Golf: Tiger Woods Saga **Divorce Settlement Reached (page 8)**
11-27-2009, 02:15 PM
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Golf: Tiger Woods Saga **Divorce Settlement Reached (page 8)**
From Chicago Tribune...
Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol reported.
Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.
Alcohol is not related to the accident, FHP said.
Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released.
A Health Central hospital employee said at 2:30 p.m. that Woods was not a patient. A hospital operator would not say if Woods had been treated and released.
FHP said the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.
Orange County Fire Rescue received the call for aid at 2:28 a.m. Woods was transported from his Windermere-area neighborhood by the hospital's own ambulance.
An Orange County Sheriff's Office official said his agency received it's call for assistance at 2:27 a.m. An operator was told the driver was injured and still inside the vehicle.
FHP did not report the accident until just after 2 p.m. today. The agency said the crash remains under investigation and charges are pending.
According to his official website, TigerWoods.com, he is in the middle of a two-week break in tournament play. Woods next tournament is Dec. 3-6 at the Chevron World Challenge in Thousand Oaks, Calif.
Sentinel staff writer Rene Stutzman contributed to this report.
Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.
Alcohol is not related to the accident, FHP said.
Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released.
A Health Central hospital employee said at 2:30 p.m. that Woods was not a patient. A hospital operator would not say if Woods had been treated and released.
FHP said the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.
Orange County Fire Rescue received the call for aid at 2:28 a.m. Woods was transported from his Windermere-area neighborhood by the hospital's own ambulance.
An Orange County Sheriff's Office official said his agency received it's call for assistance at 2:27 a.m. An operator was told the driver was injured and still inside the vehicle.
FHP did not report the accident until just after 2 p.m. today. The agency said the crash remains under investigation and charges are pending.
According to his official website, TigerWoods.com, he is in the middle of a two-week break in tournament play. Woods next tournament is Dec. 3-6 at the Chevron World Challenge in Thousand Oaks, Calif.
Sentinel staff writer Rene Stutzman contributed to this report.
11-27-2009, 02:38 PM
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<--Thought he would be driving a Buick.
11-27-2009, 03:52 PM
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Карты убийцы
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11-27-2009, 04:07 PM
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Well, if he doesn't want his wife, I'll have her. 
11-27-2009, 10:04 PM
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Tiger Woods injured in minor car accident
Tiger Woods injured in minor car accident
Police Chief Daniel Saylor said two Windermere police officers were the first to arrive on the scene.
"There was Tiger Woods laying on the ground in front of the vehicle, with his wife over him rendering first aid," he said.
"He was in and out of consciousness with lacerations to his upper and lower lip," Saylor said. "He was mumbling but didn't say anything coherent."
Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, told police she was inside the house when she heard the accident. She went outside and used a golf club to break out the rear window of the vehicle, then pulled him from the SUV, he said.
"According to the officers, yes, she was very upset," Saylor said. "Things like this happen all the time. ... I understand he's stable, and he's fine."
About 10 minutes later, Orange County fire and rescue arrived and took him to Health Central Hospital, where he was treated and released, Saylor said.
The crash is under investigation, and charges are pending, the police report said, though it was not clear who could face charges. The accident did not appear to be alcohol-related, the Florida Highway Patrol statement said.
"There was Tiger Woods laying on the ground in front of the vehicle, with his wife over him rendering first aid," he said.
"He was in and out of consciousness with lacerations to his upper and lower lip," Saylor said. "He was mumbling but didn't say anything coherent."
Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, told police she was inside the house when she heard the accident. She went outside and used a golf club to break out the rear window of the vehicle, then pulled him from the SUV, he said.
"According to the officers, yes, she was very upset," Saylor said. "Things like this happen all the time. ... I understand he's stable, and he's fine."
About 10 minutes later, Orange County fire and rescue arrived and took him to Health Central Hospital, where he was treated and released, Saylor said.
The crash is under investigation, and charges are pending, the police report said, though it was not clear who could face charges. The accident did not appear to be alcohol-related, the Florida Highway Patrol statement said.
11-27-2009, 10:21 PM
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Interesting. Interesting.
Sounds like he was having an affair, got into an argument with his wife about it, charged out of the house in an emotional fit at 2 am, started texting his comare as he was reversing too fast out of the driveway, hit a tree / mailbox /etc., and banged his head.
11-27-2009, 11:13 PM
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UPDATE:
Tiger Woods injured in minor car accident
Tiger Woods injured in minor car accident
Police Chief Daniel Saylor said two Windermere police officers were the first to arrive on the scene.
"There was Tiger Woods laying on the ground in front of the vehicle, with his wife over him rendering first aid," he said.
"He was in and out of consciousness with lacerations to his upper and lower lip," Saylor said. "He was mumbling but didn't say anything coherent."
Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, told police she was inside the house when she heard the accident. She went outside and used a golf club to break out the rear window of the vehicle, then pulled him from the SUV, he said.
"According to the officers, yes, she was very upset," Saylor said. "Things like this happen all the time. ... I understand he's stable, and he's fine."
About 10 minutes later, Orange County fire and rescue arrived and took him to Health Central Hospital, where he was treated and released, Saylor said.
The crash is under investigation, and charges are pending, the police report said, though it was not clear who could face charges. The accident did not appear to be alcohol-related, the Florida Highway Patrol statement said.
"There was Tiger Woods laying on the ground in front of the vehicle, with his wife over him rendering first aid," he said.
"He was in and out of consciousness with lacerations to his upper and lower lip," Saylor said. "He was mumbling but didn't say anything coherent."
Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, told police she was inside the house when she heard the accident. She went outside and used a golf club to break out the rear window of the vehicle, then pulled him from the SUV, he said.
"According to the officers, yes, she was very upset," Saylor said. "Things like this happen all the time. ... I understand he's stable, and he's fine."
About 10 minutes later, Orange County fire and rescue arrived and took him to Health Central Hospital, where he was treated and released, Saylor said.
The crash is under investigation, and charges are pending, the police report said, though it was not clear who could face charges. The accident did not appear to be alcohol-related, the Florida Highway Patrol statement said.
Translation:
Elin and Tiger got into an argument regarding this alledged affair. Elin pulled out a golf club and whacked Tiger right upside the head.
Tiger tries to drive himself to the Emergency Room and crashes car. As he was attempting to leave for ER, Elin used said golf club of bust up the rear window on the SUV.
Fortunatly police arrived just as Elin was about to put a serious hurting on the golf legend.
11-28-2009, 07:01 AM
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Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Posted Nov 28th 2009 12:08AM by TMZ Staff
Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.
We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
Posted Nov 28th 2009 12:08AM by TMZ Staff
Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.
Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.
We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.
We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.
11-28-2009, 07:47 AM
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Translation:
Elin and Tiger got into an argument regarding this alledged affair. Elin pulled out a golf club and whacked Tiger right upside the head.
Tiger tries to drive himself to the Emergency Room and crashes car. As he was attempting to leave for ER, Elin used said golf club of bust up the rear window on the SUV.
Fortunatly police arrived just as Elin was about to put a serious hurting on the golf legend.
Elin and Tiger got into an argument regarding this alledged affair. Elin pulled out a golf club and whacked Tiger right upside the head.
Tiger tries to drive himself to the Emergency Room and crashes car. As he was attempting to leave for ER, Elin used said golf club of bust up the rear window on the SUV.
Fortunatly police arrived just as Elin was about to put a serious hurting on the golf legend.
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11-28-2009, 04:13 PM
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Pimp'n ain't easy.
11-28-2009, 04:22 PM
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You know too much...
11-28-2009, 09:31 PM
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His wife can golfclub me anyday... 
11-29-2009, 07:15 AM
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Translation:
Elin and Tiger got into an argument regarding this alledged affair. Elin pulled out a golf club and whacked Tiger right upside the head.
Tiger tries to drive himself to the Emergency Room and crashes car. As he was attempting to leave for ER, Elin used said golf club of bust up the rear window on the SUV.
Fortunatly police arrived just as Elin was about to put a serious hurting on the golf legend.
Elin and Tiger got into an argument regarding this alledged affair. Elin pulled out a golf club and whacked Tiger right upside the head.
Tiger tries to drive himself to the Emergency Room and crashes car. As he was attempting to leave for ER, Elin used said golf club of bust up the rear window on the SUV.
Fortunatly police arrived just as Elin was about to put a serious hurting on the golf legend.
11-29-2009, 05:22 PM
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I feel the need...
11-30-2009, 10:56 AM
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Does she really expect a professional golfer to play the same hole over and over?
11-30-2009, 02:53 PM
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Is his insurance premium going to go up?
11-30-2009, 04:31 PM
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11-30-2009, 04:36 PM
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11-30-2009, 07:57 PM
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That said, is anyone else here as relieved as I that some OTHER celebrity altercation finally knocked Jon and Kate Gosselin out of the headlines?!?
12-01-2009, 10:38 AM
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According to the Chicago Tribune, the other woman is Rachel Uchitel...
Who...?
Who...?
12-01-2009, 12:25 PM
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Keeping emos out of
One:
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
Two:
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
Three:
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
Four:
What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though
Ten:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife
Two:
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards
Three:
Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an errant tee shot at the US Open.
Four:
What was Tiger Woods doing out at 2.30 in the morning? He'd gone clubbing
Five:
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron
Six:
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Seven:
This is the first time Tiger’s ever failed to drive 300 yards
Eight:
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Nine:
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash. He's still below par though
Ten:
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
12-01-2009, 12:32 PM
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^ 
12-01-2009, 03:08 PM
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The sizzle in the Steak
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12-02-2009, 09:45 AM
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Damn. I'm actually pretty surprised he would cheat.