so theres this girl im semi involved with, and she asked me if i would rather have her, or my car, and i laughed and said my car, she wasnt happy, i felt bad, but not really hahaha, anyone else have this problem?

 

I'd rather lie and stay on her good side .

 

yeah but this is a new thing with her, and i cant believe she was serious

 

what car does she drive and pics of her

 

I concur...

 

well she doesnt have a car, she had a corolla and wrecked it,and i dont got any pics of her, this is kinda a new thing so ill work on it

 

you tell that bitch

 

 

 

This one girl told me "Fuck A/C it robs horsepower!" I almost nutted myself... to bad shes taken.. Lucky Bastered..

 

if the car was there before her then..

car > girl

 

as i have said before when i walk to my car with my girl i always say "i love my baby" she says "aww i love you too. your so sweet." then i say "not u dumbass,my car"

 

thats f***ed up.

 

ha, car>women, the way it should be. I talk to my car too. it needs lovin

 

CL

 

And how's she gonna ask you if you'd rather have her wrecked ass corolla?

CL for teh win

Now make up and

 

Im sorry but i would rather be hittin poon then driving. I would have said i like the girl better and not my car

1. Poon
2. Car
3. Chronic money and beer for the tie

 

YEa but ur car cant suck ur dick, fuk u, and make u dinner, and have your babies..... (not that i know of...)
So be nice!

 

he's 17 bro... the last two dont really apply here... either way, your first two reasons do make a convincing argument...

 

+1 im 28 and totally agree that at 17 he shouldnt even be dating anyone, just playing with his car and fu**ing all the poon he can get his hands on. as tom leykis would say dump that bit**!!!!

 

 

i tell my brother who is 17 everyday "kid go slam some chick" he thinks im kidding then my g/f smashes me in the back of the head. But then i say it hurt and i get some poon hahaha. if your 17 go out slam as many chick that are willing. close your eyes of shes a buther face just dont give a shit about a g/f yet bro. slam everything. Just never tell a girl you get serious with how many people u sleep with. I got in a lot of trouble when she asked me.

 

post a picture of her and we'll tell you if you made the right decision or not.

 

They always ask that same question from 17yrs old to 30yr old like mine..They always get the same answer too..Acura first ...You second.. Women will never learn..Why can't they just stay in the kitchen and be quiet

 

Got a joke for ya....

Why did the woman cross the road?
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What the fuck she doing out of the kitchen in the first place.

sorry that lame ass joke popped in my head.

 

ROFL haha people are looking over there cubicals right now like what the hell si this kid doing over there. good joke

 

If she's butter, turn it over

 

Did you follow your own advice? Its hard to get out of that rut when ur in it. My older brother is like that its sad. And your respect level for women never climbs back up the way it should. So have fun but dont go crazy...

AND YOU DONT WANT STD's !!

 

STDs a bitch.

 

You could take off your filter on your intake, stick your wiener in it and have someone rev the engine. That should be enough suction to constitute a BJ.

 

 

Ill give u $20 if u try it and film it.. FUk ill give u a $100

 

wow, reading this made me apreciate my gf so much more, she knows how much i love my car and she understands that it's a different kind of love, and besides the car makes it that much easier to get more poon...

so when she says do you love me or the car more it is really do you love my pussy or would you rather have every other pussy in the whole wide world!

 

Don't tempt me. I'm so very lonely.........

 

And depressed too cause the seahawks got served ooooohhhh!!.

 

Ohhh, that just adds to the pain. I'll admit it though, we got out played. There's always next year. Hopefully we'll get a little more respect next year and people won't put us as underdogs when we're playing the Cardinals.

 

It was a good super bowl, better luck next year

 

Amen brotha