Ok, so I have a little dilemma. My friend is getting married on September 17th and originally I was going to bring a mutual friend. The 3 of us used to work together in hs and college. She just told me she won't be able to go, no biggie, but who to bring now?
Erika - really hot and would have lots of fun with her, BUT she's 17!
Danielle - cute and the girl I'm currently seeing but I don't think she'll have fun with this group of people
Anna - a friend who is also an ex-stripper. I like her and she's hot and probably my biggest chance of getting some ass. She used to be my bootie call.
Sorry, I don't have pictures of them.

 

Anna hands down.

 

As soon as I read "but she 17", I quit reading.

 

no pics- no vote


take all 3

 

you may want to take the girl you are with

 

or make sure she has no idea where you are going that weekend

 

man, have already had this EX stipper. And who knows how many more have too. So take the girl you are with, and get he to know your kind of people. Besides, who knows, it might happen, if it hasnt already and if you are REALLY seing her. Then this is a step forward.
17 y/o chick, dont do it. What if your friends want to go out? WTF. i cant guys my date is still a minor. AND CANT DRINK!!!

 

wow that hurt to read, maybe it was just me

 

Nahh, I had trouble reading it myself.

hahahah i knew it, but it was too late to edit. Typing with 1 hand and flipping pages at the same time is not a good idea.

 

Danielle, cuz she has the hottest sounding name.

 

Anna - and make sure she wears her stripper shoes ... never hurts to advertise!!!

 

I choose number 2. I remember laughing my ass off at some weird guy who brought some chick that looked like a stripper to my grandmothers 75th birthday party. As for the 17 yr old...I dunno man, 17 yr olds, former strippers...I think someone needs to call number 2 and let her know what she is getting into

 

I would say Danielle since you're seeing her and that would be the right thing to do, but since I don't know ya and could really care less if you fock up the relationship you're in now, I say Anna.

And I thought me being 25 and my gf being 20 was young, but shit, you're 26 and thinking about bringing a 17 yr old as your date...

 

Jennifer

 

It's gotta be Anna, remember the motto "party like a rock star, hammer like a porn star"

 

I'm thinking Anna too because even though she used to be a stripper, she looks nothing like one. No fake breasts, no ass hanging out, just looks like your girl next door type. Hard to say for me but it looks like Erika is out of the running. Keep the votes coming, thanks for helping!

 

Yeah definitely don't bring the 17 year old, you'll look like a worthless, desperate loser who is robbing the cradle (that's if you care what others think of you). Call her up afterwards.

 

Why wouldn't you take your current girlfriend?

 

 

Can I get erikas number?

 

Yourself.

More chances of meeting somebody new and great and possibly a new lay.

 

Bravo...

Exactly what I was going to say.

 

yeah man take home anew bitch that feels like she needs love in her life. Tell her a fake name bang her out and never see her again.

 

Danielle isn't a gf and I really don't think she'll enjoy herself. As much as I would want to bring her, I want to have fun and if I bring her, I'll be babysitting her the whole night.
Anna it is!

 

bring the girl you are seeing, or go on your own

 

WTF?