The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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i'd be like...C'mon, Leslie...take that mask off. Shirley, it's you
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Majofo (10-03-2017)
I've been watching a bunch of those derm videos on youtube...watched some botfly removals yesterday. yuck!
Keep joking with J about how I'll be a full on derma in 6 months after watching these vids. I'm like, lemme see your back, I know you got something I can pop!
Keep joking with J about how I'll be a full on derma in 6 months after watching these vids. I'm like, lemme see your back, I know you got something I can pop!
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Sounds like complete trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZKVv6zlU4A
I guess it needs to warm up..
The revs are nice but I couldn't live with that startup idle
Sounds like a fucking 1990 ford escort with bent rods and worn bearings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZKVv6zlU4A
I guess it needs to warm up..
The revs are nice but I couldn't live with that startup idle
Sounds like a fucking 1990 ford escort with bent rods and worn bearings
Guess the N55/S55 sounds like a bag of dicks.
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CSB time:
Driving down US27 I spotted a hawk between the lanes on the road looking bewildered.
I stopped, held my breath as each 18 wheeler went by going 80 figuring they might finish him off...
when there was a big enough opening I ran over threw a shirt over him and took him off the road.
2 broken wings. I held him for a bit, then put him in the back of my truck with the intentions of dropping
him at the Wildlife rescue. He didn't make it...by the time we got to my office, he had moved on.
I wonder if holding him in the end gave him any comfort rather than just dying alone on the road.
They don't have human emotion, I just wonder.
Probably best he didn't end up a no winged captive bird of prey...he lived his whole life free till yesterday.
I did this for a huge blue Heron once and the same outcome. Still have the blood stains on my FR shirt too.
That's all.
J.
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My buddy for a little while.
Driving down US27 I spotted a hawk between the lanes on the road looking bewildered.
I stopped, held my breath as each 18 wheeler went by going 80 figuring they might finish him off...
when there was a big enough opening I ran over threw a shirt over him and took him off the road.
2 broken wings. I held him for a bit, then put him in the back of my truck with the intentions of dropping
him at the Wildlife rescue. He didn't make it...by the time we got to my office, he had moved on.
I wonder if holding him in the end gave him any comfort rather than just dying alone on the road.
They don't have human emotion, I just wonder.
Probably best he didn't end up a no winged captive bird of prey...he lived his whole life free till yesterday.
I did this for a huge blue Heron once and the same outcome. Still have the blood stains on my FR shirt too.
That's all.
J.
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My buddy for a little while.
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Don't die for shit like that J..
I understand brother, but you have a little one that needs you.
I understand brother, but you have a little one that needs you.
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Maj would be Tobias FĂĽnke
Therapist
Analrapist
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kurtatx (10-03-2017)
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she was planning on turning herself in, but the cops got there first
dude is planning on turning himself in, but we'll see what happens
I feel you, man...
J says the same thing, she gets mad. I waited for a REAL long gap though, not like run out and have to grab and run back and worry about my life ending. Longggg stretch of straight highway, you can see it coming.
but yeah, I'd totally be a "shit white people do" meme if I did get killed.
J says the same thing, she gets mad. I waited for a REAL long gap though, not like run out and have to grab and run back and worry about my life ending. Longggg stretch of straight highway, you can see it coming.
but yeah, I'd totally be a "shit white people do" meme if I did get killed.
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i remember a lady stopped in the middle of the road, speed limit 40mph. almost caused wrecks to get a turtle out of the way.
why not just pull over!?
why not just pull over!?
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CSB time:
Driving down US27 I spotted a hawk between the lanes on the road looking bewildered.
I stopped, held my breath as each 18 wheeler went by going 80 figuring they might finish him off...
when there was a big enough opening I ran over threw a shirt over him and took him off the road.
2 broken wings. I held him for a bit, then put him in the back of my truck with the intentions of dropping
him at the Wildlife rescue. He didn't make it...by the time we got to my office, he had moved on.
I wonder if holding him in the end gave him any comfort rather than just dying alone on the road.
They don't have human emotion, I just wonder.
Probably best he didn't end up a no winged captive bird of prey...he lived his whole life free till yesterday.
I did this for a huge blue Heron once and the same outcome. Still have the blood stains on my FR shirt too.
That's all.
J.
Edit:
My buddy for a little while.
Driving down US27 I spotted a hawk between the lanes on the road looking bewildered.
I stopped, held my breath as each 18 wheeler went by going 80 figuring they might finish him off...
when there was a big enough opening I ran over threw a shirt over him and took him off the road.
2 broken wings. I held him for a bit, then put him in the back of my truck with the intentions of dropping
him at the Wildlife rescue. He didn't make it...by the time we got to my office, he had moved on.
I wonder if holding him in the end gave him any comfort rather than just dying alone on the road.
They don't have human emotion, I just wonder.
Probably best he didn't end up a no winged captive bird of prey...he lived his whole life free till yesterday.
I did this for a huge blue Heron once and the same outcome. Still have the blood stains on my FR shirt too.
That's all.
J.
Edit:
My buddy for a little while.
Not a CSB
Can't hope for much, raptors are really susceptible to capture myopathy.
I know, man...
I think because I see so many smashed gators, birds, raccoons, possums, armadillos...shiet, I've seen bobcats...I've gotten a little cold about it in my mind. I used to cry every time I'd see roadkill.
but yeah, would have been a shitty life for the guy.
Justin, definitely, man...I always plan avoidance and count on people NOT seeing me or stopping...can't get killed for this shit.
I think because I see so many smashed gators, birds, raccoons, possums, armadillos...shiet, I've seen bobcats...I've gotten a little cold about it in my mind. I used to cry every time I'd see roadkill.
but yeah, would have been a shitty life for the guy.
Justin, definitely, man...I always plan avoidance and count on people NOT seeing me or stopping...can't get killed for this shit.
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one of the moto vloggers likes to keep animals safe!
but he does it as safe as possible. (u-turns to keep traffic flowing, parks bike out of way, and makes the mad dash out to pick up hurt animal)
that's way better than the lady did who stopped in the middle of the road. LOL
but he does it as safe as possible. (u-turns to keep traffic flowing, parks bike out of way, and makes the mad dash out to pick up hurt animal)
that's way better than the lady did who stopped in the middle of the road. LOL
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My ninja...
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I mean even if you waited for a gap..
Being on the side of a major roadway..
That's risky enough.
Being on the side of a major roadway..
That's risky enough.
Dude, that looks like my buddy!
Yeah Justin, that's the point, I always do it where if it gets hit again, it does and that is what was meant to be.
I've often been afraid that I'd swerve to avoid an animal and kill my entire family...so I mentally prepare to just keep going and hit it and deal with it.
Yeah Justin, that's the point, I always do it where if it gets hit again, it does and that is what was meant to be.
I've often been afraid that I'd swerve to avoid an animal and kill my entire family...so I mentally prepare to just keep going and hit it and deal with it.
Yeah true...
it's pretty desolate...the side are basically 20 feet wide with berms and then it's the Everglades.
US27 is where they did that Bugatti top speed run etc...it's no man's land for speeding basically...it's my "Mexico" where I certainly didn't ever because illegal and no way Jose go 157MPH before letting off in theAudi S2000 V Wagon
it's pretty desolate...the side are basically 20 feet wide with berms and then it's the Everglades.
US27 is where they did that Bugatti top speed run etc...it's no man's land for speeding basically...it's my "Mexico" where I certainly didn't ever because illegal and no way Jose go 157MPH before letting off in the
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I know, man...
I think because I see so many smashed gators, birds, raccoons, possums, armadillos...shiet, I've seen bobcats...I've gotten a little cold about it in my mind. I used to cry every time I'd see roadkill.
but yeah, would have been a shitty life for the guy.
Justin, definitely, man...I always plan avoidance and count on people NOT seeing me or stopping...can't get killed for this shit.
I think because I see so many smashed gators, birds, raccoons, possums, armadillos...shiet, I've seen bobcats...I've gotten a little cold about it in my mind. I used to cry every time I'd see roadkill.
but yeah, would have been a shitty life for the guy.
Justin, definitely, man...I always plan avoidance and count on people NOT seeing me or stopping...can't get killed for this shit.
Look in the rear view mirror, he's just laying there, lifeless.
For a week I had to drive back over his increasingly more splattered carcass every fucking day coming back from work to remind me I'm a horrible person.
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I always stay the course at highway speeds or on 2 lane roads.
If one side of your driven wheels contact material with a different friction coefficient.
You're just fucking asking for it.
If one side of your driven wheels contact material with a different friction coefficient.
You're just fucking asking for it.
hit a raccoon once...
same feeling.
like dammit...i did this. I'm a bad person!
Matt...that's the goal...staying alive!
same feeling.
like dammit...i did this. I'm a bad person!
Matt...that's the goal...staying alive!
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I ran over a frog once. That's my cool story.
but your'e Kurt.
you had no regats.!
you had no regats.!
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kurtatx (10-03-2017)
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I hit a whole family of raccoons.. took out at least 3 of 4..
That was 20 something years ago..
Don't get me wrong. I've braked / honked / swerved under safe conditions and saved many animals.
But need to soldier on.
I always put my high beams on in back roads and take it easy.
Last thing I want is to hit some creature.. especially some dumbass white tail.
That was 20 something years ago..
Don't get me wrong. I've braked / honked / swerved under safe conditions and saved many animals.
But need to soldier on.
I always put my high beams on in back roads and take it easy.
Last thing I want is to hit some creature.. especially some dumbass white tail.
Like Lindsey Lohan?
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I hit a squirrel once and it mashed up my vibes for the entire day
No, wait...you meant a deer.
Yeah, I agree...even in roads where they park cars on the curb...I'm always leery of cats and kids darting out...go slow, homey...you never know, homey.
Yeah, I agree...even in roads where they park cars on the curb...I'm always leery of cats and kids darting out...go slow, homey...you never know, homey.
I knew Frantz was a good one.
I also know that he probably went back, got the squirrel, then killed an Iguana and fried them up and had a lime by his uncle house with many heineken and marlboro menthol.
good times.
I also know that he probably went back, got the squirrel, then killed an Iguana and fried them up and had a lime by his uncle house with many heineken and marlboro menthol.
good times.
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I hit a shopping cart corral, once.
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Biggest kill with the car was a Moose at the Idaho border coming out of Yosemite.
Around 1 at night. We were in a rental van.. fucked this shit out of it.
Pops hit the hind legs, it pretty much took up the whole road.
It was alive but the Sheriff came and put it out of it's misery. Hopefully Moose burgers later.
Couple of cars ran over legs swerving away from us (probably drunk assholes).
We tried to warn them since it was still on the road (crazy)..
It was a common occurrence in that area apparently.
A couple weeks before a family hit a moose and it went through their windshield.. really fucked them up.
Around 1 at night. We were in a rental van.. fucked this shit out of it.
Pops hit the hind legs, it pretty much took up the whole road.
It was alive but the Sheriff came and put it out of it's misery. Hopefully Moose burgers later.
Couple of cars ran over legs swerving away from us (probably drunk assholes).
We tried to warn them since it was still on the road (crazy)..
It was a common occurrence in that area apparently.
A couple weeks before a family hit a moose and it went through their windshield.. really fucked them up.
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I hit a whole family of raccoons.. took out at least 3 of 4..
That was 20 something years ago..
Don't get me wrong. I've braked / honked / swerved under safe conditions and saved many animals.
But need to soldier on.
I always put my high beams on in back roads and take it easy.
Last thing I want is to hit some creature.. especially some dumbass white tail.
That was 20 something years ago..
Don't get me wrong. I've braked / honked / swerved under safe conditions and saved many animals.
But need to soldier on.
I always put my high beams on in back roads and take it easy.
Last thing I want is to hit some creature.. especially some dumbass white tail.
Some guy in a pickup truck showed up before cop, asked my dad if he was gonna keep it. Yeah, he's totally gonna prop up a deer in a convertible Fiat 500.
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What's his newest toy? Are you just talking about his toys in general? You can still be like Bob, go to school to be a Surgeon. I should go do plastic surgery for teh womenz....
Neighbors M3 sounds like shit as well. 95k on a car and it sounds like shit.
Neighbors M3 sounds like shit as well. 95k on a car and it sounds like shit.
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justnspace (10-03-2017)
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Shit.. back home when it rained.. all the frogs would come out onto the road.
Fucking freakiest shit..
I've killed hundreds of frogs.
You'd run over their legs and they'd try to jump at the same time.. innards come out.
Or you drive over them and they'd hit your undercarriage trying to jump away.
You just repeatedly hear bangs under your car.
Fucking freakiest shit..
I've killed hundreds of frogs.
You'd run over their legs and they'd try to jump at the same time.. innards come out.
Or you drive over them and they'd hit your undercarriage trying to jump away.
You just repeatedly hear bangs under your car.
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I've hit a cuck before.
and
A squirrel in the G.
and
A squirrel in the G.
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