i make a funny and sexy facial expression to get a smile back

"can i buy you a drink"

or if i'm w/ a friend(s) and so is she i'll just buy some for all of us

 

^ big spenda!

 

yea, i do the same. i spend so much at the bar on myself, that it doesnt make a difference on buying a round if it means one of the drinks is going towards someone i was trying to hit on. but then again, this is fine in Cuse bars. but during the summer in manhattan it could get pretty expensive at $8 a shot, or 10 a drink. a round is like $40 right there.

 

"put a chicken in your cunt?"
>>"WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
"looks like rain"

 

"While I must admit that you are beautiful, and that I would love to take you out, I must first remind you that there are 120 million females in the USA, and that if you reject my advances I will have been rejected by 1/120 millionth of the entire female population of this country, making you an insignificant figure, and you will be rounded off."

 

So, do you live around here often?

 

^ hahah thats a good one

 

i'm going to use this one...except show the proof on a calculator to prove my point

 

Are you a farmer? 'cause those are some nice melons.......

 

 

"hey girl, whats your name? single"!