A VTEC Christmas
12-20-2003, 04:31 PM
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A VTEC Christmas
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A VTEC CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, with this small motor,
To beat this damn Firebird, even with it's big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any," "in that silly thing",
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night
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A VTEC CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, with this small motor,
To beat this damn Firebird, even with it's big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I'm the Star of the action,
But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, the RPM's sing,
My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining,
All I can do is keep that four-banger straining,
In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying, now a thing of the past,
Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they start to get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can't win them all," he says in fling,
"You may not win any," "in that silly thing",
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
With my new mods tomorrow...it will be a better night
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12-22-2003, 02:37 PM
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A VTEC CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, with this B-16’s blower,
To beat this damn Firebird and it’s LS-1 motor,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
I’m ahead by a length, and there in the action,
But there could be trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, then third, my RPM's sing,
I’m watching his headlights thru my OEM wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster straining,
And all I can do is bang fourth and keep gaining,
At the end I’m ahead, and thought man what a blast,
I slowed it down fast, and the Bird flew right past,
He said "I missed a shift, let’s try it again,”
So we lined ‘em up once more and I smoked him again,
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
That poor little bird got smoked by a Civic, twice in one night.
Don't bother to wonder if this story is true,
I knew what he had, and he had no clue,
My four banger Civic is more motor than ricer,
And the pro who built it could not have been nicer.
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A VTEC CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, with this B-16’s blower,
To beat this damn Firebird and it’s LS-1 motor,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Firebird erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
I’m ahead by a length, and there in the action,
But there could be trouble when that V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, then third, my RPM's sing,
I’m watching his headlights thru my OEM wing,
I now hear the roar, of that big monster straining,
And all I can do is bang fourth and keep gaining,
At the end I’m ahead, and thought man what a blast,
I slowed it down fast, and the Bird flew right past,
He said "I missed a shift, let’s try it again,”
So we lined ‘em up once more and I smoked him again,
I smiled and revved as he pulled out of sight,
That poor little bird got smoked by a Civic, twice in one night.
Don't bother to wonder if this story is true,
I knew what he had, and he had no clue,
My four banger Civic is more motor than ricer,
And the pro who built it could not have been nicer.
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12-22-2003, 04:36 PM
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I've seen the latter before...Both are pretty good!
I've seen the latter before...Both are pretty good!
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