Nice camouflage.

 

Reminds me of when a couple of my friends in college went home for summer break. Their mom started going through their boxes looking for stuff to clean/wash. She found their bong, washed it, and put it on the counter. When they woke up and went to the kitchen, there it was. She commented what a strange looking vase it was.

 

^^Wasnt that a movie???

 

Maybe, but I know it happened with my friends. Their parents were beyond naive...really, really nice people, though.

 

Now I remember.
it happened in Grandma's Boy.

haha but your story sounds funny nonetheless!!

 

All I could think about was Grandma's boy when I saw the title of this thread.

 

^

I kind of did a combination of and

 

Whats a vase?

 

 

You can also use a dildo as a candle holder....

 

^^ ahhhhh!

 

and you would have a dildo because??

 

You have so much to learn...

 

Can you read?

 

 

Haha. Nice.

 

If its true about short term memory you would forget where you put it

 

Priceless

 

.... have a whole collection....