Some punk in a Ford taurs...
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Some punk in a Ford taurs...
This white punk kid in this ford taurs with the windows down(85 out) & stereo blasting all distorting rap music. Were at a light. I take off normally. He's on the left, I'm on the right. I need to get in the left lane to make a turn. I signal & pass him. I'm already doing 65 in a 45. I see the punk start speeding up to me & then get into the right lane as if he was going to try a pass me. I slammed into 3rd, & left his mom's car way back. The nerve of some punks!
Nice kill??
...but I don't really see why this guy was a punk. After all, YOU jumped ahead and cut HIM off, right? You easily could have gotten in behind him.
BTW, why do you need to indicate the color of his skin? Does it really matter?
Sorry, woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
...but I don't really see why this guy was a punk. After all, YOU jumped ahead and cut HIM off, right? You easily could have gotten in behind him.
BTW, why do you need to indicate the color of his skin? Does it really matter?
Sorry, woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
I guess not really cut him off... but didn't really need to get in front of him to do the eventual left turn?
Like seattle said, he could have just pulled in behind him.
BUT. The dude did sound annoying. With the bumping of the music, and the trying to match speed thing. Nice way to put him down.
Like seattle said, he could have just pulled in behind him.
BUT. The dude did sound annoying. With the bumping of the music, and the trying to match speed thing. Nice way to put him down.
Originally Posted by Seattle Cl-S
Nice kill??
...but I don't really see why this guy was a punk. After all, YOU jumped ahead and cut HIM off, right? You easily could have gotten in behind him.
BTW, why do you need to indicate the color of his skin? Does it really matter?
Sorry, woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
...but I don't really see why this guy was a punk. After all, YOU jumped ahead and cut HIM off, right? You easily could have gotten in behind him.
BTW, why do you need to indicate the color of his skin? Does it really matter?
Sorry, woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
It does not matter what color anyone is....don't underestimate Whiteboys because some of them will bitch slap you, and stick a glock down your throat! My son is 1/2 Hispanic, and I am in NO WAY a RACIST.......but I hate seeing people talk shit about White People.
Anyways.... I guess that was a Good kill....but it sounded more like a Lane Change to me. :gheyfight:
But since I hate Tauruses and Mustangs,...I would have ran all over him too.
**************Edit**** Rap Music OwNZZZ YouR SOUL!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by fuzzy02CLS
This white punk kid in this ford taurs with the windows down(85 out) & stereo blasting all distorting rap music. Were at a light. I take off normally. He's on the left, I'm on the right. I need to get in the left lane to make a turn. I signal & pass him. I'm already doing 65 in a 45. I see the punk start speeding up to me & then get into the right lane as if he was going to try a pass me. I slammed into 3rd, & left his mom's car way back. The nerve of some punks!


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You better hope we never collide on the street, cause I leave you @ 115 in a 45 while your CL is whining at 65.
No offense, I just find your thread....
Originally Posted by thirdrail-1
After reading more closely...I see that your top speed in that "Race" was 65!
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You better hope we never collide on the street, cause I leave you @ 115 in a 45 while your CL is whining at 65.
No offense, I just find your thread....
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You better hope we never collide on the street, cause I leave you @ 115 in a 45 while your CL is whining at 65.
No offense, I just find your thread....

If you read the post more closely, the race started at 65. Also, if you're racing around at 115 in a 45, you better hope you never collide with a solid stationary object like a telephone pole or worse yet some innocent pedestrian.
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Opps I said WHITE kid.....On no I'm a racist!!!! Even though I'm white???? 
I didn't cut him off. This was a mile or more streatch of road. I needed to make a left turn so after I passed him, I signal'd(which most people have NO IDEA HOW TO DO) & got into the left lane. This kid was behind me then got into the right lane (WITHOUT A SIGNAL) & was doing 70 or more to try to catch up.
Damn people. Just trying to share something I though was funny. I mean you have to picture this stereotype white kid(yes again I said white) in his mom's car(I hope it was his moms) with his windows down in 85 degree humid weather, blasting of all things WU Tang distoring mind you, I laughed my ass off. Maybe it's just my sick self. I wouldn't put it past me

I didn't cut him off. This was a mile or more streatch of road. I needed to make a left turn so after I passed him, I signal'd(which most people have NO IDEA HOW TO DO) & got into the left lane. This kid was behind me then got into the right lane (WITHOUT A SIGNAL) & was doing 70 or more to try to catch up.
Damn people. Just trying to share something I though was funny. I mean you have to picture this stereotype white kid(yes again I said white) in his mom's car(I hope it was his moms) with his windows down in 85 degree humid weather, blasting of all things WU Tang distoring mind you, I laughed my ass off. Maybe it's just my sick self. I wouldn't put it past me
Originally Posted by fuzzy02CLS
Opps I said WHITE kid.....On no I'm a racist!!!! Even though I'm white???? 
I didn't cut him off. This was a mile or more streatch of road. I needed to make a left turn so after I passed him, I signal'd(which most people have NO IDEA HOW TO DO) & got into the left lane. This kid was behind me then got into the right lane (WITHOUT A SIGNAL) & was doing 70 or more to try to catch up.
Damn people. Just trying to share something I though was funny. I mean you have to picture this stereotype white kid(yes again I said white) in his mom's car(I hope it was his moms) with his windows down in 85 degree humid weather, blasting of all things WU Tang distoring mind you, I laughed my ass off. Maybe it's just my sick self. I wouldn't put it past me

I didn't cut him off. This was a mile or more streatch of road. I needed to make a left turn so after I passed him, I signal'd(which most people have NO IDEA HOW TO DO) & got into the left lane. This kid was behind me then got into the right lane (WITHOUT A SIGNAL) & was doing 70 or more to try to catch up.
Damn people. Just trying to share something I though was funny. I mean you have to picture this stereotype white kid(yes again I said white) in his mom's car(I hope it was his moms) with his windows down in 85 degree humid weather, blasting of all things WU Tang distoring mind you, I laughed my ass off. Maybe it's just my sick self. I wouldn't put it past me

Originally Posted by Seattle Cl-S
If you read the post more closely, the race started at 65. Also, if you're racing around at 115 in a 45, you better hope you never collide with a solid stationary object like a telephone pole or worse yet some innocent pedestrian.
. I believe I am just able to control my vehicle better than most people and predict other dumbfuck drivers retarded ass driving disabilities. If you are scared to take your CL to that speed, I don't blame you...most people are...but I would never "collide" into a solid object or innocent pedestrian....
Originally Posted by thirdrail-1
I believe I am just able to control my vehicle better than most people and predict other dumbfuck drivers retarded ass driving disabilities.
Uh huh, that's what everyone thinks until they hit a pole. Happens every day.
Originally Posted by thirdrail-1
You better hope we never COLLIDE on the street, cause I leave you @ 115 in a 45 while your CL is whining at 65.
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Originally Posted by 2003type-s6
Yeah, collide is about right,......and if you are doing 115 in a 45 you are a dumbass. 

Learn how to drive, I may not go 130 everyday, but I have and I enjoy driving HOWEVER THE FUCK I FEEL LIKE DRIVING! So go
yourself!!\
Couple more
for ya cheif!GOSH!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!
(I'm really a nice guy!)
I love it when people talk shit to each other (whether it be in retaliation or not) end with "I'm really a nice guy" LOL
I'm not saying that you're not a nice guy, but I just love those endings. Makes me warm all over :ghey:
LOL 
Mods should close this up
this is getting ridiculous!
LOL 
Mods should close this up
this is getting ridiculous!
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