Actually, because of the all the BS with photobucket that was the first set of phone pics I uploaded to flickr ever.
but yes, testicles are a must.

 

But as a cuck, how do you keep track of who has your testicles in their purse?

 

it don't matter because testicles are no longer...

 

Man I was super worried one of the other cars was going to be gone when I opened this thread. Glad to see they both stayed. Congrats on the beater pickup. I think you could repair that and might even be able to flip for a profit depending on what you paid if you can pickup some parts at a junk yard.

 

J is such a smart guy.

He went to go look at a beater car, it's an Audi.

Says he's not interested and seller is like, "please, please do my wife while I watch" and J's like "I don't know man, I'm not really into that scene"

And then the seller is all: "what if I pay you to do her while I watch? I'll give you this car..."

And that's how J met yer mum. And got an Audi. The circle of life.

The cuck circle of life.

Audi has four circles. Cuck has four letters.

THAT'S WHY! :mindblown.png/doc/.guff:

 

Needs a sticker.. A3 > A4 Stage II

 

you motherfuckers...
FJ...you make me laugh hard.
MattJoe...you make me hard, laugh.

it's an A6 btw...if it's who you're reefering to.

watching a grill on ebay like a mofo...oem, lightly used...probably biggest expense on this car will be that but visually it's the only thing that makes the car look "bad" from the outside.

J.

 

Sliver Metal Logo Emblem Badge A3 A4 A5 A6 S3 S4 RS4 TT Q7 Quattro AUDI S LINE | eBay


For Audi RS 4 3D Rear Trunk Emblem Badge A4 S4 RS4 B5 B7 B8 Quattro S Line | eBay


Pair Alloy S Line Sline Door Lock Cover Sticker Badge Self ADHESIVE For Audi s67 | eBay


Audi Black SuperCharged Side Fender Marker Logo Emblem Badge Sticker Decoration | eBay

 

Says he's a soft A6".. really a hard A4"
bc his FUPA

 

gonna need that sportdiff emblem too bosu

 

dude, you got me fuckin rollin right now...
hahahahahaha...
yesterday, after some stupid azz comment, b was like, well, your gf is a lot prettier than me.
made me feel bad for her. I was like, I never compare you.

Bro...stage II ECS tune with downpipe will get me 323 ft/lb brooooo...
on an 11 year old german car with 185k miles! Do it?

 

Is this the spurt diff sticker you mean?

 

lmao...
yes!

 

She wants your dickA3"

 

Seriously though.. just tell B that Z is the best looking girl in your life. And she's a part of that.
Then show her you softhard A3

 

although.. Z got your looks..

 

and not just from a looks perspective. It's more attitude/personality ..

but I haven't met new J yet

 

thots is after your girl mang

 

LOL...
you have no idea just how true that is.
Apparently we're both in high demand.
haha...
I just want B to feel good about herself. She made us a cute ass kid and is a good person even if she's had a rough time and hasn't been super classy about things lately.
but again, not my problem anymore.

Thank goodness!!!

 

you got to meet B?

 

word on the street is B pegged ladiboi.. and J watched.

 

Thus started the search for an Audi...

 

what's fuked up is how your brain thought of all that... and what's even more f'ed is that i was able to follow all that... we are going to hell...

 

This is our safe place.

 

It's written in the Annals of Acurazine
It's self-explanatory really
That was just for the n00bs

 

Audizine you mean?

 

I stopped wearing a safety pin
Because it wasn't very safe
Badumtisss

btw.. my coworker had a safety pin on months back
I asked wtfisthatshit (she's a millennial)
She poorly explained safeshitbullcrap

I laughed..
She didn't wear it after
Matt is not your safe place..

 

You clearly haven't read our Annals.. go to 3G TL
Read all the Ramblings threads there.. The official ones.. We're on V now.
Come back when you're done.. or 90.. whichever comes first.

 

yeah...

okay...so far budget build for project round and brown:
$11 on bulbs so I can hopefully make the dash warnings stop. Damn thing does a full diagnostic and SPELLS IT OUT...bulb out picture then "DRIVER REAR PARKING BULB OUT" " LICENSE PLATE BULB OUT" DRIVER BRAKE BULB OUT" I'm like GOT IT, Hitler!

anddddd...just won an S line A3 oem grill for $110 shipped. Not bad, it has the USDM plate mount on it, which I don't want but I think I can either remove it, or order a custom "I love my Labradoodle" plate for that.

 

 

his name is ladiboi... get it right, it's embarrassing...

 

 

LMAO...
CTSVZine,
S2KZine,
Audizine...
I get to keep all my accounts!

 

Except this one..
Someone utag Ron A

 

I thought it was supposed to say "I love my Libra Doods"

 

wrong mojo... remember we are all mods here because we don't drive acuras.... so he get super megatron status...

 

 

 

Okay, nevermind the grill I bought for $110 shipped...


it had the ugly ass US plate holder which I hate...then I looked up what the delete would cost and it was gonna run me more than this other s line that already came with it for "buy it now" at $220.
Cancelled and ordered that one.
To flip it, the prettier it is when I'm done, the more profit. Plus, don't wanna be penny wise and pound foolish.

 

What's the other one look like?