IF you really want to make your car theft proof this is what I do....

Go to some kind of homosexual condom shack store.

Buy the biggest inflatable blow up doll of a black man that they have.

Position The Doll in the Drivers seat when you park your car.

Give the Doll a name like Tryone or something.

Trust me, it works for awhile.

 

gjr2001:
Ha ha especially if you have really good tint...though it'd be better to put him in the back instead of the front Or you could just buy a pit bull and keep him in the car all the time

Austin519

 

Viper 550 ESP with Proximity SENSORS. Wont give them a chance to get next to your passener nor driver side doors, alarm will chirp, if still close they alarm will sound off. Put 2 pairs of Wolo air horns too. they like 30 bucks. sounds like a truck though. guaranteed to wake you up. Add strobes for more action. Weilan, best strobes.

 

Fuck that, aim for the head

 

moforose3.0:
And my comment afterward to Moo
"Exactly...if you shoot them in the kneecaps they'll live...at least for awhile. I never, ever mentioned what you would do to them afterward...I always enjoyed the idea of tying someone to a slab and sandblasting them until the first two layers of skin were gone...then soaking them in alcohol...then of course lighting it on fire...but that's just me. "

Heh, don't fuck with my car
Austin519