Ways to tell you've seen rice!!
02-09-2003, 03:04 PM
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Ways to tell you've seen rice!! (updated)
1. Park bench rear wing is a tell tale sign of rice. So much downforce on a front wheel drive car could make it pop a wheelie and loose traction. Not good
2. You ask the guy if he knows where his tail lights got the name altezza and he says its spanish for clear. Tell him its a car and he will have no idea and think you are sniffin NOS.
3. 5 in. tach .......................on an automatic.
4. Dual exhaust................. one on the pipe and another grafted to the back bumper not connected to anything.
5. APC stickers
6. APC anything
7. The shift from first to second involves unpluggin the neon shift nob so the whire doesnt hit the parking brake.
8. Nozzle lights
9. After all done with the car it actually runs slower 1320 times.
10. they live their life an 1/8 mile at a time. We live it one 1/4 mile at a time with heated seats and climate control.
11. Wheel Spacers.
12. Body kits that are actually formed after ancient oragami figurines
13. Fake BOV that makes a recorder pshsht noise when shifting.
14. Different color or unpainted body kit.
15. To cover up the rust spot, they painted the rest of the car rust colored primer and when people ask, they say "im building a show car, Im almost there" But will never get there.
16. A driver who doesn't know how to drive a manual so he gasses an automatic to sound like he's shifting.
17. No engine mods, just a bunch of 5hp-10hp stickers.
18. **TRUE STORY** You lift the hood of someone's car and you see the electric turbo and laugh in their face.
19. Empty NOS tanks in the back.
20. And of course...loud exhaust so when they drive by we notice their ugly car with everything listed above
2. You ask the guy if he knows where his tail lights got the name altezza and he says its spanish for clear. Tell him its a car and he will have no idea and think you are sniffin NOS.
3. 5 in. tach .......................on an automatic.
4. Dual exhaust................. one on the pipe and another grafted to the back bumper not connected to anything.
5. APC stickers
6. APC anything
7. The shift from first to second involves unpluggin the neon shift nob so the whire doesnt hit the parking brake.
8. Nozzle lights
9. After all done with the car it actually runs slower 1320 times.
10. they live their life an 1/8 mile at a time. We live it one 1/4 mile at a time with heated seats and climate control.
11. Wheel Spacers.
12. Body kits that are actually formed after ancient oragami figurines
13. Fake BOV that makes a recorder pshsht noise when shifting.
14. Different color or unpainted body kit.
15. To cover up the rust spot, they painted the rest of the car rust colored primer and when people ask, they say "im building a show car, Im almost there" But will never get there.
16. A driver who doesn't know how to drive a manual so he gasses an automatic to sound like he's shifting.
17. No engine mods, just a bunch of 5hp-10hp stickers.
18. **TRUE STORY** You lift the hood of someone's car and you see the electric turbo and laugh in their face.
19. Empty NOS tanks in the back.
20. And of course...loud exhaust so when they drive by we notice their ugly car with everything listed above
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02-10-2003, 12:14 AM
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thats hilarious!
98 2.3 cl
park bench wing
5 in. tach. auto of course
fake dual exhaust
apc grafics up the side of my car
neon shift knob
nozzle lights
2 in wheel spacers
new oragami 1 piece ground effects
98 2.3 cl
park bench wing
5 in. tach. auto of course
fake dual exhaust
apc grafics up the side of my car
neon shift knob
nozzle lights
2 in wheel spacers
new oragami 1 piece ground effects
02-10-2003, 12:27 AM
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You forgot...unpainted/diff color body kits. And TYPE R stickers. haha did you guys know that they make fake FMICs and fake blow off valves? Its like a speaker that makes the "pshh" noise, haha
02-10-2003, 07:10 AM
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did you guys know that they make fake FMICs and fake blow off valves? Its like a speaker that makes the "pshh" noise, haha
did you guys know that they make fake FMICs and fake blow off valves? Its like a speaker that makes the "pshh" noise, haha
02-10-2003, 08:06 AM
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Some of that stuff is obvious rice but things like nozzle lights aren't neccessarily rice in my opinion. Sometimes it looks cool on a car if the owner has a some kind of scheme.
02-10-2003, 08:55 AM
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"Some of that stuff is obvious rice but things like nozzle lights aren't neccessarily rice in my opinion. Sometimes it looks cool on a car if the owner has a some kind of scheme."
I agree with you zerostatic. The nozzle lights in combination with one or two of the other constitutes rice.
And yes, I got bored at work yesterday so i just started posting stupid things. O well, i love my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for reading
I agree with you zerostatic. The nozzle lights in combination with one or two of the other constitutes rice.
And yes, I got bored at work yesterday so i just started posting stupid things. O well, i love my job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for reading
02-10-2003, 09:51 AM
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16. A driver who doesn't know how to drive a manual so he gasses an automatic to sound like he's shifting.
17. No engine mods, just a bunch of 5hp-10hp stickers.
18. **TRUE STORY** You lift the hood of someone's car and you see the electric turbo and laugh in their face.
19. Empty NOS tanks in the back.
20. And of course...loud exhaust so when they drive by we notice their ugly car with everything listed above
17. No engine mods, just a bunch of 5hp-10hp stickers.
18. **TRUE STORY** You lift the hood of someone's car and you see the electric turbo and laugh in their face.
19. Empty NOS tanks in the back.
20. And of course...loud exhaust so when they drive by we notice their ugly car with everything listed above
02-10-2003, 01:03 PM
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Maybe some of you visited this site. But for those who haven't... check it out! It's all about the rice boyeee..
http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/
http://www.riceboypage.com/shame/
02-10-2003, 02:13 PM
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I thought I've seen it all...
I think I looked at every pic on that page..pure comedy.
Reminds me of an ugly green 88ish escort with yellow windshield wipers, nozzles, pinstripes, doorhandles, side skirts, GAS TANK LID(comedy), and license plate frame. If I see that car again I swear to god I'm gonna stop him and tell him I'm the editor of a car magazine and ask him if I can take pictures...then I'll submit it to riceboypage and give him the URL.
I think I looked at every pic on that page..pure comedy.
Reminds me of an ugly green 88ish escort with yellow windshield wipers, nozzles, pinstripes, doorhandles, side skirts, GAS TANK LID(comedy), and license plate frame. If I see that car again I swear to god I'm gonna stop him and tell him I'm the editor of a car magazine and ask him if I can take pictures...then I'll submit it to riceboypage and give him the URL.
02-10-2003, 03:41 PM
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I ran into a younger guy at Wal-Mart on Sunday.
He about drolled over my car, then began telling me about all of his mods (and soon to be, mods).
He has a 1990-1993 Accord 4-door with a huge fucking muffler and a CAI (I saw it).
He wanted to know if I had "cams" in my car. I said no and proceeded to show him my mods.
His come-back was that he was going to sawp in the "NEW 2.6 Prelude motor." (I played along . . . )
So I said, "you mean the h22", and he said, "No, not that Civic engine, but the NEW 2.6 Prelude engine."
I mentioned that Honda no longer makes the Prelude.
He didn't respond.
I didn't have time to "play" along with him (I was running late), and told him to check out his facts.
I'm not sure what to make of these folks!
Not quite "RICE", but he seems like a potential Ricer!
TRUE STORY!
He about drolled over my car, then began telling me about all of his mods (and soon to be, mods).
He has a 1990-1993 Accord 4-door with a huge fucking muffler and a CAI (I saw it).
He wanted to know if I had "cams" in my car. I said no and proceeded to show him my mods.
His come-back was that he was going to sawp in the "NEW 2.6 Prelude motor." (I played along . . . )
So I said, "you mean the h22", and he said, "No, not that Civic engine, but the NEW 2.6 Prelude engine."
I mentioned that Honda no longer makes the Prelude.
He didn't respond.
I didn't have time to "play" along with him (I was running late), and told him to check out his facts.
I'm not sure what to make of these folks!
Not quite "RICE", but he seems like a potential Ricer!
TRUE STORY!
02-13-2003, 09:42 AM
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i think thats the best thing in the world , i used to drive a lil rice burrner but i GREW UP and moved on to way better things ......
good job
later from cali
laslo
good job
later from cali
laslo
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