What's the most outrageous lie you've ever told?
10-09-2006, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Tireguy
I used to be bad about that, it was sort of a game to see what kind of line I could pitch.
The easiest to use is the race car driver in from hokenhiem, won't be here for long, traveling through new england on vacation, before the circuit starts back up in Europe.
My last name happens to be the same name as a certain tent/cooler/lantern company that is a household name, I would tell them I was the heir to that company, when questioned I would show them my id, flash a little cash, and at the time I had a new caddy so it was easy to pull off.
NYPD was fun, a lot of girls want to become a badge bunny, though this was much harder to use then the race car driver line.
As a whole, woman knew nothing about being a race car driver, in particular in Europe, so it was easy to be an expert
The worst, was one of my friends was drunk beyond control and convinced this not to attractive girl I was a pr0n star... needless to say she was upset later, I told her in the movies it was all lighting and makeup to make it look so big... that and I am painfully white probably didn't help.
This was a span in my life from when I was 17-19, not particularly proud days in my lifetime, but I learned a lot about how much woman want to believe a good story. I guess that in itself is worth something.
The easiest to use is the race car driver in from hokenhiem, won't be here for long, traveling through new england on vacation, before the circuit starts back up in Europe.
My last name happens to be the same name as a certain tent/cooler/lantern company that is a household name, I would tell them I was the heir to that company, when questioned I would show them my id, flash a little cash, and at the time I had a new caddy so it was easy to pull off.
NYPD was fun, a lot of girls want to become a badge bunny, though this was much harder to use then the race car driver line.
As a whole, woman knew nothing about being a race car driver, in particular in Europe, so it was easy to be an expert
The worst, was one of my friends was drunk beyond control and convinced this not to attractive girl I was a pr0n star... needless to say she was upset later, I told her in the movies it was all lighting and makeup to make it look so big... that and I am painfully white probably didn't help.
This was a span in my life from when I was 17-19, not particularly proud days in my lifetime, but I learned a lot about how much woman want to believe a good story. I guess that in itself is worth something.
10-09-2006, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Tireguy
I used to be bad about that, it was sort of a game to see what kind of line I could pitch.
The easiest to use is the race car driver in from hokenhiem, won't be here for long, traveling through new england on vacation, before the circuit starts back up in Europe.
My last name happens to be the same name as a certain tent/cooler/lantern company that is a household name, I would tell them I was the heir to that company, when questioned I would show them my id, flash a little cash, and at the time I had a new caddy so it was easy to pull off.
NYPD was fun, a lot of girls want to become a badge bunny, though this was much harder to use then the race car driver line.
As a whole, woman knew nothing about being a race car driver, in particular in Europe, so it was easy to be an expert
The worst, was one of my friends was drunk beyond control and convinced this not to attractive girl I was a pr0n star... needless to say she was upset later, I told her in the movies it was all lighting and makeup to make it look so big... that and I am painfully white probably didn't help.
This was a span in my life from when I was 17-19, not particularly proud days in my lifetime, but I learned a lot about how much woman want to believe a good story. I guess that in itself is worth something.
The easiest to use is the race car driver in from hokenhiem, won't be here for long, traveling through new england on vacation, before the circuit starts back up in Europe.
My last name happens to be the same name as a certain tent/cooler/lantern company that is a household name, I would tell them I was the heir to that company, when questioned I would show them my id, flash a little cash, and at the time I had a new caddy so it was easy to pull off.
NYPD was fun, a lot of girls want to become a badge bunny, though this was much harder to use then the race car driver line.
As a whole, woman knew nothing about being a race car driver, in particular in Europe, so it was easy to be an expert
The worst, was one of my friends was drunk beyond control and convinced this not to attractive girl I was a pr0n star... needless to say she was upset later, I told her in the movies it was all lighting and makeup to make it look so big... that and I am painfully white probably didn't help.
This was a span in my life from when I was 17-19, not particularly proud days in my lifetime, but I learned a lot about how much woman want to believe a good story. I guess that in itself is worth something.
ROFL!!!! thats all i gotta say...
as for lines, well idon't use any. i just say, have you seen the pics? they usally say what pics, and i say i'll show you tomorrow morning...
needless to say, it has worked a few times
but not always that easy..anyways i think that was in the wrong thread 
10-09-2006, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Babyfer
omg that's funny, i can't believe that someone would fall for that, course i don't know what you look like, but still, i would laugh if someone told me that they were a porn star.
I never made the claim to be a pr0n star, it was my drunk friend... I don't think I would even stoop that low in my prime.
It is sad how pathetic a lot of woman are, no surprise they are out to a bar trying to meet a guy.
10-09-2006, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Tireguy
I never made the claim to be a pr0n star, it was my drunk friend... I don't think I would even stoop that low in my prime.
It is sad how pathetic a lot of woman are, no surprise they are out to a bar trying to meet a guy.
It is sad how pathetic a lot of woman are, no surprise they are out to a bar trying to meet a guy.
10-10-2006, 12:13 AM
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This broad wanted me to meet her parents, it was like 2 weeks. I told her I'd be at her house at 4.30, I never showed up.
Im not much of a liar, while that may be fucked up, she should've just accepted the fact I didnt wanna meet no stinkin parental units-- unless it would've been worthwhile, which it wasnt.
Im not much of a liar, while that may be fucked up, she should've just accepted the fact I didnt wanna meet no stinkin parental units-- unless it would've been worthwhile, which it wasnt.
10-10-2006, 05:22 AM
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i remember back in middle school i used to carry around a deck of cards in my back pocket to look like i got a fat wallet and when i was in jrotc in high school me and my boy joe would tell girls we were actually military (they be like yall in the navy we be like yeah) or were were in college rotc usually we claimed morehouse since they did have a navy rotc my boy joe would go to the club wiht a 25$ fake gold band on and sit at the bar and sure enough not 20 min after sitting there women would come up a buy him drinks thinking he is a married man looking to hook up not knowing he was a high school guy schemein to hook up with older women and get free drinks oh and we would sometimes get limos for free through a hookup (just had to tip the driver) to take girls out so they think we was ballin those were the days
10-15-2006, 05:45 PM
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I convinced a girl in my middle school that I was the state champion pitcher on my t-ball team back in the day 
She got hounded for weeks for that one.
She got hounded for weeks for that one.
10-15-2006, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Ken1997TL
I convinced a girl in my middle school that I was the state champion pitcher on my t-ball team back in the day She got hounded for weeks for that one.
She got hounded for weeks for that one.
10-15-2006, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by SaraWI
"It's your baby."
Just kidding, guys...had to be said....
Just kidding, guys...had to be said....
thats evil... :shakehead
11-04-2006, 02:00 AM
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I don't ever really lie to women, but I do sometimes tell them (in a way that they know I'm not serious) that I'm a male stripper and a Calvin Klein underwear model on the side, when they ask what I do. They usually get a kick out of that.
I really just like to mess with women. Usually they tend to take it in stride and have fun with it. At the advice of my dad, at a Junior High dance, I asked this girl if she wanted to dance. She gave me a pretty right out "no", so I said, "Oh, I'm sorry, you must be particular with the people you dance with." She goes, "Yeah, I kind of am." So I said, "Well, I'm not. That's why I asked you!" I could barely contain my laughter and walked away immediately. I had so much fun just saying that, I didn't care if she liked it or not. She was always a bitchy popular chic, anyway.
This other time at lunch, I was totally breaking this girl's chops--just raggin' on her for everything. Ya know, we were having a good time. She says at one point, "How would you like me to make your life a living hell?" And without hesitation I said, "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship right now, Laura, but thanks for asking!" She and everyone there was in tears with laughter. I got that line from Ace Ventura, but it was so much fun using it.
In fact, just the other day, I was hanging out with some people--a couple and a guy. The woman of the couple says to her man, "What would you do if I kissed Kevin and then kissed you?" The man goes, "I'd have to boil my toung in water for a week". Kevin finds this amusing and says to the woman, "How much would I have to pay you to kiss me and then kiss him?" So I say, "dude, kissing her would be payment enough." She wasn't too happy about that, but she found it amusing.
I really just like to mess with women. Usually they tend to take it in stride and have fun with it. At the advice of my dad, at a Junior High dance, I asked this girl if she wanted to dance. She gave me a pretty right out "no", so I said, "Oh, I'm sorry, you must be particular with the people you dance with." She goes, "Yeah, I kind of am." So I said, "Well, I'm not. That's why I asked you!" I could barely contain my laughter and walked away immediately. I had so much fun just saying that, I didn't care if she liked it or not. She was always a bitchy popular chic, anyway.
This other time at lunch, I was totally breaking this girl's chops--just raggin' on her for everything. Ya know, we were having a good time. She says at one point, "How would you like me to make your life a living hell?" And without hesitation I said, "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship right now, Laura, but thanks for asking!" She and everyone there was in tears with laughter. I got that line from Ace Ventura, but it was so much fun using it.
In fact, just the other day, I was hanging out with some people--a couple and a guy. The woman of the couple says to her man, "What would you do if I kissed Kevin and then kissed you?" The man goes, "I'd have to boil my toung in water for a week". Kevin finds this amusing and says to the woman, "How much would I have to pay you to kiss me and then kiss him?" So I say, "dude, kissing her would be payment enough." She wasn't too happy about that, but she found it amusing.
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