AWD baby!

 

that guy sent it, man...!!!

best 12 seconds of my day!

 

I don't need internet affirmation
Seriously though.. These F1s have unreal tread wear.

 

Fucking cuck.. took out the bus stop.

 

LMAO you motherfucker...
that was hilarious.

 

imagine if I'd have gotten a mustbang...how many would be dead?

 

The trick is... to run away before the angry mob forms.

 

you are what you eat

 

Do you think he apologized to the bus stop afterwards?

 

fa sho

 

Hurry up with the psychoanalysis of Taco thinking we judging him for not wanting the V

 

Seriously J.. if the S5 is all that you ever wanted, now that it's dirt cheap, sell V, buy S5 and be happy with money in the bank!

 

That's probably not horrible advice.
Although S5 was before Zoe...I'd want S4 now. A

I tried to work a deal with that one guy...Volcano Red 6MT 2013 S4...$27K. Very fair price...fell in love with the color and everything.
I won't settle for anything unless it's exactly what I want. Especially if I'll be dumping a couple cars to do it.

That's probably why I love that A3. because of how fun it is to drive at the price I paid. If I had paid close to $40K for it new, I think I'd have a different frame of mind.
I will say that being the dumb rockstar takes a ton of pressure off.

 

Holy balls.. just heard of this dumb ass MTV show in the UK
These dirtbags pick Tattoos for each other.. then they do reveal.
It looks like bullshit... but still funny AF

 

Oh Shit!!

https://streamable.com/gjke5

 

This is strangely satisfying..

 

lmao, i saw that bellybutton tattoo last week...
hilarious.

 

strangely?
I swear, all I watch are blackhead and ingrown hair and cysts...and car shit on youtube.
lil j and i even have a running joke that i'll be a full on derm dr within 6 months from all my research.

 

new house has a blocked dryer exhaust port...

I tried to run my snake through it..

but I could only get a 12 inches in before it got jammed..

The exhaust runs underground and exits at ground level

Seems ants and squirrels packed that motherfather

Well.. what's a ninja to do..
Went and bought a badass wet/dry shop vac..


Got a RIGID oh...

6.5HP Sucks and blows...

So I sucked it... snaked it... sucked it... snaked it all the way through..
Snaked it from the other end... sucked it.. then blew that shit.. packed the blow end with foam to make it extra tight.
Fuck yeah..


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​​​​​​​It was packed.. got dookie brown mud everywhere.

 

 

Hmmm...
are you about to buy an Audi? Is that what you're trying to tell us?

 

que?

 

Now that you mention it, I have a rigid. I have had it for at least 12 years.
Aside from changing the filter once from being clogged from drywall dust...I have always gotten by by just taking it out and banging it and cleaning it and bam, keeps on truckin. Used for car sucking, house sucking, ac drain line sucking. The thing has sucked everything.

Good buy, good guy Matt. Good buy.

 

Anyways.. that motherfucker has a detail kit.. extra long hose.

 

Sounds like a medical issue

 

 

 

Should have moved to a better neighborhood.

 

If this continues to be a problem, I'm filling current hole and creating a new hole (J).
Going to raise the new port though.. face level.

 

I have a Craftsman wet/dry vac that I've been rockin' for a while and it works alright. I wouldn't recommend it.. It started sucking less because of the bedroom work (a lot of drywall mudding/ cutting etc so I took it out back one day and just cleaned out the filter and it sucks as strong as some of you bozos again! Build quality is iffy but ehh, it does the job for the 50 bucks i paid because of slickdeals 3.5 years ago.

Sears.com

 

That sounds like an epic way for someone devious to flood your house. Find exhaust port, put hose in. turn hose on. #profit... What the hell was that dude thinking


​​​​​​​should have just killed it with fire

 

 

That's because apparently I can't read, as fuckjoe already pointed out

I'm such a looser.

 

Speaking of vacuums...

 

It drops 2 feet to a p-trap from the inside
​​​​​​and it's a standard 4.5 inches
​​​​​​So.. Although still epically stupid, not any easier to flood than the next house.

 

Bruh.. I looked at a pimp brushless shop vac first. It was 5hundiiiid. I also checked out the dewalt 2gal. Can't beat the Ridgid tho. I paid 99 for macdaddy model, 6.5 ponies, 16 gallon.. with detach blower and two dust bags.. Plus lifetime warranty and super reviews, I was sold. I just did drywall at old house. Picked that shit up no problem.. It can suck (inb4 Taco buys one and sucks off his testicles).

 

*belches*

Just ate. Sup y'all.

 

I've seen the ridgid at HD all the time. I'll probably go for it when this one stops sucking.

 

I've never had a vacuum die on me..
Keeps on suckin!!!




We reserve all rights to treat you like a cuck if you get an Audi tho..
-Kurt's Mum

 

Such a sweet lady.