What are your terms for sex?
07-09-2008, 05:17 PM
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What are your terms for sex?
When you are talking to your friends and you talk about sex what do you say?
Do you keep it old school and say "Why yes we did have sex."
My terms are as follows...
I Smashed/I am going to Smash/I want to smash that soooooo bad!
I gave her the beef wellington
My friend I usually tell this too is a female and she calls me oddly crass for someone who had a corny work voicemail (when I am at work I sound like a black weather man).
Do you keep it old school and say "Why yes we did have sex."
My terms are as follows...
I Smashed/I am going to Smash/I want to smash that soooooo bad!
I gave her the beef wellington
My friend I usually tell this too is a female and she calls me oddly crass for someone who had a corny work voicemail (when I am at work I sound like a black weather man).
07-09-2008, 07:31 PM
#7
~Da Nocturnal Cheetah~
My greatest hits:
1) I waxed dat ass like Raindance!
2) I got up in dem guts sum'n vicious!
3) I smashed and thrashed that ass!
4) I got medieval on dat ass!
5) I stirred it like coffee!
6) I fired off one or two barrels in dat ass!
7) I broke her ass off real decent!
And another one of my fave sayings about sex:
My boy: You know shorty don't give head right?
Me: Man, I don't sweat nothing a broad say before I drill her ass.
My boy: Oh yeah, why not?
Me: Because it's a prediction.
My Boy: A prediction? Why you say that?
Me: Pre-dick-tion...what they say BEFORE I slap the dick on 'em! Ya feel me? Let it marinate!
My boy: (dying laughing)
I say a lot of shit, but that's my main shit right there dawggg!!!!
1) I waxed dat ass like Raindance!
2) I got up in dem guts sum'n vicious!
3) I smashed and thrashed that ass!
4) I got medieval on dat ass!
5) I stirred it like coffee!
6) I fired off one or two barrels in dat ass!
7) I broke her ass off real decent!
And another one of my fave sayings about sex:
My boy: You know shorty don't give head right?
Me: Man, I don't sweat nothing a broad say before I drill her ass.
My boy: Oh yeah, why not?
Me: Because it's a prediction.
My Boy: A prediction? Why you say that?
Me: Pre-dick-tion...what they say BEFORE I slap the dick on 'em! Ya feel me? Let it marinate!
My boy: (dying laughing)
I say a lot of shit, but that's my main shit right there dawggg!!!!
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07-10-2008, 02:11 AM
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Pretty much what everyone else has listed: fucked, slept, hit it, tapped it, tore it up, put it in the ass, banged, sex,
07-10-2008, 04:24 AM
#10
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Whacked it.....
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"The chloroform has kicked in."
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pounded the vagine
07-11-2008, 02:31 AM
#24
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when I'm talking to a guy I know really well:
"I fucked her"
when I'm talking to a... perhaps a more mature person, like a client:
"we were intimate"
when I'm talking to a female friend:
"...so you guys hooked up?"
the only problem with talking to girls and using the term "hook up" is that they usually have different definitions of hooking up... To some girls hooking up means sex, some girls it means making out, and then some girls it can mean anything in between... Depending on how well I know them... I may or may not ask for details.
"I fucked her"
when I'm talking to a... perhaps a more mature person, like a client:
"we were intimate"
when I'm talking to a female friend:
"...so you guys hooked up?"
the only problem with talking to girls and using the term "hook up" is that they usually have different definitions of hooking up... To some girls hooking up means sex, some girls it means making out, and then some girls it can mean anything in between... Depending on how well I know them... I may or may not ask for details.
07-11-2008, 07:13 AM
#25
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Originally Posted by mattg
pounded the vagine
07-11-2008, 01:44 PM
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ever seen Borat?
07-11-2008, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by mattg
ever seen Borat?
07-13-2008, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by goose25
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07-20-2008, 05:23 PM
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Round my parts we say:
"drilled", "layin pipe", "smashed", "beat" as in....did you beat yet?(that sounds too much like masterbatin...I havent said that since high school) lol
For oral sex we say: "dome", "head", "brain"...ect.
Just thought I'd throw that in there for kicks.
Yo darksome....your dialogue had me rollin man! That was classic! LMAO! I just might have to use that.
"drilled", "layin pipe", "smashed", "beat" as in....did you beat yet?(that sounds too much like masterbatin...I havent said that since high school) lol
For oral sex we say: "dome", "head", "brain"...ect.
Just thought I'd throw that in there for kicks.
Yo darksome....your dialogue had me rollin man! That was classic! LMAO! I just might have to use that.