After a hard days work this computer programmer stopped at a lock bar for a drink. As he was sitting at the bar he was looking at his hand and dialing like it was a phone. The bartender was very curious so he asked the man what he was doing? The programmer said I have invented a built in phone in my hand and tomorrowo I am going to patten it. The bartender said sir....this area is kind of rough you could get mugged for showing this new product around be careful!!!!! At this point the programmer asked where the bathroom was, the bartender said go down the hall turn right. Well....time passed......the bartender was getting concered as the programmer did not come back. So he went to investigate. When the bartender entered the bathroom, there was the programmer standing against the wall with his pant down, and a roll of toliet paper stuffed up his ass!!!!!! The bartender yelled in dismay!!!!! Oh my heavens you haven been mugged I told you to be careful!!!!! The programmer replied. scroll down.... are you ready for this???? Don't worry I was not mugged...................I'm waiting for the fax to come out!!!!! links: diamond encrusted engagement rings