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Old 01-10-2012 | 12:02 PM
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Tebow: The Movie?

Our Michael Lombardi wrote today that Hollywood couldn't script the Tim Tebow story any better. I'm sure Matt Stone and Trey Parker already are working on the treatment. But before that happens, allow me to offer my suggestions for who should be cast in the various roles.
First, the supporting cast:
Omar Epps as Mike Tomlin
Will Ferrell as Ben Roethlisberger
Daniel Cosgrove as Brady Quinn
Keanu Reeves as Kyle Orton
Jake M. Johnson as Dave Dameshek
Atticus Shaffer as "The kid Tebow Promised to Throw Two Touchdowns for"
Chris D'Elia as Jesus




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Old 01-10-2012 | 12:04 PM
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Old 01-10-2012 | 12:09 PM
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hope the Patriots can teebag his ass so i won't have to hear about him every single week Teebag = most fucking overrated football player ever
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Old 01-10-2012 | 01:14 PM
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Where is that price is right horn.....
Old 01-10-2012 | 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by DIZAZNDOOD320
hope the Patriots can teebag his ass so i won't have to hear about him every single week Teebag = most fucking overrated football player ever
Funny when someone has nothing educated to say about someone, they have to call names. Also funny how you use the therm teabag and ass fucking when talking about another man .... That's right you root for the 49er's ...

They won't get past the 49er's.


Overrated ??? Seems that phrase was said about Alex Smith ... just look at his record until he got a coach that knows how to coach him. Still not a good one, but the team is winning for him.

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Old 01-10-2012 | 07:44 PM
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Lol alex smith is never a good QB to begin with wish the 49ers would of gotten a better QB but c'mon there do u think teebow will ever be an elite QB never
Old 01-10-2012 | 08:02 PM
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why do people hate on tebow exactly?

no i'm not a tebowmania, although i respect his athleticism.
Old 01-10-2012 | 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by JS + MS3
why do people hate on tebow exactly?

no i'm not a tebowmania, although i respect his athleticism.
Did see how he was after winning games during the season? That fool started becoming cocky like he thinks he's the shit man c'mon I'm tired of hearing about him every week of the season of football
Old 01-10-2012 | 08:13 PM
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I am a Jet fan.

I am rooting for the Patriots this week.

Hell hath frozen over.
Old 01-10-2012 | 08:26 PM
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I don't know if I would say he was the "most overrated player ever" because he got his team to the playoffs something a much better quarterback Carson Palmer couldn't do in the same weak division but I do agree he is overrated.
Old 01-10-2012 | 08:47 PM
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He's overrated because everyone is on his dick and doesnt see that it's a team sport and it simply wasn't his presence that got them to where they are today.

When they were coming out in overtime and winning by a field goal, everyone praised him. I didn't watch the games, but Im pretty sure he wasn't the one kicking the ball.
Old 01-10-2012 | 08:49 PM
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Tebow is an imposter. This is the REAL one..

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Old 01-10-2012 | 08:55 PM
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I am a Niners fan and all I have to say is I am impressed with Tebow's ability to pull wins out of ass in crunch time.

oh, and Will Ferrell as Ben Roethlisberger
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Old 01-11-2012 | 12:49 PM
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I am a Niners fan and all I have to say is I am impressed with Tebow's ability to pull wins out of ass in crunch time.

oh, and Will Ferrell as Ben Roethlisberger
Would watch the movie just to see that character
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Originally Posted by civicdrivr
He's overrated because everyone is on his dick and doesnt see that it's a team sport and it simply wasn't his presence that got them to where they are today..
It takes a whole O-Line to hold pass rushers and throw them to the ground to give him that much time
Old 01-11-2012 | 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by DIZAZNDOOD320
Did see how he was after winning games during the season? That fool started becoming cocky like he thinks he's the shit man c'mon I'm tired of hearing about him every week of the season of football

Just like these fuckin Niner fans in Sacramento. I don't care for Tebow, I just ignore the news stories when they comment on him. Everyone is on Tebow's dick I agree with civic on that.
Old 01-11-2012 | 08:34 PM
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I agree that these wins are team accomplishments but one of the reasons quarterbacks in general get most of the praise if the team wins and most of the aggravation if they lose because it's their job (mostly on the field)to lead and inspire their team to win.

You can have a prototype quarterback but if nobody believes in him or follows him then the team won't win.

I played football and some quarterbacks may have physical skills to throw or run but no leadership skills and some have great leadership skills and no quarterback skills. Then you have someone like Tebow who has great leadership skills and a quarterback skills but just not up to NFL prototype quarterback standards.

Tebow took an 0-4 team when he took over to the playoffs and upset a team that was supposed to make it back to the Super Bowl something that they guy he replaced couldn't do.

I think that some of this coverage is over the top but I do respect Tebow for doing something that a lot of quarterbacks with more overall quarterback skills couldn't do.
Old 01-13-2012 | 09:30 AM
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Just like these fuckin Niner fans in Sacramento. I don't care for Tebow, I just ignore the news stories when they comment on him. Everyone is on Tebow's dick I agree with civic on that.
sac folks got cocky niners fans?
Old 01-13-2012 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by hdcolumbus
Would watch the movie just to see that character
+1 it would be a funny ass movie with him in it.... wonder who he'll rape lol
Old 01-13-2012 | 09:34 AM
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oh, and Will Ferrell as Ben Roethlisberger
That was the part that had me
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