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Old 11-09-2003, 10:26 PM
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Would you eat dookie for a piece of naynay?

When I was reading this http://www.acura-cl.com/forums/showt...hreadid=120566

I started wondering...

Would you eat shit to bang the woman of your dreams?

I don't think there is a girl on this planet I would eat shit to have sex with.
Old 11-09-2003, 11:08 PM
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oh hell no. You would have to be one sick person to do so. Even thinking about it makes me cringe
Old 11-09-2003, 11:22 PM
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What a fucking stupid thread, ibtl
Old 11-09-2003, 11:42 PM
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only if it was fresh dog poo poo
Old 11-10-2003, 12:44 AM
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only if i could kiss her right afterward
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How much would you have to eat? lol
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i would taste poo or lick it to sleep with the girl of my dreams...then i would Dirty Sanchez her.
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Eat shit? No.
Old 11-10-2003, 05:29 AM
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Not I.
Old 11-10-2003, 06:09 AM
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in before the lock..i dont think anyone would...
Old 11-10-2003, 06:22 AM
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Originally posted by Repo1234
How much would you have to eat? lol
Old 11-10-2003, 06:38 AM
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If I could be assured that it wouldn't kill me, and I could wait until it had dried, yes. And I would require the whole event be taped for future enjoyment.
Old 11-10-2003, 06:40 AM
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Originally posted by Always Dirty
If I could be assured that it wouldn't kill me, and I could wait until it had dried, yes. And I would require the whole event be taped for future enjoyment.
Im pretty sure you meant tape the ass-waxing but the way you typed it it seems like you wanted to tape the turd-munching
Old 11-10-2003, 06:46 AM
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Why not get it all. It's not like my grandkids will believe that I did either without proof...
Old 11-10-2003, 07:48 AM
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Ain't no bitch shit worth eatin just to fuck.
Old 11-10-2003, 07:54 AM
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HELL NO...I'd rather jerk the gherkin.
Old 11-10-2003, 08:25 AM
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i wouldn't even have a bitch fart in my face so u know my answer.
Old 11-10-2003, 08:36 AM
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not unless it was miracle shit that gave u eternal life.
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There is definitely NO woman hot enough for that.
Old 11-10-2003, 09:02 AM
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It can't be that bad - just throw it in a bun with some steak sauce and before you know it you're balls deep in the girl of your dreams. Where do I sign up?
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Originally posted by Always Dirty
It can't be that bad - just throw it in a bun with some steak sauce and before you know it you're balls deep in the girl of your dreams. Where do I sign up?
Well, your name says it all.
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I've had a lot of gross things in my mouth at various points in my life - other people's vomit, bugs, a dead mouse, etc. - this wouldn't be a very big step for me.
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Hell no!!
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Old 11-10-2003, 10:28 AM
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Don't IBTL my threads fags!

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This is like a classic "what would you do for $10 million" question and I'll give the same reply I give to that....I don;t know.

I would say no way, but I;d imagine it's a different story if you put the naked bitch and plate of poo infront of me.
Old 11-10-2003, 10:42 AM
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Originally posted by Pull_T
This is like a classic "what would you do for $10 million" question and I'll give the same reply I give to that....I don;t know.

I would say no way, but I;d imagine it's a different story if you put the naked bitch and plate of poo infront of me.
Well, I'm not exactly saying you'd have to savor the juices of marinated poop. Just a mouthful swallowed. Fear Factor-esque.

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Old 11-10-2003, 11:15 AM
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Old 11-10-2003, 11:26 AM
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Originally posted by amisconception
Well, I'm not exactly saying you'd have to savor the juices of marinated poop. Just a mouthful swallowed. Fear Factor-esque.

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OK, as Regis would say...here's my final answer:

I would under the following terms:

- only one good solid mouthful
- A good faith attempt would "count" even if I hurled it right up or something of that nature
- I get a toothbrush and some Scope after



I ate Lutefisk one time, so surely I could eat some feces to bang the "woman of my dreams"
Old 11-10-2003, 12:09 PM
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I'll do it without the scope, just give me a shot of pee to rinse out with.
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What is lutefiskl?
Old 11-10-2003, 12:27 PM
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Originally posted by Gilgamesh
What is lutefiskl?
Dried cod soaked in lye.
Old 11-10-2003, 12:40 PM
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Mmmmm....lye.
Old 11-10-2003, 01:09 PM
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what the fuck is wrong with all you dip shits??

my poop tasts like chicken i love it!! nothing like a good hot lump of shit, it also has lots of protien in it. its also great when you get that shit all over your mouth and tell some fucken slut that its a candy bar and asking if she wants to lick some off your mouth. damn poop is the shity. i would take it over a stake. whats wrong with you 1920s niggafaces ???
Old 11-10-2003, 02:04 PM
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how bout for 10 million???? i would
Old 11-10-2003, 04:07 PM
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Shit if someone put 1 millions dollars infront of you and said if you eat one mouthful of shit for the money.
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$10Gs....
Old 11-10-2003, 05:02 PM
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playboys wtf??? you are all being a bunch of hoorats, i would do it for free wouldnt you?

come on, who doesnt enjoy a good warm piece of shit in their mouth? nothing like a hot lump of fresh poop

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