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Old Aug 23, 2008 | 11:05 PM
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What the heck?!?

I don't know if I should feel honored or used.

One of my really good "platonic" girl friends and I were IM'ing and she asked me to do something for her.


She asked me to kiss her to judge if she's good or not because 'I have experience'

And on top of that, she says she doesn't want to get the wet floppy muscle in the mouth involved.



What the heck?

First off, she asks me to judge her kissing abilities which is weird to begin with...then she tells me she only wants a very simple kiss and nothing that 'gets into it'. How do you judge that??

This is just weird.



Would you take her up on it???
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Old Aug 23, 2008 | 11:12 PM
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Absolutely - unless she's awful looking. kiss > no kiss. It's all good. Besides, she might change her mind. :wink: I kissed all my "platonic" girl friends at one time or another.
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Old Aug 23, 2008 | 11:25 PM
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nike
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Old Aug 23, 2008 | 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by mltk53
nike

What the heck does that mean?
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Old Aug 23, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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just do it!
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Old Aug 23, 2008 | 11:31 PM
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Just do it.
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Old Aug 23, 2008 | 11:34 PM
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Old Aug 23, 2008 | 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by TS_eXpeed
I don't know if I should feel honored or used.
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Would you take her up on it???
Tell her that, since you're giving her this evaluation, she should trade with you for dinner or something fun the two of you have done platonically.

And remember to tell her that you usually cup/massage the woman's tush when you kiss, even without tongue.
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 12:28 AM
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ask her to fuck you to judge if you're good or not because "she's a whore"
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 01:13 AM
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Sounds too weird. Definitely, don't do it.
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 01:21 AM
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and btw,

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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 01:31 AM
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if she wants to kiss, she might be interested in you... kiss her and stick a wet sticky tongue in her mouth
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 03:40 AM
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Do it.
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 05:58 AM
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how are her blowjob skills?
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 06:54 AM
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how are her blowjob skills?
I would just cut to the chase and ask for the BJ.
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 08:39 AM
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Take her out for dinner first and get a couple glasses of wine in her.
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 10:13 AM
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obv do it... its not like she'd ask someone she doesnt find attractive to kiss her. one thing could lead to another and we can all read your new thread about how you banged your platonic friend.
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 10:18 AM
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do her..err I mean kiss her.
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 10:55 AM
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Please tell me you said yes...

By the way, is your friend physically attractive?
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 11:52 AM
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if she's good looking, do it. nothing wrong with kissing a girl.
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 01:26 PM
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are you :ghey: ? kiss the chick,take the pic, post the shit.
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 04:34 PM
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Did you really just ask this question here?
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 05:17 PM
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Definitely say, "I'm sorry Sue, but I don't think I'm comfortable with that. You're a real swell gal and all, but I don't want to risk losing what we have as friends. Ask Mikey, he'll kiss anything."
Definitely say this. Definitely.
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Old Aug 24, 2008 | 07:30 PM
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<-------thinks she wants you.
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 06:09 AM
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I would say KISS HER! I mean its only a kiss, not really a big deal. If shes asking you its probally because shes interested.

I've kissed plenty of my close girl friends
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 09:30 AM
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Sack up and do it, unless she's butt-ugly of course. Obviously she's at least comfortable enough to go there with you, which leads me to believe if it went further she wouldn't mind. But it will be up to you to get in the driver's seat.

Also, you need to tell her you can't really judge someone's kissing abilities unless tongue is involved. i.e. you can't judge a book by its cover.
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 10:11 AM
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wtf... just do it fucker.. lol
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 10:26 AM
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Tell her you're gay.

If that's not the case then kiss the chick.
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
how are her blowjob skills?


nice...
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 02:55 PM
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she said kiss her right? so kiss her..but she didn't say where....
hint hint nudge nudge
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SaraWI


nice...
My friend in HS girlfriend once did a practice BJ on one of her friends...My friend found out and wasn't too thrilled....But it made for some good jokes...
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted by RaviNJCLs
Tell her you're gay.

If that's not the case then kiss the chick.
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
how are her blowjob skills?


but yea...pic?
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 09:44 PM
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Did you do it yet? Who knows, maybe soon she'll ask you to test something else to see if its good...
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 11:51 PM
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Why wouldn't you do it?
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Old Aug 26, 2008 | 01:30 AM
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Do it... for the sake of all us "taken" guys

We want to live vicariously through you












Especially Whiskers
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Old Aug 26, 2008 | 04:03 AM
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Do you seriously need to ask this question?

I wish I could get some girls to ask me to 'test some things out' on them.
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Old Aug 26, 2008 | 09:15 AM
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It's been 2 days. Did you hit it?
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Old Aug 26, 2008 | 09:30 AM
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wow I sure hope he kissed her (or got more than that), cuz when I read this post, I thought maybe he liked guys so he found himself "used" by the girl. and like PortlandTL said, I wish I was in a situation where girls want to test shit out with me.
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Old Aug 26, 2008 | 10:01 AM
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kids today have me puzzled.............how the hell could you feel used? i hope you did it by now
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