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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 08:57 PM
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CLS vs. 01' Eclipse

This girl i hook up with kind of has a hooked up 01 Eclipse its a v6 shes got exhaust intake and some stupid ricer mods. Anyway she wants to race me she thinks she can beat me. She said if i win i can get head for as long as i want and anytime i want, if she wins i have to eat her out anytime she wants :lickit: which i really do not want to do So what should i do? I know i can beat her but i really dont feel like being her pussy licking bitch whenever she wants it.
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 09:00 PM
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simple...your car is quicker than hers so DON'T LOSE!! Hope that helps.
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 09:02 PM
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but if you know you can beat her...................lets get some head
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 09:09 PM
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u will win

so sit back relax and let her do the workin...

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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 09:11 PM
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Which is worst? getting head from some bitch or eating some bitch? Sound like you are in a lose lose situation.
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 09:15 PM
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Ez Question will get an Ez answer. WIn n dont Lose either way is a win-win situation lol.
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 09:16 PM
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you will win, just make sure she isn't spraying. this will ensure you'll be the one spraying.
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 09:26 PM
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i have no clue if she is spraying or not. she is a little racer freak who knows what she has goin on with that car.
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 09:27 PM
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how can you lose. you should have raced her already and be getting head
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 09:30 PM
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Which is worst? getting head from some bitch or eating some bitch? Sound like you are in a lose lose situation
what???? if your getting head from a bitch, how are you losing??? your a winner
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 09:34 PM
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Shes got a tongue ring too. this bitch loves the cock
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 09:39 PM
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This is a new one.

Just make sure Tyrese isn't behind the wheel and you'll do fine.
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 09:56 PM
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so say u lose, u eat the shit out, im sure shes gonna wanna stop right there.....i dont think so. win win situation.

if i was you i would say, lets just call it a tie and fuck.
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 10:01 PM
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dood, that is one the worst questions ive read on here. Who cares about the race? you have a win-win situation no matter what.
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 10:02 PM
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Assuming she's not spraying and the only real performance mods she's got are Intake + Exhaust then you shouldn't have a problem beating her ... if she's auto then there's no chance, if she's got a 5spd and she can drive it then she might put up a bit of a fight ...

I seem to recall at the track that the Eclipses with intake and exhaust mods were running in the mid to low 15s. So as long as you don't fuck up your launch you should have no problems ... If you've got intake + headers then its no contest.
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 10:09 PM
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just race her either way you get more practice at racing and at ummm you know ....


CLS should beat 01 eclipse as long as she isn't sparying or have a turbo or something.
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 10:18 PM
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ahhhh i dont want to lose to a girl, and she also called my CL a "POS accord"
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 10:47 PM
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You can send her to Vancouver until you decide whether or not you'll race her.
I'll do the race and I'll be happy either way.
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Old Jun 2, 2004 | 11:42 PM
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is your CLS stock? if so, and she has intake+exhaust and 5spd, she might be close .. I'd hate to see you lose. if you have intake or headers or tires you shouldnt have a problem. are you auto or 6spd?
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by blader
is your CLS stock? if so, and she has intake+exhaust and 5spd, she might be close .. I'd hate to see you lose. if you have intake or headers or tires you shouldnt have a problem. are you auto or 6spd?

please say 6
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 12:08 AM
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ill race her in my near stock cls6...
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 12:13 AM
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you will win, just make sure she isn't spraying. this will ensure you'll be the one spraying.
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 12:25 AM
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I'm totally stock, and as some of you may know I do not know how to race.
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Italguito21
I'm totally stock, and as some of you may know I do not know how to race.
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Dude let me race her if u dont want to.....
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Italguito21
I'm totally stock, and as some of you may know I do not know how to race.
then my friend .. you may be a pussy licking bitch

tell you what .. hey your from jersey, me too, send her my way I'll make the deal with her cause I know I won't lose I'll show her what kind of a "pos accord" the CL is .. where in jersey ya from?

unless she's spraying .....check her trunk for a bottle and intake for lines.
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 07:52 AM
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All you can do is race and see what happens. like they said its not too bad of a deal you got going on there. Most people are talking about racing guys in neons and stuff, at least you have a guaranteed payout waiting for you after ward, regardless. some pics of the car, and the girl would be nice though. good luck.
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 08:08 AM
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Dont sleep on V6 Eclispses. Some dude with an I/E V6 Eclipse 5MT gave me a serious run for it on I287 around Morristown late one Saturday night last Fall. They have some respectable topend. While they're nothing compared with the prev gen GSTs, they can hold their own pretty well.

Peace.
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 09:15 AM
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Sounds like a win-win either way!
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 11:15 AM
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I'll drive to jersey and race her! You can't lose...getting head or eating the puss! oh and make sure if you win you get some in her eye for calling the CLS a POS accord!
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 11:54 AM
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lets see the bitch
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 11:56 AM
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 12:00 PM
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an eclipse lol..........go get u some head duuude!
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 12:16 PM
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Any chance this girl is someone's daughter, sister or friend (not to mention future mother/wife) and not a human sperm bank? (I'm glad this is not a race between two gay guys; I would hate to hear about post race homo-sodomy.)
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 12:22 PM
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 01:00 PM
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yo blader i got a lot of family in forked river, my aunts a teacher at lacey twp. and my uncles a football coach. Im located in middletown
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 01:10 PM
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Spent 21 yrs in Holmdel. Still love taking the CL down Middletown Rd from the GSP to rt520 when I visit the folks.
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by blader
then my friend .. you may be a pussy licking bitch

tell you what .. hey your from jersey, me too, send her my way I'll make the deal with her cause I know I won't lose I'll show her what kind of a "pos accord" the CL is .. where in jersey ya from?

unless she's spraying .....check her trunk for a bottle and intake for lines.


Send her over my way, Paterson here. I will race her twice, I will first win, then I will slow down and let her win on the second run, we can then negotiate right after...
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by F23A4
Any chance this girl is someone's daughter, sister or friend (not to mention future mother/wife) and not a human sperm bank? (I'm glad this is not a race between two gay guys; I would hate to hear about post race homo-sodomy.)
get over it If the girl wants to slob the knob, then so be it! now :noob:
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Old Jun 3, 2004 | 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by F23A4
Any chance this girl is someone's daughter, sister or friend (not to mention future mother/wife) and not a human sperm bank? (I'm glad this is not a race between two gay guys; I would hate to hear about post race homo-sodomy.)
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Originally Posted by ferizzo
I'll drive to jersey and race her! You can't lose...getting head or eating the puss! oh and make sure if you win you get some in her eye for calling the CLS a POS accord!

LOL.
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