The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
07-05-2016, 12:43 PM
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You haven't shit since Saturday? 
07-05-2016, 01:12 PM
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No... I go make sin-waste once a month like everyone else. Why?
07-05-2016, 01:23 PM
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07-05-2016, 01:27 PM
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07-05-2016, 01:33 PM
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Dammit, Thoiboi, girls don't poop! Ever!!
07-05-2016, 01:33 PM
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:seppuku:
07-05-2016, 01:34 PM
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Been hanging in Mystery Meat's topics too much, i'm joining him at his level..
07-05-2016, 01:34 PM
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07-05-2016, 01:37 PM
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The, "must wear a helmet all the time" level.
07-05-2016, 01:39 PM
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Back.
07-05-2016, 01:39 PM
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The "be careful, coffee hot you dumbfuck" level
07-05-2016, 01:40 PM
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Hey Yummy! Good Morning! 
07-05-2016, 01:44 PM
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07-05-2016, 01:45 PM
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ever heard of freezer burn..?!?!
or when you touch dry ice
must we explain EVERYTHING?!?!?
or when you touch dry ice
must we explain EVERYTHING?!?!?
07-05-2016, 01:46 PM
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07-05-2016, 01:46 PM
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Oh, hey Brother!
07-05-2016, 01:46 PM
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07-05-2016, 01:47 PM
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07-05-2016, 01:53 PM
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But... I know a few people who *should* use their genitals to stop a chainsaw blade. For humanity.
07-05-2016, 01:53 PM
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we need a time machine so that their parents could have done the same.
07-05-2016, 01:54 PM
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Looking at you Kardashians.. 
07-05-2016, 01:58 PM
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07-05-2016, 01:58 PM
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07-05-2016, 01:59 PM
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07-05-2016, 01:59 PM
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07-05-2016, 02:00 PM
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07-05-2016, 02:01 PM
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Have you seent the new Jenners.. they're just as bad...
07-05-2016, 02:03 PM
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Hmm. I didn't know those were a thing. 
07-05-2016, 02:04 PM
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Guess you're not......
keeping up with the kardashians!
https://lovelace-media.imgix.net/getty/474247615.jpg?
I'm going to go jump off a bridge now
keeping up with the kardashians!
https://lovelace-media.imgix.net/getty/474247615.jpg?
I'm going to go jump off a bridge now
07-05-2016, 02:12 PM
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Punny. Very punny.
Maybe you could ask your buddy Jason Statham to roundhouse kick you off a bridge like he used to do in his TV show, "Walker, Texas Ranger".
Maybe you could ask your buddy Jason Statham to roundhouse kick you off a bridge like he used to do in his TV show, "Walker, Texas Ranger".
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07-05-2016, 02:14 PM
#2591
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you've upset the all mighty, Chuck Norris! 
07-05-2016, 02:14 PM
#2592
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no
no.
don't acknowledge it.
i should be killed for that joke. if Majofo were here, i would be already.
no.
don't acknowledge it.
i should be killed for that joke. if Majofo were here, i would be already.
07-05-2016, 02:26 PM
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Wow, those are scary-looking nails.
07-05-2016, 02:31 PM
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Yumcha, I had authentic Chinese food on Saturday and it was wonderful! Who knew that ginger beef and sweet and sour pork could be so delicious!
No, but for real, Wifey and I went to a place called Noodle Feast. Small place. We walk in, and it's jam packed. Of the 40 people in their, 4 were white. And they were with other Asians. Wifey and I were the only all white table
Food was to die for. Super delicious. If you're ever in town, check it out!
No, but for real, Wifey and I went to a place called Noodle Feast. Small place. We walk in, and it's jam packed. Of the 40 people in their, 4 were white. And they were with other Asians. Wifey and I were the only all white table
Food was to die for. Super delicious. If you're ever in town, check it out!
07-05-2016, 02:34 PM
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Yumcha, I had authentic Chinese food on Saturday and it was wonderful! Who knew that ginger beef and sweet and sour pork could be so delicious!
No, but for real, Wifey and I went to a place called Noodle Feast. Small place. We walk in, and it's jam packed. Of the 40 people in their, 4 were white. And they were with other Asians. Wifey and I were the only all white table
Food was to die for. Super delicious. If you're ever in town, check it out!
No, but for real, Wifey and I went to a place called Noodle Feast. Small place. We walk in, and it's jam packed. Of the 40 people in their, 4 were white. And they were with other Asians. Wifey and I were the only all white table
Food was to die for. Super delicious. If you're ever in town, check it out!
NICE! Google of the menu shows that they are a northern-Chinese noodle shop...where the noodles are made in-house. NICE. One of the dishes I really enjoy is just the plain noodle bowl with nothing else except for some flavoring and onions. Many noodle-type shops offer this very simplistic and carbtastic bowl...but, it's just great. The alternative of the beef brisket noodle is also a worthy try.
What did you and the First Lady have?
07-05-2016, 02:35 PM
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NICE! Google of the menu shows that they are a northern-Chinese noodle shop...where the noodles are made in-house. NICE. One of the dishes I really enjoy is just the plain noodle bowl with nothing else except for some flavoring and onions. Many noodle-type shops offer this very simplistic and carbtastic bowl...but, it's just great. The alternative of the beef brisket noodle is also a worthy try.
What did you and the First Lady have?
07-05-2016, 02:36 PM
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On Canada Day, the wife and I actually went for dimsum...our first time in a RONG time...maybe 2+ years now? We enjoy the "brunch" but always find that we're tanked for the rest of day...the combination of salt, oil, and grease probably is what does us in.
But, it was still a nice treat. Had some tendon, chicken feet, chive-shrimp dumplings (steamed and panfried), radish cakes, and sticky rice. And cha, of course...have to have cha...albeit, it was not the best cha.
"brunch" but always find that we're tanked for the rest of day...the combination of salt, oil, and grease probably is what does us in. But, it was still a nice treat. Had some tendon, chicken feet, chive-shrimp dumplings (steamed and panfried), radish cakes, and sticky rice. And cha, of course...have to have cha...albeit, it was not the best cha.
07-05-2016, 02:36 PM
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Taco, did they tell you that you couldn't order anything with bones in it because you'd choke?
07-05-2016, 02:37 PM
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07-05-2016, 02:39 PM
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Cantonese dry noodle with bbq pork is my shit 
It's a mixed Canto/Viet dish that's one of my favorite foods to eat hands down. usually paired with a bowl of pork broth 
That or zhajiangmien
fuck now i want some asian food...
It's a mixed Canto/Viet dish that's one of my favorite foods to eat hands down. usually paired with a bowl of pork broth That or zhajiangmien
fuck now i want some asian food..
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