I'm in the left lane there's a white Toyota pickup in front of me and a blue Chevy 2500HD on my right. I needed to make a right turn at the next stoplight which was a couple hundred feet ahead so I move ahead as the white pickup speeds up and I switch lanes to the right so I waited until I passed the Chevy to pass so I could make my right turn. I wasn't even close to cutting him off and I guess he got pissed that I was in front of him or some shit and he started tailing me real close filling my whole rearview mirror so I speed up to get away. He floors it and keeps up with me and we're starting to get over 100 on a 2 lane road so I start braking and he comes behind me and he was so close I couldn't even make a turn or else he would've rearended me if i braked even a bit. So he keeps following me with his window down yelling like a little bitch. It's some guy in his 40's constantly yelling "COME ON U FUCKING PUSSY! I'LL FUCK U UP! PULL OVER U FUCKING BITCH!" all this while his wife was next to him. I'm starting to get real pissed off and kinda scared since there's cops in that area. Finally I manage to brake and make a real quick left turn and get away from that motherfucker. FUCKING SHIT! I'M PISSED AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

shoulda taken the hit. and let him rear end you @ lower speeds. Taht's all on him.

 

Then he would've came out and beat my ass, I'm not that big of a guy u kno

 

Just gave my car another wash & wax gotta get that anger out by taking care of something. Still surprises me how that guy kept up so easily. Gotta hit the gym again just in case...

 

You do have a cell phone right? . Cops in this situation would be your best friend.

 

Too bad my reception sucks ass. Fucking Cingular!

 

Fake calling the cops...an overheard conversation works too...

 

keep a shotgun in the trunk of your car. and a bottle of nitrous

 

911 pls thx howdy thar officials im gonna get beaten to within an inch of my life by a 2500 if you dont hurry kk? bye


Seriously, if I were in your position, I would have taken the rear end, locked windows and doors, and called the cops asap (also a friend of mine just bought one of those go-go-gadjet metal batons - that thing looks like it hurts!!! you may want to invest in one too!)

 

bottle of nitrous + rear end by 2500 =

 

18 in a month, considering this

 

that's why i carry a police issue 21" casco telescopic baton in my car. i don't care how built you are you ain't blocking that with any part of your body. That shit will break your arm and any bone on your body with one whack.

 

lol... that's useless.

a) You get rear-ended. Good luck opening your truck.

b) You pull over and angry guy runs at you. "Excuse me sir, can I get to my trunk before this altercation commences? I have something in there that would make this entire experience much more favorable for me."

The potential that the assailant allows either scenario to transpire is quite slim.

 

I'd be careful with that if I were you. Sure you can "block" its effectiveness... by stepping out, or stepping in. You step in right when the swing starts, and the swing is ineffective. You step out, and the striker misses. You better make DAMN sure you hit with that thing, or else your angry assailant will take it away from you and use it on your HEAD.

Remember, short fast strokes. Going for the home run hit is more dangerous to you. =)

 

i would have slowed down to a stop in the middle of the street, got out with my golf club and told him that his wife if is an ugly biotch and smashed his windsheild as he did nothing unless he wanted a mouth full of steel, but that only worked once

 

i wonder if those are legal in cali, cause i might need one since the surronding of usc isn't that great

 

 

Let him hit you, get the license plate of his truck and run.

 

Probably better off that you avoided the whole situation. I'm still on probation for 3 different situations that I got out of the car and did something to the person, all because they cut me off, or something stupid. Bad temper+multiple fighting style knowledge=getting yourself in a whole lot of trouble. If it wasn't for the family knowing people I would probably be in jail as we speak. Better to just avoid it all, and avoid alot of headaches in the end.

P.S- don't let him ruin your car just because he's being a jagoff, he would've done some serious damage in the size truck.

 

haha i know what you mean, keep a bat in you back seat or something, or that cop thing those hurt, or a night stick they are fun too