIP Lexus LS..and all day after rounds/clinics I had to look up drug names (often found in urban dictionary) that my patients would say to me.

Like "doc I have been taking smack..."

Well I didn't know what smack was..so I would go look it up.


Good times...

These days I don't care. My practice covers 3 hospitals..we are contracted by the hospitals..they leave me alone....and don't bother me for my browzing history

also after my rounds in the morning, as i dicatate notes..what i am supposed to do for 6 hours... if i can't browse...

i mean not like they will pay me just to sit here..i need to pretend to work

On another note..dealer down the street for me got two new Morgan 3 wheelers. I think I will go check it out. My bonus is burning a hole in my pocket

 

 

Relevant

http://imgur.com/gallery/ijurM

 

lmfao! rawger, keep the content coming!

 

As a cracker, I can confirm all of those depictions are correct.

 

Even with all the depictions, I would pay all the $$ I have to be a cracker. Being in the US, crackers got it going on.

 

Lol, it's all from reddit.

That dog is such a boss though.

 

This was in the comments, I can't stop laughing.

https://i.imgur.com/XgBU6Yh.gif

ninja editz:

https://i.imgur.com/4nvqkjh.gif
https://i.imgur.com/w91p5MS.jpg

 

I've found why Joe hates talking about car products.

https://i.imgur.com/qpJa6.gif

 

 

Love Louis CK. So true.

In other news, god I HATE 5x120!!! Every nice wheel in the used market that comes up, I go click it, and its 5x120!!

UGH

 

^lol

I would love to have your problems

 

I paid my dues, to get to my current 1st world 1% problems LOL

 

get them redrilled

 

Your pic watermarks have your name on them

 

Stop looking at used wheels you cheap brown b@stard!

 

Real cheap brownies don't mod their cars. They buy base model civic with roll up windows and drive it 280k miles before replacing

 

True, my dad didn't want to sell our 96 Camry with 250k miles...but it had power windows/locks, although the drivers side door wouldn't lock with the power locks.

 

Was it XLE, or LE model? Or the base with the black garnish in the middle of the taillights? Oh wait those were the 92-93 models, your dad had hte updated tail lights with the curve.

God i have so much useless info about japanese car trim levels..i make myself sick

WHat kinda name is Harper :0