How do you explain the, eh-um, "Lotion" on her arm?

 

 

Thats sexy


I'm preppin' wife's Prius for the weekend meet.

 

That's recockuless/

 

he should of just left.. why sit there like an idiot?

looks good!


this is a luxury meet not a wimpy pri-ass one



so worked on the car leveling it out.. finally got it done.. and i must say it corners like it should =) finally!!

 

Because Pussy.
Why did I marry my second wife? Pussy. Why did I put up with that redhead who drank too much and tossed a shot of Jägermeister in my face? Pussy. Why fight about oil/minerals in the mid-east? So we can drive nice cars and get more PUSSY.

 

Isn't $28k Prius luxury enough?

Finally you got that coils tuned in after all that effort.

 

Could be worse, you could have bought the Accord plug-in-Hybrid.
$40,000 after discounts, tax credits and incentives.

 

does it have heated leather? if the answer is no then its not luxury enough

ya only took 2 years to figure it out.. need new front tires now.. hopefully will have them on saturday morning.. looks like we might squeek by with out any rain saturday too

 

You could have just run my tires that were worn on the outside edge and evened out the treadwear...



They are still sitting in the backyard, I can't bare to throw them out, even though they are now useless.

 

ill show you a pick of mine later.. mine are way worse.. why not list it on craigslist for 20$?

 

Heated seats have no luxury value. My dads Subaru outback has heated seats and its far from luxury.

TSX isn't luxury either, just a nice euro accord or a nice civic in the US sorry Brando, 'tis truth.

 

^ youre ruining the factor =) besides its considered a entry level luxury vehicle

 

^Be carefull, you wouldn't want to upset any hippies in the 'Official HOUSTON thread'

I hear that Austin is a little like Portland, 'sept for the strippers.

Wait, "Sugar’s Cabaret" might actually include the full deal, if the money is right.

sadly, there is no "chicks with dicks" club.

 

haha. TSX was a entry level luxury when it was first released, but that level went up quite a bit for the whole industry. even civic comes in leather with heated seats these days.


isn't Sugars closed or banned because of that back door deal?

 

I recal my buddy was super impressed when he heard about our court decision about leud acts being O.K.'d as freedom of expression. Little did he know that the only girls having sex with themselves on stage were soooo f'n ugly, no one would be tossing $$$$$ on the stage to see it.

 

we can say we have the only vegetarian strip club in the state and i think the 2nd on the west coast when it started up.. its no more then half a mile from my work too.. seen a few of the girls going there to work and they are not that great looking either

 

Funny, I've heard of that place before but never bothered to seek it out.
I say we host a BBQ, standing right over the flaming burgers on the grill, then go in to the joint smelling like we just cooked a cute little bunny (alive) and order a mixed drink garnished with a deep-fried bacon-wrapped olive.

Fucking hippies


I just can't wait to see this chick naked.

 

Dammit, I was all fired up to go...Then I bought a bag of Pork Rinds out of the vending machine...Now I need a nap.

 

too much food in general makes me sleepy.. metabolism sucks! haha

 

Great excuse to leave early and hit the couch...must stop at Taco Balls on the way home.

I think the sun has dampened my work attitude.

 

I didn't know Chris was a transvestite, that explains so much.

 

 

That's not what you were saying last night

 

bummer news messed up on half my carbon part =( so looks like my unveil is only going to be a partial one

 

^That is sad news.

I had dreamed I bought another 911 last night. Sadly, this morning the only Turbo in my garage was an RDX.

Searching for a new avatar, all this tranny talk has me worried. Time for some real men.

 

^ haha that movie is classic.. cant wait to see part 2

 

Holy cow. I forgot that is coming out this Christmas. Can't f'n wait!!!

 

i dont know why i have a little giggle after seeing this http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/excur...beverly-hills/ I also think there is more to this story then what the bike rider says..

 

Wow, It's gonna be a tough one to call. After-all, "...reports that the bicyclist, who was not seriously injured, told police that he had fought with the driver earlier in the day. The bicyclist punched the driver in the face,...”

Self defense.

 

reminds me of the brazil thing when that guy went through a whole group of them

 

Found my old dyno video while browsing for Apexi WS2 on TSX. haha. Back in the days when TorqueFreaks was still in business.

 

should of kept your old car =)

 

 

at the 503 motoring meet instead of ours??

 

At least I have a legit excuse.

 

haha free booze is hard to turn down i guess right? =)

 

Bad deal all around, booze will not sooth my pain on this one.

My first clue she was digging hard was the fact that they are NOT going to live together.
She's keeping her apartment. I mean C'mon, why would you get married then? Living apart makes her a girlfriend, not a wife. What, does she come over just to make him a sandwich?

 

and who says women dont have it easy??

 

At this point I see an estate battle coming between myself, my sister and mother and the new bride as well as the church ('cause I'm sure they'll want a piece of the action too). Might as well write off any plans for that inheritance.