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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 05:58 PM
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You know what else would be nice...

A girl that doesn't expect me to be macho and a pussy at the same time.

You know kills me that in today's day and age is that so many women want us men to cry with them during a sad chick flick and understand when their girlfriend breaks up with her boyfriend of 3 and a half years, but at the same time we're supposed to be able to protect them from bad people and the physique of someone capable of winning the superbowl all while still having dinner on the table by six.

You know what that's complete crap. The reality of the situation is this. YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING.

Most of the guys that don't like chick flicks don't give a crap about your friend, they just want sex. They don't care if you had a bad day beyond the fact that they know if they don't cheer you up they're not getting sex. They don't care if your cat got loose because they finally don't have to listen to the cat choking up a hairball during sex.

Most of the guys that DO like chick flicks aren't manly and are not going to go beat the crap out of the guy that said something awful about your cousin's uncle's neighbor's mother. They aren't ripped piles of muscle that will make you feel like a lady damsel in distress. In fact, they probably are the damsel in distress.

Most of us guys are somewhere in the middle, and the sooner the women realize that they too are somewhere in the middle the sooner we can all coexist and I'll "lower my standards" and not force my girlfriend to like anime and video games as long as she likes freaky safe sex.
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 06:38 PM
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Amen brotha!
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 09:54 PM
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Nothing wrong with having high standards.
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Old Jan 11, 2007 | 10:18 PM
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Just learn to fuck better.
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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 10:31 AM
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I'm guessing you are in the middle then. Not really a cryer, but not planning on hunting big game with your bare hands anytime soon.

Find a way to explain to her that you are not a cryer. It doesn't mean that you don't feel anything. Just be prepared to hear her ask after every chick flick or conversation...."how do you feel."
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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Pull_T
Just learn to fuck better.
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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 11:55 AM
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Ehh aren't you stereotyping a lil too much? Not all meat heads are totally insensitive, and not all guys that like chick flicks are complete bitches.

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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by CUNextTuesday
Ehh aren't you stereotyping a lil too much? Not all meat heads are totally insensitive, and not all guys that like chick flicks are complete bitches.

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I didn't say all.
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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by aesir11
have to listen to the cat choking up a hairball during sex.
This is awfully annoying though.
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