CLS vs. 01' Eclipse
06-02-2004, 08:57 PM
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CLS vs. 01' Eclipse
This girl i hook up with kind of has a hooked up 01 Eclipse its a v6 shes got exhaust intake and some stupid ricer mods. Anyway she wants to race me she thinks she can beat me. She said if i win i can get head for as long as i want and anytime i want, if she wins i have to eat her out anytime she wants :lickit: which i really do not want to do 
So what should i do? I know i can beat her but i really dont feel like being her pussy licking bitch whenever she wants it.
So what should i do? I know i can beat her but i really dont feel like being her pussy licking bitch whenever she wants it.
Which is worst? getting head from some bitch or eating some bitch? Sound like you are in a lose lose situation. 
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06-02-2004, 09:56 PM
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so say u lose, u eat the shit out, im sure shes gonna wanna stop right there.....i dont think so. win win situation.
if i was you i would say, lets just call it a tie and fuck.
if i was you i would say, lets just call it a tie and fuck.
06-02-2004, 10:02 PM
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Assuming she's not spraying and the only real performance mods she's got are Intake + Exhaust then you shouldn't have a problem beating her ... if she's auto then there's no chance, if she's got a 5spd and she can drive it then she might put up a bit of a fight ...
I seem to recall at the track that the Eclipses with intake and exhaust mods were running in the mid to low 15s. So as long as you don't fuck up your launch you should have no problems ... If you've got intake + headers then its no contest.
I seem to recall at the track that the Eclipses with intake and exhaust mods were running in the mid to low 15s. So as long as you don't fuck up your launch you should have no problems ... If you've got intake + headers then its no contest.
06-02-2004, 10:09 PM
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06-02-2004, 11:42 PM
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is your CLS stock? if so, and she has intake+exhaust and 5spd, she might be close .. I'd hate to see you lose. if you have intake or headers or tires you shouldnt have a problem. are you auto or 6spd?
06-03-2004, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by blader
is your CLS stock? if so, and she has intake+exhaust and 5spd, she might be close .. I'd hate to see you lose. if you have intake or headers or tires you shouldnt have a problem. are you auto or 6spd?
please say 6
06-03-2004, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Italguito21
I'm totally stock, and as some of you may know I do not know how to race.
Dude let me race her if u dont want to.....
06-03-2004, 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Italguito21
I'm totally stock, and as some of you may know I do not know how to race.
tell you what .. hey your from jersey, me too, send her my way I'll make the deal with her cause I know I won't lose
I'll show her what kind of a "pos accord" the CL is .. where in jersey ya from?unless she's spraying .....check her trunk for a bottle and intake for lines.
06-03-2004, 07:52 AM
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All you can do is race and see what happens. like they said its not too bad of a deal you got going on there. Most people are talking about racing guys in neons and stuff, at least you have a guaranteed payout waiting for you after ward, regardless. some pics of the car, and the girl would be nice though. good luck.
06-03-2004, 08:08 AM
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Dont sleep on V6 Eclispses. Some dude with an I/E V6 Eclipse 5MT gave me a serious run for it on I287 around Morristown late one Saturday night last Fall. They have some respectable topend. While they're nothing compared with the prev gen GSTs, they can hold their own pretty well.
Peace.
Peace.
06-03-2004, 11:15 AM
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I'll drive to jersey and race her! You can't lose...getting head or eating the puss! oh and make sure if you win you get some in her eye for calling the CLS a POS accord!
lets see the bitch
06-03-2004, 12:16 PM
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Any chance this girl is someone's daughter, sister or friend (not to mention future mother/wife) and not a human sperm bank? (I'm glad this is not a race between two gay guys; I would hate to hear about post race homo-sodomy.) 
06-03-2004, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by blader
then my friend .. you may be a pussy licking bitch
tell you what .. hey your from jersey, me too, send her my way I'll make the deal with her cause I know I won't lose I'll show her what kind of a "pos accord" the CL is .. where in jersey ya from?
unless she's spraying .....check her trunk for a bottle and intake for lines.
tell you what .. hey your from jersey, me too, send her my way I'll make the deal with her cause I know I won't lose
I'll show her what kind of a "pos accord" the CL is .. where in jersey ya from?unless she's spraying .....check her trunk for a bottle and intake for lines.
Send her over my way, Paterson here. I will race her twice, I will first win, then I will slow down and let her win on the second run, we can then negotiate right after...
06-03-2004, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by F23A4
Any chance this girl is someone's daughter, sister or friend (not to mention future mother/wife) and not a human sperm bank? (I'm glad this is not a race between two gay guys; I would hate to hear about post race homo-sodomy.) 
If the girl wants to slob the knob, then so be it! now :noob:
06-03-2004, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by F23A4
Any chance this girl is someone's daughter, sister or friend (not to mention future mother/wife) and not a human sperm bank? (I'm glad this is not a race between two gay guys; I would hate to hear about post race homo-sodomy.) A GIRL is throwing her self at you and you dont want it? [B]HOW GAY ARE YOU???????????
i remember ^ was from some TV SHow..
06-03-2004, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ferizzo
I'll drive to jersey and race her! You can't lose...getting head or eating the puss! oh and make sure if you win you get some in her eye for calling the CLS a POS accord!
LOL.