The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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You know what pisses me off.
I work in a semi brand new building. 3 years old, and I have to go to the building next door to get reception when I take a shit...
It's so annoying!
I work in a semi brand new building. 3 years old, and I have to go to the building next door to get reception when I take a shit...
It's so annoying!
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I don't know what the Honda designers were thinking when they decided to make the 10th gen Accord.
I didn't like the look of the Pilot, but it grew on me. I honestly don't think the 10th gen Accord will. I'll take the new Camry over it..
I didn't like the look of the Pilot, but it grew on me. I honestly don't think the 10th gen Accord will. I'll take the new Camry over it..
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The Accord is a bit out there... I'm hoping it grows on me. There have been plenty of ugly Accords over the last 20 years though, save for the 9th gen. That thing was really well done.
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9/9.5 Gen is nice.
That's why I bought my 9.5 gen.
I liked my wife's 9th gen when we had it.
I mean I could have went with a 9.5 gen Touring, but all those extra features really didn't matter to me.
That's why I bought my 9.5 gen.
I liked my wife's 9th gen when we had it.
I mean I could have went with a 9.5 gen Touring, but all those extra features really didn't matter to me.
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Here is the Car and Driver link:
Lightning Lap 2006?2017 Historical Data: Every Lap Time, Every Car | Feature | Car and Driver
Lightning Lap 2006?2017 Historical Data: Every Lap Time, Every Car | Feature | Car and Driver
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This dude robbed a bank the other month and was caught a couple weeks ago....
For some reason, the security camera picture makes me laugh.
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Dude slipped a note through the glass.....
The teller were like, get the fuck out of here and dude ran off.
Must be some kind of stupid.
I'm like are you trying to rob the bank or trying to flirt with the teller.
The teller were like, get the fuck out of here and dude ran off.
Must be some kind of stupid.
I'm like are you trying to rob the bank or trying to flirt with the teller.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Vuck if I know. But I'd be heading that way if Irma was about to spank my ass.
So is LA
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so he didn't actually rob the bank... just left a note
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
You know what pisses me off.
I work in a semi brand new building. 3 years old, and I have to go to the building next door to get reception when I take a shit...
It's so annoying!
I work in a semi brand new building. 3 years old, and I have to go to the building next door to get reception when I take a shit...
It's so annoying!
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thats why tmobile bought that radio frequency to penetrate buildings
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gtfo.. the new Pilot is the ugliest fucking thing ever.
idc about performance of it.. shit
idc about performance of it.. shit
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how you gon half ass a robbery
plus that clerk should be fired
plus that clerk should be fired
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"there ain't no such thing as halfway crooks" except for that guy.
But fuck that guy.
No really, <slips note over> "you wan som fuk? []Yes []No"
But fuck that guy.
No really, <slips note over> "you wan som fuk? []Yes []No"
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I should have said tried to rob the bank.
He was unsuccessful.
Oh I left out on major piece to the puzzle.
The dude lives across the street from the bank he tried to rob.
There was a bank robbery last year at a Chase bank.
Dude walks in says he has a gun, gets money from the teller. Runs out, dude has no car, bicycle or anything. The dumbass goes grocery shopping at the grocery store in the same parking lot as the bank. The cameras picked him up walking into the grocery store.
Police swarm into the store and arrest him right there.
He was unsuccessful.
Oh I left out on major piece to the puzzle.
The dude lives across the street from the bank he tried to rob.
There was a bank robbery last year at a Chase bank.
Dude walks in says he has a gun, gets money from the teller. Runs out, dude has no car, bicycle or anything. The dumbass goes grocery shopping at the grocery store in the same parking lot as the bank. The cameras picked him up walking into the grocery store.
Police swarm into the store and arrest him right there.
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
I should have said tried to rob the bank.
He was unsuccessful.
Oh I left out on major piece to the puzzle.
The dude lives across the street from the bank he tried to rob.
There was a bank robbery last year at a Chase bank.
Dude walks in says he has a gun, gets money from the teller. Runs out, dude has no car, bicycle or anything. The dumbass goes grocery shopping at the grocery store in the same parking lot as the bank. The cameras picked him up walking into the grocery store.
Police swarm into the store and arrest him right there.
He was unsuccessful.
Oh I left out on major piece to the puzzle.
The dude lives across the street from the bank he tried to rob.
There was a bank robbery last year at a Chase bank.
Dude walks in says he has a gun, gets money from the teller. Runs out, dude has no car, bicycle or anything. The dumbass goes grocery shopping at the grocery store in the same parking lot as the bank. The cameras picked him up walking into the grocery store.
Police swarm into the store and arrest him right there.
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Probably illiterate.
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Don't make fun ladiboi.
He's "differently abled"
He's "differently abled"
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I mean fuck.. rob a bank to buy groceries.. ain't right.
It ain't not excuse but damn..
He gon be eating that booty like groceries now tho.
Hope he bought jelly.. at least some gravy.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Probably illiterate.
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Probation, behave yourself.....
Over in Richmond they're paying criminals to behave themselves. WTF...
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Fuck, must I spoon feed you guys.
its Illuminati, not illiterate.
its Illuminati, not illiterate.
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Three legs...
Illumitnadi cofrimred.
Illumitnadi cofrimred.
Safety Car
So Car and Driver tests cars at the Virginia International Raceway track... in Virginia (in case that wasn't obvious ). Turns out the 2017 Civic Si ended up just barely outrunning the s2000 CR.
Honda, you done good. Now if only your designers weren't playing with transformers and dropping acid at the same time...
Honda, you done good. Now if only your designers weren't playing with transformers and dropping acid at the same time...
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I don't know who had the bright idea to only make 2 stalls on each floor. We have 2 buildings walking distance with 3 floors on each. (3 more buildings that are walking distance, but you would shit your pants before getting to it) I don't know where the fuck the bathrooms on the 2nd floor are. So I can't count them.
So literally we have 6 stalls for 600+ people. I could not find a stall to shit in, everyone was dropping the kids off at school this morning.
TMI
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So literally we have 6 stalls for 600+ people. I could not find a stall to shit in, everyone was dropping the kids off at school this morning.
TMI
/rant
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One of our bathrooms has like 10 stalls and 8 urinals.. and there's an adjacent bathroom next to it too..
Probably 40-50 stalls between them. It's fucking awesome. Most of our bathrooms have 4-5 stalls though same config..
Sucks to suck.
Probably 40-50 stalls between them. It's fucking awesome. Most of our bathrooms have 4-5 stalls though same config..
Sucks to suck.
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I'd just shit in the ladies room
#equality
#equality
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#genderqueer
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Supposedly, someone decided to shit in their office at my old Department.
Janitor found it, person got 5 day suspension.....
This is gubermint, we don't dismiss people unless they killed 2+ more people.
Janitor found it, person got 5 day suspension.....
This is gubermint, we don't dismiss people unless they killed 2+ more people.
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They shit... in their own office?
I understand if they shit in someone else's office.. butt their own?!?!?
That motherfucker going to kill 2+ people
I understand if they shit in someone else's office.. butt their own?!?!?
That motherfucker going to kill 2+ people
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This is gubermint.
We had an agent who left her gun on the back of the toilet at LAX (mind you one of the busiest fucking Airports) Airport was closed down for 2 hours trying to figure out who the gun belonged to.
Pay reduction for 3 months. TF.
Left the ammo container unlocked at the job site, played stupid like. "Oh, who left that open, I wonder who did that." Come to find out it was her.
Pay reduction 6 months.....
Guess what, she still works for the Department as an Agent. We are in great hands.
We had an agent who left her gun on the back of the toilet at LAX (mind you one of the busiest fucking Airports) Airport was closed down for 2 hours trying to figure out who the gun belonged to.
Pay reduction for 3 months. TF.
Left the ammo container unlocked at the job site, played stupid like. "Oh, who left that open, I wonder who did that." Come to find out it was her.
Pay reduction 6 months.....
Guess what, she still works for the Department as an Agent. We are in great hands.
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I have stories for days. The best one yet.
Guy and girl both married to other people who don't work for the Department, was busted fucking in front of the batting cages, in a car, with the chicks son in the back seat...
No common sense, take kid into the batting cages then go to car and fuck....
Guy and girl both married to other people who don't work for the Department, was busted fucking in front of the batting cages, in a car, with the chicks son in the back seat...
No common sense, take kid into the batting cages then go to car and fuck....
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Also, in Downtown Sacramento, if you want to see action or get action, just go to the top floor (right before it becomes uncovered) of the parking garages, but I repeat, GO TO THE FLOOR BEFORE IT OPENS, unlike most stupid cheating gubermit employees who go to the top top floor and fuck and then are seen from people above them in buildings.
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I like to eat viagra and ex-lax, together.
That way I'm always cumming and going at the same time.
That way I'm always cumming and going at the same time.
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