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Old 07-25-2018 | 11:15 AM
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What if it's a woman?
Work for a woman.. Beta
Old 07-25-2018 | 11:15 AM
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I'm going for a new gerb too Taco.
Nice! When's your interview?
Old 07-25-2018 | 11:17 AM
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Just pull up on her and be like:

Kiki do you love me, are you riding?
Say you'll never ever leave from beside me
'Cause I want ya, and I need ya
And I'm down for you always



Then hit her with the


I only love my bed and my momma tobey I'm sorry.

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Old 07-25-2018 | 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Nice! When's your interview?
Still gubermint.

It's with my boss who hired me here. She left and went Downtown to another Department and she's trying to get me to go over there. So I'm just waiting for the phone call for my start date.

This Department I'm at now, isn't that great. It's unorganized (go figure gubermint) management is horrible, no guidance. Living 5 miles from work isn't what it's cracked up to be. Going back Downtown would add an additional 9 miles to my commute and an extra 5 minutes but it's worth it, plus I can take the bus again and get my daily naps and see all the womenz in short skirts Downtown and eat some good food.
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Old 07-25-2018 | 11:24 AM
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Amplified not here?

A'ight. Imma leave this here then.



Shhhhhh.....
Old 07-25-2018 | 11:26 AM
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Can't see videos at work. :
Old 07-25-2018 | 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Still gubermint.

It's with my boss who hired me here. She left and went Downtown to another Department and she's trying to get me to go over there. So I'm just waiting for the phone call for my start date.

This Department I'm at now, isn't that great. It's unorganized (go figure gubermint) management is horrible, no guidance. Living 5 miles from work isn't what it's cracked up to be. Going back Downtown would add an additional 9 miles to my commute and an extra 5 minutes but it's worth it, plus I can take the bus again and get my daily naps and see all the womenz in short skirts Downtown and eat some good food.
She's trying to get you to go downtown - don't wait for the call. Make the call.
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Old 07-25-2018 | 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Franchise1124
She's trying to get you to go downtown - don't wait for the call. Make the call.
That's why I fux with Frantz
and he black too
Respek
Old 07-25-2018 | 11:34 AM
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I'll give y'all a job to do
Old 07-25-2018 | 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Still gubermint.

It's with my boss who hired me here. She left and went Downtown to another Department and she's trying to get me to go over there. So I'm just waiting for the phone call for my start date.

This Department I'm at now, isn't that great. It's unorganized (go figure gubermint) management is horrible, no guidance. Living 5 miles from work isn't what it's cracked up to be. Going back Downtown would add an additional 9 miles to my commute and an extra 5 minutes but it's worth it, plus I can take the bus again and get my daily naps and see all the womenz in short skirts Downtown and eat some good food.
Mine is gubbermint also. I'm looking to switch from one municipality, to another. Do you get extra days off at your work? I only get 3 weeks vacation every year (15 days), but I get an extra day off, every two weeks, which amounts to another 26 days off. The only shitty thing is I can't really bank those extra days off. No more than three, anyway.
Old 07-25-2018 | 11:45 AM
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Gets 41 days off a year plus another 2 weeks of national holidays..
Taco essentially gets 2 months off a year.. this sucks!
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Old 07-25-2018 | 11:47 AM
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that's why i fux with majofo. he a real 1
Old 07-25-2018 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello


Mine is gubbermint also. I'm looking to switch from one municipality, to another. Do you get extra days off at your work? I only get 3 weeks vacation every year (15 days), but I get an extra day off, every two weeks, which amounts to another 26 days off. The only shitty thing is I can't really bank those extra days off. No more than three, anyway.
8 hours of sick a month so 96 hours a year Vacation depends on how long you been with gubermint. 0-3 years is 8 hours 3-10 years is 10, 10-14 years is 12 hours and anything over 14 years gets you 15 hours. But then different bargaining units get different things. If you're are classified as confidential you get an extra hour of leave every month.

We get a personal holiday a year and two staff development days per my bargaining contract. Attorneys get 4 development days. It's confusing as hell if you're new.

I'm on a alternate work week schedule so I work 9 hour days with every other Friday off.
Old 07-25-2018 | 11:51 AM
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That why I just fux, because that shit be real.
Old 07-25-2018 | 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Taco is being Toxic AF.

I'm leaving and not coming back.

Fuck y'all.
See ya looser
Don't bang your cock tryna solve for x
Old 07-25-2018 | 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
8 hours of sick a month so 96 hours a year Vacation depends on how long you been with gubermint. 0-3 years is 8 hours 3-10 years is 10, 10-14 years is 12 hours and anything over 14 years gets you 15 hours. But then different bargaining units get different things. If you're are classified as confidential you get an extra hour of leave every month.

We get a personal holiday a year and two staff development days per my bargaining contract. Attorneys get 4 development days. It's confusing as hell if you're new.

I'm on a alternate work week schedule so I work 9 hour days with every other Friday off.
Wait. Who said anything about sick days? I get another 12 or 15 of those

granted, I can't use that as vacation. You need to be legitimately sick... anything more than 3 days and I need to bring a doctors note in. Plus missing work regularly because I'm "sick" wouldn't go over very well. People would catch on quick. And fire my ass.

It is pretty gravy working at any of the municipalities around here. They all more or less have the same employment guidelines and strategies. There are 5 of them around here, in various sizes, fairly close to each other, though I'd only consider working at three of them, because I'd be commuting 25-30 miles one way, otherwise

and yes, my current boss is a woman. I am an alpha beta.

beta-max?

Old 07-25-2018 | 12:23 PM
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My 동생 Q lost his damn mind mang
Finally

Old 07-25-2018 | 12:32 PM
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https://acurazine.com/forums/car-tal...759677/page77/

Matt...
last post on here...
you gonna nut
Old 07-25-2018 | 12:43 PM
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Nope, not my style
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looser.
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:01 PM
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What's a decent wagon out there besides the V?
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:05 PM
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none.
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:06 PM
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okay, magnum...
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:20 PM
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Wutt.. J smoking salts again
There's plenty, he just don't know
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:21 PM
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audi a3 estate
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
So leaving one erection company for another erection company.

Still dealing with erections, but getting a different clientele. The Ladiboi method.

Smart.



it's called diversifying your padfolio.
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:25 PM
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audi a3 estate
You need help
Don't be tryna get Demi Lovato to suck yo dick fo H when you in either
That's my move
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:27 PM
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last day of work this week. heading up to snorecal tomorrow morning for a wedding
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:28 PM
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Don't get raped
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:29 PM
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Will you help?
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:29 PM
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I'm headed to Shanghai on Saturday
If I die, Fuck Joe gets my beer
Bury me in my V
I'd give Justn some ammo
But if he blows his balls off, I don't want that on my soul
The rest of you get a blowjob by Kurt and ladiboi
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Will you help?
You can't afford
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on my way to pick up that p09 from yo house
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:31 PM
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Oh you mean raping ladiboi
I thought you meant jofo's detox camp
No, I'm headed to Shanghai to rape a whole city of ladibois
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:32 PM
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I'm packing it
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:33 PM
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you really wouldn't leave me anything?
what about the X?
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:35 PM
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I said you get a blowie from Kurt and ladiboi
That $20 doesn't just come from nowhere
Old 07-25-2018 | 01:36 PM
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Alright.. you can have my extra set of Conti DW for the rears
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They both use teeth, pass.
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