Doesn't surprise me one bit, with the other crap ass threads you've thrown up in the short time you've been here.

You posting your problems here gives us the right to voice our opinions. Don't like it? Too bad. Deal with it.

 

getting feelings over the internet:

 

Feelings, nothing more than feelings,
trying to forget my feelings of posting this tread in the first place.
Teardrops rolling down on my face,
trying to forget my feelings of gr8dale72 being :theghey:.

 

 

after reading this again... ive gotta give the OP some credit.


I would never whip out my junk in a room (dark or not) with my friend sitting right next to me.

congrats dude, now you can move up to MMF 3some porn and make some money to pay for all that weed you smoke and don't have to worry about getting the girls pregnant cuz you'll probably be sterile soon if you aren't already.

 

I gotta disagree with you on this one Badger, and I gotta go Dr. Seuss on ya too:

She can suck it in a tree
I don't care if you can see
She can suck it on a train
I will cum and cum again
I will not even say thank you Ma'am
cuz I'm not Sam, Darksom I am!

Ya'll know how I do...

 

Wow.. just wow..

 

 

hahaha... that was good.

I'm sorry but getting head in a room with your friend just = :theghey: in my book

 

Skin that is too thick may have been the cause of his problems.

 

@ foreskin

 

I dont think ive laughed so hard at a post.

 

ive gotten chromed out with my friend near me...the girl just brought a friend along to occupy him though.. we didnt have anywhere else to go, we were in a parking lot at a bank at night

 

Did you high five each other while getting the hummers?

Knowing some of my buddies in college, I'd just be afraid that they'd try to finish off in my direction (literally)

 

 

 

 

Thank you ladies and germs! You've been a great audience.

Ima hafta come around here more often.

Before I go, let me leave you with these words:

Don't be too harsh on the noobs and youngins. You'll scare them away and might scar their little minds for life. It takes an Acurazine village to raise a child in the ways of a Darksom1

 

^ I resemble that remark Dave!

 

HAHA plus they have to be good at something right.

 

@ 45min BJ

 

LOL

 

 

That has got to be the funniest interpretation of what happened. I couldnt stop laughing...... Im still laughing thinking about it.

 

It was a combination of a number of things I think:

1. She's fat. She just wasn't doing it for you.

2. You were possibly nervous with your buddy right there and you didn't want him to think that you were impotent and couldn't cum. The more you thought about it, the less likely you were to keep your hardon. Just a guess.

3. Marijuana. It's a depressant.

4. The girl just fails at head.

5. You might have been jealous that your buddy got the hotter girl and you were stuck with the fat one. You couldn't really think about getting off.

6. You might be on my team, or at least standing on the centre line.

 

:shakehead Canadians....


center line is where it's at... all in a days work

 

 

I don't think you know what he means...judging by those icons you used, you don't wanna know...hahahahahahaha!

 

yes actually i think i know exactly what he means..
he's saying maybe the dude is gay, or at least not totally straight

my icons told a beautiful story about a man and his buddy getting drunk, the one dude (or bro, i should say) gets a little curious, takes advantage of his drunk buddy, and then sees some titties and is like "damn i like titties too" and has some vagina for dinner.

 

My vote is for it being the weed. Though the fat girl surely doesn't help. Remember, friends don't let friends fuck fat chicks.

 

That reminds me of an Eddie Murphy stand-up routine back in the day where two guys are playing tennis and one is gay:

Straight: Nice game man, wanna hit the bar?
Gay: I think I'll go suck a dick!
Straight: Well, you go on and suck that dick! I'll have a beer and go home and fuck my wife! (in a deep voice)

 

Fat girls need love too... PLUS it all feels the same in the dark..