Driving Home From Hand Car Wash, Then I Realized...

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Old 08-23-2008, 05:34 PM
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Driving Home From Hand Car Wash, Then I Realized...

That I might have wrongfully put a man in jail for 4 years. Did you see that coming? Didn't think so.

So I took my car to a car wash and the guys wiped down my car with these clothes that apparently left bits of cloth in swirl marks. I drove on the freeway too and they remained on there.

Well, this reminded me when I was in jury duty once, and the district attorney who's prosecuting this guy said something like,

"So you want us to believe that after you drove on the free way, the cloth swirl marks were still on your car and didn't fly off?"

Oh well.. I hope he really did it.
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You gotta elaborate a little more.
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Yeah I read that once yeterday and wasnt sure what to think..........
Old 08-25-2008, 07:04 PM
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i read it twice and it didnt make much sense, afraid my brain would explode if i ventured a third
Old 08-25-2008, 08:09 PM
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I suggest checking for a carbon monoxide leak.
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Rubbing Alcohol and a Flintstones Bandaid will prolly fix that right up.
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swirl marks can fly off?

i must not be driving fast enough :\
Old 08-25-2008, 11:48 PM
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WTF ARE YOU SAYING? That was the least-informative story I have ever read...






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Engage flux capacitor and swirl marks will fly off........
Old 08-26-2008, 08:48 AM
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hahhahahahaha.... i have no idea wth he is talking about...but everyone else's confused comments made me laugh!
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pass whatever your smoking because that didn't make sense at all lol
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Umm I understand what he's saying

When his car got wiped down, lint from the cloth got stuck to the car. He drove on the freeway home, and they were still attached to the car. When he was on a jury, the prosecutor asked that same question and used the reasoning that the lint should have flown off the car to prosecute the defendant.
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That was 35 seconds I will never get back
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so wtf happened... wtf is up with this fucking thread lol
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have you smoked pot lately?
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Originally Posted by AMGala
Umm I understand what he's saying

When his car got wiped down, lint from the cloth got stuck to the car. He drove on the freeway home, and they were still attached to the car. When he was on a jury, the prosecutor asked that same question and used the reasoning that the lint should have flown off the car to prosecute the defendant.
that really cleared it up, but still, it's funnier when things dont make sense
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