Who here has the best girlfriend?
07-26-2004, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by patrick
It works, but you gotta be careful (immigration dept. is well aware of these plans)...I do believe you have to stay married for a certain period of time, and if a divorce occurs before then, you are financially and legally responsible for your "ex-spouse". Check your immigration laws on all the fine print! 
07-28-2004, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by tlguy99
Oh yeah we ran into that problem in another thread. It does get alittle confusing!!
07-28-2004, 01:53 PM
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What your problem is?
Originally Posted by uncleb
plus, i TRUST her....
...yes, i said i TRUST her
...yes, i said i TRUST her
but I got rep points for your whooped ass.... 'I trust her'... that is the funniest shit i ever heard...
07-28-2004, 03:44 PM
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^^haha, hey, females is the sneakiest things out there....i don't trust em worth shit, not w/ my $$, my car, nothin....except this one
whooped ass......yes, i am
whooped ass......yes, i am
07-28-2004, 04:47 PM
#49
What your problem is?
Originally Posted by uncleb
^^haha, hey, females is the sneakiest things out there....i don't trust em worth shit, not w/ my $$, my car, nothin....except this one
whooped ass......yes, i am
whooped ass......yes, i am
Originally Posted by uncleb
^^that was gay....just pay no mind to it
Just fuckin' with you guy.... hahahaha...
no, seriously, your gay.... hahhahahaha...
07-30-2004, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by indoMFP
Holy shit, are you serious??? All I have to do is marry a bitch, bring her here and then divorce her ass?? and I get like $10k??? Dude, I am doing this....
07-30-2004, 11:21 AM
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What your problem is?
Originally Posted by garylee55
So, when you get a divorce, she takes you for everything you got...yeah, that'll work
08-02-2004, 10:56 AM
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tlguy99,
Did you ever stop and think WHY she wants a three-some?
1 - She's testing you
2 - She's tired of you
3 - She's bisexual
OK, so #3 is cool, but do your homework before you get into something like this. There's been mountains of stuff posted on the web about guys who get all excited about a three-some only to find it was the beginning of the end of their relationship.
Sorry to rain on your parade, just being the voice of reason.
Did you ever stop and think WHY she wants a three-some?
1 - She's testing you
2 - She's tired of you
3 - She's bisexual
OK, so #3 is cool, but do your homework before you get into something like this. There's been mountains of stuff posted on the web about guys who get all excited about a three-some only to find it was the beginning of the end of their relationship.
Sorry to rain on your parade, just being the voice of reason.
08-03-2004, 06:46 PM
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I HAVE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND
1. Shes Gorgeous
2. She cooks me pasta on a regular basis
3. Im the only person shes ever had sex with
4. She gives great blow jobs.
5. She insists on paying 1/2 the time we do anything cuz her family is so rich.
6. Did i mention her family is rich?
7. She never does drugs, but she will smoke pot with me.
8. She dances like she was possessed by a sex goddess.
9. She has tried to fight girls who have hit on me at parties (which i kept her from doing)
Beat that!!
1. Shes Gorgeous
2. She cooks me pasta on a regular basis
3. Im the only person shes ever had sex with
4. She gives great blow jobs.
5. She insists on paying 1/2 the time we do anything cuz her family is so rich.
6. Did i mention her family is rich?
7. She never does drugs, but she will smoke pot with me.
8. She dances like she was possessed by a sex goddess.
9. She has tried to fight girls who have hit on me at parties (which i kept her from doing)
Beat that!!
08-04-2004, 09:40 AM
#58
What your problem is?
Originally Posted by cali TL
I HAVE THE BEST GIRLFRIEND
1. Shes Gorgeous
2. She cooks me pasta on a regular basis
3. Im the only person shes ever had sex with
4. She gives great blow jobs.
5. She insists on paying 1/2 the time we do anything cuz her family is so rich.
6. Did i mention her family is rich?
7. She never does drugs, but she will smoke pot with me.
8. She dances like she was possessed by a sex goddess.
9. She has tried to fight girls who have hit on me at parties (which i kept her from doing)
Beat that!!
1. Shes Gorgeous
2. She cooks me pasta on a regular basis
3. Im the only person shes ever had sex with
4. She gives great blow jobs.
5. She insists on paying 1/2 the time we do anything cuz her family is so rich.
6. Did i mention her family is rich?
7. She never does drugs, but she will smoke pot with me.
8. She dances like she was possessed by a sex goddess.
9. She has tried to fight girls who have hit on me at parties (which i kept her from doing)
Beat that!!
She never does drugs, but she smokes pot with you???? That sounds like drug use to me, guy..... :fingerfawk:
How does her family being rich make her the best..... :fingerfawk:
She has tried to fight girls and your dumbass stopped her??? Is this guy nuts??? :fingerfawk:
But I think we have found a winner...... Damn, CaliTL got this one.... now tell your girl to get out my hotel room.....
08-04-2004, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by indoMFP
But I think we have found a winner...... Damn, CaliTL got this one.... now tell your girl to get out my hotel room.....
08-04-2004, 02:41 PM
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What your problem is?
Originally Posted by thsiao
08-04-2004, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by indoMFP
wtf??? you mean NO, I should not have declared a winner or NO that i should not get him to get his girl to leave my hotel room????
Reason number 10.
When the money is low, she will go and turn tricks with rich lonely desis. :fingerfawk:
08-23-2004, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Natismati
my gf sucks ass she doesnt do shit, someone please help me i dont know how to get rid of her without breaking her heart. shes madly in love with me.not that shes ugly but i dont know whatever help! shes like 5'6 green eyes dark skin bangin bod but i just got bored. help!
Time to DTB!!
Dump that bitch!
08-24-2004, 08:36 PM
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My girlfriend has a S2000 and can drive her ass off, and a very fine one it is. I met her at a S2000 meet. She loves cars, shes so hot, and she is so great to me. I'd post sexy pics, but I cant figure this sight out.
BTW I cant figure out the avatar thing either.
BTW I cant figure out the avatar thing either.
08-25-2004, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by AcuraTLjatt559
^ email me the pics @ TLJATT559@GMAIL.COM and i'll post them for u 
Did you have to ask for the pics while rubbing in my face that I do not have a gmail account?
08-26-2004, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by EmuMessenger
Did you have to ask for the pics while rubbing in my face that I do not have a gmail account?
awww dont worry i'll hook u up next time ok.
08-26-2004, 12:21 PM
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I had the best Gfriend, now she is mi wife she does so many things for me and i am still an Ahole.... don't mean to but, i got the traditional male mentality..... she still loves me and i still love her. soo far soo goooooood
Asian, beautiful, ok cook (she is learning), ok house wife (she is learning), ok at making lv (i am the only man she's ever slept with) but we practice almost every day!!, and she is getting alot better!!!!
she does so many things for me and i am still an Ahole.... don't mean to but, i got the traditional male mentality..... she still loves me and i still love her. soo far soo gooooooodAsian, beautiful, ok cook (she is learning), ok house wife (she is learning), ok at making lv (i am the only man she's ever slept with) but we practice almost every day!!, and she is getting alot better!!!!
08-27-2004, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by carlos gonzales
I had the best Gfriend, now she is mi wife she does so many things for me and i am still an Ahole.... don't mean to but, i got the traditional male mentality..... she still loves me and i still love her. soo far soo goooooood
Asian, beautiful, ok cook (she is learning), ok house wife (she is learning), ok at making lv (i am the only man she's ever slept with) but we practice almost every day!!, and she is getting alot better!!!!
she does so many things for me and i am still an Ahole.... don't mean to but, i got the traditional male mentality..... she still loves me and i still love her. soo far soo gooooooodAsian, beautiful, ok cook (she is learning), ok house wife (she is learning), ok at making lv (i am the only man she's ever slept with) but we practice almost every day!!, and she is getting alot better!!!!
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