Destroyed a Mustang...
04-05-2002, 04:53 PM
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Destroyed a Mustang...
Base, not a GT! 
The stupid ass 18 year old moron and his buddy are driving like they own the road in a rather new (certainly a 2000 or greater) Mustang. I don't even know what the base Mustang has these days, but it's not much that's for sure.
We get up to a light and he rolls down his window and invites me to do the same. I get the window down and he says "I'm gonna walk on that Accord." I just sat there dumbfounded, as I didn't know what to say. I mean, I guess our cars look like an Accord, but please....
I just kind of smiled, rolled up my window, turned off VSA, threw the shifter into D1 and patiently waited for the light to go green. I just kept concentrating on the launch, as I wanted to make sure the guy got a good look at the A C U R A badge on the back.
Light turns green and I'm gone. Before I was out of first I already saw the pecker clearly in my rear view mirror. By the time I was ready to get out of second gear, it was game over. I had to stop for a light down the road and the kid pulls up next to me. I roll down my window and invite him to do the same. He does and I say "It's an Acura you idiot. Oh, but I'm sure you noticed that when all you saw was the BACK of my car."
Not much of a race, but it's certainly fun to just totally humiliate someone that just didn't have a clue.
The stupid ass 18 year old moron and his buddy are driving like they own the road in a rather new (certainly a 2000 or greater) Mustang. I don't even know what the base Mustang has these days, but it's not much that's for sure.
We get up to a light and he rolls down his window and invites me to do the same. I get the window down and he says "I'm gonna walk on that Accord." I just sat there dumbfounded, as I didn't know what to say. I mean, I guess our cars look like an Accord, but please....
I just kind of smiled, rolled up my window, turned off VSA, threw the shifter into D1 and patiently waited for the light to go green. I just kept concentrating on the launch, as I wanted to make sure the guy got a good look at the A C U R A badge on the back.
Light turns green and I'm gone. Before I was out of first I already saw the pecker clearly in my rear view mirror. By the time I was ready to get out of second gear, it was game over. I had to stop for a light down the road and the kid pulls up next to me. I roll down my window and invite him to do the same. He does and I say "It's an Acura you idiot. Oh, but I'm sure you noticed that when all you saw was the BACK of my car."
Not much of a race, but it's certainly fun to just totally humiliate someone that just didn't have a clue.
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04-06-2002, 08:13 AM
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Next time, whip your dick out and just smack him in the mouth!
A C U R A you dumbfuck!
Then go to his house and smack his dad for not making sure he did his homework ( My Honor Roll student laughs at your dumbass kid! ). Any fool knows that you can beat a base Mustang with a Neon, so why bother to chase a real dog when all you'll do is pee on your leg?
A C U R A you dumbfuck!
Then go to his house and smack his dad for not making sure he did his homework ( My Honor Roll student laughs at your dumbass kid! ). Any fool knows that you can beat a base Mustang with a Neon, so why bother to chase a real dog when all you'll do is pee on your leg?
04-07-2002, 08:02 PM
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Originally posted by dajuice27
Next time, whip your dick out and just smack him in the mouth!
A C U R A you dumbfuck!
Then go to his house and smack his dad for not making sure he did his homework ( My Honor Roll student laughs at your dumbass kid! ). Any fool knows that you can beat a base Mustang with a Neon, so why bother to chase a real dog when all you'll do is pee on your leg?
Next time, whip your dick out and just smack him in the mouth!
A C U R A you dumbfuck!
Then go to his house and smack his dad for not making sure he did his homework ( My Honor Roll student laughs at your dumbass kid! ). Any fool knows that you can beat a base Mustang with a Neon, so why bother to chase a real dog when all you'll do is pee on your leg?
NICE KILL!
