Majofo

Postie feelin' like a rockstar
Must be takin' it from both ends

thoiboi

You always go 200%

Yumcha

Back from -ing...

Majofo

Fuck these whores..
Seriously.. let's fuck them..
They probably eat pieces of shit for breakfast

Majofo

Division II Female Athlete of the Year
What is that.. like getting a participation award at a 1k walkathon.

rockstar143

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I firmly believe in what they believe in.

Majofo

That OG mix...

Majofo

That's not saying much in your case ladiboi

TacoBello

Fuck redoing the TL. I was quoted 8-10k for body work (this is the only guy I trust to do any body work on my cars... not cheap though), probably another 8k CAN for the supercharger, plus miscellaneous bullshit (cant have mint outside, and a worn inside) and I'm looking to dump 20k CAN. Fuck that.

I've been chatting with Gus, aka 04wdpsedan, and he's convinced me to go cuck. I'm gonna start saving for a used S4, with the 3.0T and 6mt. I think they still came with a 6mt until 2015 or 2016. That, and a quick chip swap, and that bitch will be faster than the TL could ever be.

I remember the the first time I sat in a 2013 Audi.. I was like.. why do people pay so much for these? And then I sat inside and instantly understood. What a fucking nice place to be.

Franchise1124

Another one bites the cuck

TacoBello

Fuck yeah. Audi has become what Acura once was. There's a reason many of us Acura fans are jumping ship. Audi has cars that people want to drive, has sporty alternatives, apparently reliability is going on, fucking gorgeous interiors...

thoiboi

Well i mean we all can't be this awesome we all have our strengths

rockstar143

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why does it feel like Adam just copy and pasted one of my old posts?
to this day, that S5 was the best all around car I've ever driven. I've driven the new NSX, the V, a Ferrari, a 911 for a weekend...overall, the Cuck was the best, especially for the price.
Good choice, Adam.

Oh, and how long are you gonna take to tell us that one of the girls you like drives an Audi and says she loves Audis and guys that drive Audis?!?!

Majofo

hurry up and ragequit taco..
go make friends with people in the know..
cocksucker
take balllicker with you

Majofo

Reminds me of Russell Peters bit about Indian Peters

TacoBello

truth be told, I loved that 2013 S4 the second I sat in it. I couldn't afford it though. I had no interest in a regular A4. And I was terrified of reliability on the Audi. That's really my main fear of staying away from Audi. I'm scared as all hell of being trapped with a ridiculous repair bill.

Majofo

FFS... sell the V and get what you want.

cu2wagon

Have fun sucking stud dick, funboy.

Don't let the door gate justn forgot to close hit you in your cuck ass on the way out.

cu2wagon

Make sure you put everyone on ignore first and then make a big show of quitting.

TacoBello

I don't want shit fuel economy when I'm paying as much as $1.25 per litre of fuel. I also don't want 554hp going to the rear wheels, for 6 months of the year when the roads are shit. That, and I don't want to pay the cuck price to get a 6mt in the V. Not worth spending extra cash for it, when I get it at a discounted price on the Audi, because no one wants them. Also, AWD, although not necessary, would be nice to have for winter.

all in all, V is not the answer. Not here, anyway.

Majofo

Probably already haz ladiboi on ignore
bc ladiboi biggest piece of shit here

Majofo

Of all the pussy shit I've read, that might take the cake

TacoBello

FUCK YOU GUUUUUUYS!!! IM FUCKING BLOCKING ALL OF YOU AND BUYING A SPORT DIFFERENTIAL!! FUCK YOU, LOOSERS!!



did I do it right?

TacoBello

just because you did something, doesn't make it smart

and wait... I thought it was your ol' lady that drive the beast the majority of the time. You know, when sliding sideways and then backwards in the X... as you solved for it. Or something. I have no idea what the fuck is going on. Where are my pants?

Majofo

Close.. now go.. and cum back in like 2 days like nothing happened. Move on already!

Majofo

I've done plenty stupid shit
that's why I come here to feel better about myself

Majofo

Don't forget to get those next gen Pirelli tires
and wheels that cost more than our cars..

TacoBello

Majofo

Hey Thots!
I used the standard wood nail bit to cut drywall yesterday with the osc tool
Like a hot knife through butter...



I was like.. fuck it.
It was amazeballs..

cu2wagon

:Faceinhands:

You big dummy. He said "sell the V and get what you want"...

Was talking to the other CuckLord, DeerMeat.

FFS

cu2wagon

But you get +1 internets point for remembering the "loosers" bit... I forgot about that.

cu2wagon

You'll fit right in with the cuck scene...

"Nah man, I'm good. You fuck her, I'll just watch over here; I'm not really into V anymore. But lemme suck yo dick when you're done."
--tacoballs, in a few weeks probably.

Majofo

Oh.. thanks for quoting FJ.. had this looser on ignore missed the edit

I have no idea what your point is here, but she commutes in it.
So yes, even she has bigger balls than you. Yuuuuugeee.

Majofo

and just to be clear... I'm not suggesting Taco get a V..
He made an excuse for not getting a V.. I didn't say shit.
Psychoanalyze that ladiboi

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

is it :ghey: if it tastes like V?

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I bet that 2.0t on some stage 2+ is more than enough fun for a daily...better on gas too.
just hard to not get the nice seats and everything else that comes with the S4.

Majofo

J that homo who like.. I was up in the V once...

Majofo

Meanwhile....

rockstar143

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lulz...says the guy with zero video or photographic proof of any hoonage and brags about getting 50K miles out of his rear tires but claims to go sideways and totally dominate the V on his grocery runs to the bodega. !
puhleazeeee...

Majofo

Meanwhile.. sometime in past futures.. somewhere in Edmonton... driven by huge Taco..