2G TSX Chat, Chit, and General Info Thread
Burning Brakes
Joined: Sep 2011
Posts: 805
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From: New Joisey
BEEN ALWAYS A big fan me and my friend were both looking for new cars at the same time and he ended up getting a new 2012 and Im like fuck that I dont want the same car... so happy I chose the tsx its just a much sexier car
Theres his car with 19's
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your ass is mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week.
Drifting
Joined: Jun 2012
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From: City of Champs, MA
Drifting
Joined: Jun 2010
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From: ㅎouston, ㅌexas
LOL dam.... we used to be ballin.... Two flagship German cars owned at the same time... 
1989 Benz W126 S Class
1989 Bimer E32 7 Series
FRS was nice though. Finally got time to sit in it outside of an autoshow.
Interior wasn't as bad as people said it was.
1989 Benz W126 S Class
1989 Bimer E32 7 Series
FRS was nice though. Finally got time to sit in it outside of an autoshow.
Interior wasn't as bad as people said it was.
I Spit On You.
Joined: Oct 2012
Posts: 918
Likes: 52
From: Illinois
The interior can be subjective... As much as I love E38 (1995-2001 7-Series) I do think the interior in the 740's (750IL's had more of a premium interior with more leather) are a bit lacking... I know you talk about W124's and my grandpa had one. The W124's interior was better than the E38's and I feel as if it had a presence. I love the W126, interior is better than the E38 even though the W126 is just a bit outdated compared to a W140 (S-Class 1991-1999 and some call it the best car in the world, either that or the E38).
Wtf? you can't spell Bimmer lol