What's the worst place you ever got wood?
#122
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Originally Posted by Titand19
Minch what kind of chicks do you find that give good head? I can't find a decent chick around 20 that has any fucking idea what she's doing, I normally just end up throat fucking them
touche!
IMO the most common mistake they make is they dont keep things lubed enough. There needs to be LOTS of saliva to make it good. The more mess, the better it is. Also, slapping my cock against their face is a nice touch. Lastly, dont ignore my balls.
#128
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Oh no
In a realted story...
I was about 15 and working as a junior counselor at a local camp. I was watching some of the kids (they were 8ish) in the playground and one of my nuts popped out of my shorts. Once of the girls say it and blackmailed me the rest of the summer.
In a realted story...
I was about 15 and working as a junior counselor at a local camp. I was watching some of the kids (they were 8ish) in the playground and one of my nuts popped out of my shorts. Once of the girls say it and blackmailed me the rest of the summer.
#129
Originally Posted by Whiskers
I was watching some of the kids (they were 8ish) in the playground and one of my nuts popped out of my shorts.
Were these shorts actually hotpants or is there more to the story?
#130
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Originally Posted by Always Dirty
Were these shorts actually hotpants or is there more to the story?
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
It was a lesson learned...Don't wear loose underwear and short gym shorts....
Whiskers...you have an uncanny resemblance to Skolnick.
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
It was a lesson learned...Don't wear loose underwear and short gym shorts....
#133
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well.. i work at a high school... so gettin wood anytime of the day is bad.. even if its just random... people would look at you like ur a perv if not hiddin..(thank god that i sit most of the time and wear baggy pants)
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Originally Posted by GoDucksCLSPride
Noob does not equal dumbass, Dumbass does not equal Noob.
I'm a dumbass basher
I'm a dumbass basher
Originally Posted by s_jack
I've had guys give me their wood in so many different places it's not even funny.
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Originally Posted by Mike97 3.0P
is right. Geez, how many places do you have for it to go?
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Originally Posted by s_jack
Actually I meant location as in a room in a house or something like that. Interesting interpretation you sick bastard! jk.
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Originally Posted by PimpCL23
well.. i work at a high school... so gettin wood anytime of the day is bad.. even if its just random... people would look at you like ur a perv if not hiddin..(thank god that i sit most of the time and wear baggy pants)
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....sigh last week
after summer gym class, we take showers
girls in skimpy shorts, that tpye of thing
s we start stretching.... o crap and its tilting down @ first, so it starts hurting cuz of the pressure of my boxer-briefs on the head... so i attempt to adjust it with some slighs of my hand while we switch positions.... the girl in front of me noticed.... so i had to make an excuse for my hands in my pants so i tell her that it was itchy....
so eventually, i get it in a comfortable spot when we hav to run our regualar daily mile. I start getting it again and it makes it's way through the hole of the boxers..... horrible yet pleasurable feeling ... and i hav to adjust it accordingly
after the mile was our shower and i take off my shirt in the locker room.... along with my pants.... and there it is, halfway sticking out of the boxers...
shit they were all jealous
after summer gym class, we take showers
girls in skimpy shorts, that tpye of thing
s we start stretching.... o crap and its tilting down @ first, so it starts hurting cuz of the pressure of my boxer-briefs on the head... so i attempt to adjust it with some slighs of my hand while we switch positions.... the girl in front of me noticed.... so i had to make an excuse for my hands in my pants so i tell her that it was itchy....
so eventually, i get it in a comfortable spot when we hav to run our regualar daily mile. I start getting it again and it makes it's way through the hole of the boxers..... horrible yet pleasurable feeling ... and i hav to adjust it accordingly
after the mile was our shower and i take off my shirt in the locker room.... along with my pants.... and there it is, halfway sticking out of the boxers...
shit they were all jealous
#149
Originally Posted by jlukja
Is this you?
and the girl in the back row does not to seem too grossed out by it = future slut.
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Originally Posted by gary_william
notice, also, that the young guy is leaning forward and has an "oh shit you caught me" look.
and the girl in the back row does not to seem too grossed out by it = current slut.
and the girl in the back row does not to seem too grossed out by it = current slut.
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Originally Posted by jlukja
Is this you?
damn homie... you and your google searches!!!! amazing what people can find!!
and HEEEELLLLLLL TO THE NAWWWW that aint me.. i aint no balding white guy!!!
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When I was in 8th grade this kid was told to go up to the front of the class and diagram a sentence. He clearly had a hard on. He kept bending over to try and hide it but it was no use. Everybody was snickering. The teacher, who was some old country dude, just said, 'you gotta problem boy.' The whole class cracked up.
#153
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I just had a "semi" wood... I was training a client (at the gym), who isn't that hot, BUT our new massage therapist was across the room doing all these yoga moves on the floor... she isn't all that hot either but a combination of the moves and my imagination of her giving me a "happy ending" got me going...
(MAN! I really need to get laid!)
(MAN! I really need to get laid!)
#155
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Originally Posted by Cell99
who was some old country dude, just said, 'you gotta problem boy.' The whole class cracked up.
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