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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 02:57 AM
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Ok, so me 2 chicks and another friend smoked 2 blunts right. Then we started fucking around and turned the lights out. Next thing you know the BIGGER of the 2 girls started sucking my dick. I couldnt cum. It was like 45 Minutes and i still couldnt cum. Do you think it was because I was high or because I wasnt attracted to her?
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 02:57 AM
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 03:12 AM
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it's because you're :ghey:
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 03:53 AM
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...and where was your black Mercedes CLS during all of this?
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 04:03 AM
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 04:32 AM
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probably because it wasn't your friend and you felt guilty :gheyfight:
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 04:55 AM
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 07:51 AM
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:ibitwashisbuddysuckinghimoff: And he liked it.
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 07:59 AM
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 08:38 AM
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It's because you weren't looking into your buddy's eyes.
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
It's because you weren't looking into your buddy's eyes.
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
It's because you weren't looking into your buddy's eyes.


btw. you let that shit happen for 45 minutes? Her self confidence must of been at 0 way before then, hahaha.
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 09:08 AM
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Maybe because you were getting head from the Stay-Puffed Marshmallow Man
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 09:58 AM
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Talking Give the Kid a Break?

Now that everyone has busted your balls.....

Pot is a CNS depressant like alcohol. It can have a desensitizing effect on your brain.

It's also possible that you weren't relaxed because of the semi-public nature of things.

Being 16, perhaps you "choked your chicken" a couple of times already that day?

Lastly, you state the girl was "BIGGER". Maybe she just didn't turn you on. (Although, at 16, almost everything turned me on.)

Thank gawd for fat girls! Especially ones that are willing to go down for 45 mins! She could prolly suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Maybe her technique "sucked".
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Xpditor
Thank gawd for fat girls! Especially ones that are willing to go down for 45 mins! She could prolly suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Maybe her technique "sucked".
Dave...next time, only type that! This is Ramblings...crushing blows are necessary here!

Especially for young gunners coming on here bragging about smoking blunts and getting blown by fat girls for 45 mins (though his induced state probably made it seem like 45 mins and she was probably more like that bitch from Shallow Hal!!!)!
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 12:22 PM
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I like em big...
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
I like em big...
You're talking about blunts right?
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by herbalist
You're talking about blunts right?
Um...
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Um...
now THAT sounds :ghey:
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 03:04 PM
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You're talking about blunts right?
Nope....he's talking about penis size.
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 04:24 PM
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maybe it was his buddy giving head!!!!!!

youch!!!
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 04:35 PM
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Xpditor

Thank gawd for fat girls! Especially ones that are willing to go down for 45 mins! She could prolly suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 06:00 PM
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was the non DUFF hot?
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 06:11 PM
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 07:53 PM
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it's because you're :ghey:
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 08:01 PM
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Most likely it was your dude friend polishing your knob
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Old Mar 27, 2008 | 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by gr8dale72
Ok, so me 2 chicks and another friend smoked 2 blunts right. Then we started fucking around and turned the lights out. Next thing you know the BIGGER of the 2 girls started sucking my dick. I couldnt cum. It was like 45 Minutes and i still couldnt cum. Do you think it was because I was high or because I wasnt attracted to her?

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Old Mar 28, 2008 | 02:17 AM
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Sorry

you guys probably think im some kind of bitch teenager just starting trouble on the boards. but i have my own job and make decent grades in school, just because im open to discuss things and i smoke dont mean that you have to act an ass.
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Old Mar 28, 2008 | 07:18 AM
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^^^

We're just picking on you because it's fun. If you read through the posts no one commented on you being a "bitch teenager."

And no need for you to say Sorry. You need to grow a thicker skin if you are going to hang out in these parts.
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Old Mar 28, 2008 | 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by gr8dale72
you guys probably think im some kind of bitch teenager just starting trouble on the boards. but i have my own job and make decent grades in school, just because im open to discuss things and i smoke dont mean that you have to act an ass.
Relax man. Its all in good fun

To answer your question, probably because you were high. What about her skills? Were they quality? Not getting there is actually a good thing, except when you WANT to and can't....but it happens sometimes champ....you're ok
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Old Mar 28, 2008 | 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by gr8dale72
you guys probably think im some kind of bitch teenager just starting trouble on the boards. but i have my own job and make decent grades in school, just because im open to discuss things and i smoke dont mean that you have to act an ass.
You post...we roast...it's in the contract young padawan!
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Old Mar 28, 2008 | 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by darksom1
You post...we roast...it's in the contract young padawan!
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Old Mar 28, 2008 | 12:45 PM
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You post...we roast...it's in the contract young padawan!
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Old Mar 29, 2008 | 07:27 PM
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your Kocks Broken
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Old Mar 29, 2008 | 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
And no need for you to say Sorry. You need to grow a thicker skin if you are going to hang out in these parts.
And also you're going to have to grow more sensitive skin if you are going to hang out your parts near your buddy.
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Old Mar 29, 2008 | 09:21 PM
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It Makes You Type Like This

And Make Stupid Threads Like This
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Old Mar 29, 2008 | 09:26 PM
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Fat girls give good head. So either your limp already or gay?
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Old Mar 29, 2008 | 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by SRK85
Fat girls give good head. So either your limp already or gay?


.....or doped up realllllllllllllllllllllly bad
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Old Mar 29, 2008 | 11:13 PM
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wait i'm confused...

he smoked his friends cock while two bluntly large women watched and he couldn't get off????
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